If you tuned into last night’s Monday Night Football like I did, I’m sure there were some things that crossed your mind. First one: I’m fairly certain that drafting Sammy Watkins might have been in error. I mean, why trade multiple picks (1st, and two 4th’s) for a receiver that spends more time on the back of a 60’s milk carton? Second, I’m sure many wondered if a 0-0 score would be an insurmountable lead for the Bills… I thought it was a fairly close call, but the Bills did scrounge 13 points in a resoundingly ugly fashion. In what is turning into a theme, the weekday games (both Monday and Thursday) have offered nothing this year in terms of football. Football-like? Quite possibly, but we’re not getting 100% organic entertainment here. Something-something-Eddie Lacy is fat. Rex Ryan always seems to have a penchant for driving the Patriots nuts and did so again last night, but never quite gets over the hump, just like last night. Also, his hump is named Rob Ryan. Regardless, it was an essentially boring game up until the third quarter’s upgrade to semi-interesting, then quickly downgraded to “where’s my effing bourbon”. Such is the ways of Monday Night…
Because of the Thanksgiving Holiday, Rankings (both this week and rest of season) will be released Wednesday morning.
Tom Brady – 20/39, 277 YDS, 1 TD, 1 INT. Josh McDaniels; too dumb to be a head coach, but smart enough to never leave Tom Brady’s side.
Brandon LaFell – 4 REC, 66 YDS. More like Brandon LeFail, amirite folks?
Tyrod Taylor – 20/36, 233 YDS and 4 CAR, 1 YDS. Hmm, reminds more of Rodfather III than the first two…
Sammy Watkins – 3 REC, 39 YDS and Robert Woods (4 REC, 44 YDS) Charles Clay (1 REC, 14 YDS)… THIS BUFFALO RECEIVINGÂ CORPS, I CALL ‘EM “WARREN SAPP’S MAILBOX”, BECAUSE IT’S FULL OF BILLS THAT ARE BEING IGNORED.
James White – 2 CAR, 14 YDS, 1 TD and 2 REC, 32 YDS, 1 TD. Breaking! James White semi-usable! Bill Belichick to release James White and trade Brandon Bolden for Griff Whalen!
Final Thought
Patriots still undefeated…
