Before we get on with this post, I’m gonna set something straight: I never have and probably never will play Pokemon.  I’m merely familiar with the theme song and I like puns so bingo, bango, bongo, I have a title.  What I’m saying is, if you have Pokemon jokes you’d like to share, feel free to but most likely my comment will be ‘…haha?’.  Good, now that we’ve got that settled, let’s move on to our feature back presentation in Jamaal Charles.  Now why would I suggest Charles?  Isn’t he currently ranked in the top 50 in PPR leagues this year according to yahoo?  Why yes he is.  Thanks me for pointing that out!  But now I’d like to point out another thing.  His ranking over the last 4 weeks of play is 1687 behind such amazing guys as Montario Hardesty and Cedric Peerman.  During that span, Jamaal has only mustererd up 123 total yards of offense and 1 concussion that the Chiefs are claiming was just ‘a neck injury’.  Needless to say, Charles has not been in charge in KC and the offense as a whole has been A-hole in terms of fantasy goodness for most of the year.  Alright, with all the negative out of the way, let’s get to the positives: he’s still Jamaal Charles.  Do you really need more info than that?  Overall, I can’t make any promise he returns to the RB1 glory he started the year off at but who you sitting on at RB2 right now? Mikel LeShoure?  You sure that’s gonna get the job done when playoffs come?  Yeah, didn’t think so.  As always, it’s about what you have to spend to get a guy and Charles should come at a premium with his recent rough stretch and how KC has played.  If you want to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them is the real test, to train them is your cause.  Hrm, I think only the first two sentences fit but you get the idea.  Gotta catch Jamaal.  In other fantasy football news…

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Jordy Nelson - I’ve called Jordy a buy quite a few times this season.  I wouldn’t say it’s because I love him, namely because I don’t, but he keeps ending up in buy low situations.  After healing up from a hamstring issue and playing last week, his lone attempt at a catch saw him turn his ankle and exit the game early.  With a bye week on the horizon and his recent injury woes, good lordy ‘ole Jordy is looking like a good nab if his owner is feeling worried.

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Hello all.  Hopefully you’re one of the few, the proud, the fantasy healthy.  Every week seems to bring more decimation to our rosters.  Don’t worry, you’re not the only one who is snakebitten.  In one league I have Santana Moss, Tim Hightower, Peyton Hillis, Beanie Wells, and Felix Jones all on the same team.  Needless to say, I’m 2-5 despite having Tom Brady and Wes Welker on my roster.  Anyway, we need less commiseration and more domination, so let’s see what you can do to plug some holes.

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What’s up weekend warriors?  It’s time for another installment of Target(s) Practice.  It’s hard to believe that we’re already a quarter of the way through the regular season and so far this year the only thing that’s been predictable is that all of your best fantasy players are going to get injured.  At least that’s the case with my team and I’m sure it’s the case with many of yours.  The good news about this fake sport is that there are always guys out there on the waiver wire, waiting to be snagged by savvy owners.  We don’t make excuses in this game, we make moves.  So let’s see if I can help you out.

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Here is a hodge podgery of players you might want to grab for your dynasty teams.  Some are sleepier than others and I have no criteria, such as percentage owned, etc…, for who is on this list, but I’m guessing all could be found in someone’s die nasty league.  As off season moves come in we’ll see some of these guys lose their upside, but all you can do is try.

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Training camp is now in full swing and that means injuries!  If you follow camp really closely you will be sent on an Odysseus like, um, odyssey into a world of sirens (beat reporters with reports of amazing feats of football mastery), six-headed monsters (RBBCs), Calypso, a luring goddess (Erin Andrews), Hades (PUP List/IR), Poseidon (Roger Goodell), Lotus Eaters (Ricky, Santonio, LenDale), Charybdis (the whirlpool), and Teirisias the blind prophet (Adam Schefter).  So let’s set sail!

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