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So you just got into your uncle’s start up league and are taking on the brain trust of Cousin Jed, Aunt Loretta, and Grandpa Joe. So you are pretty sure these will be easy pickings and there are inheritances to win, but for some reason Uncle Red set it up as a 2 QB league and now you have to actually think about what you are doing. Please, blog, may I have some more?

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THE NFL LOCKOUT IS OVER!  I don’t mean to yell but…well…yes I do!  Football is back baby!  Fantasy football is back too, so we finally have something entertaining to make us look busy at work.  No more clicking mouses and shuffling paperwork hoping the boss thinks we’re actually doing something productive when in reality we aren’t doing a (expletive deleted) thing. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Here are our quarterback rankings. Live them, love them.

Rank Player Team Pa Yds Pa TDs INTs Ru TDs Ru Yds Re TDs Fumb Points
1 Michael Vick PHI 4000 25 13 6 700 0 3 334
2 Aaron Rodgers GB 4450 32 11 2 300 0 3 320
3 Drew Brees NO 4600 35 14 1 35 0 1 303.5
4 Philip Rivers SD 4500 33 12 1 75 0 1 299.5
5 Tom Brady NE 4350 32 7 1 50 0 1 297
6 Peyton Manning IND 4450 32 14 1 30 0 0 287
7 Tony Romo DAL 4400 31 14 1 100 0 1 286
8 Matt Schaub HOU 4450 28 11 1 53 0 3 273.3
9 Ben Roethlisberger PIT 4150 23 11 2 225 0 1 268.5
10 Matt Ryan ATL 4000 26 10 1 125 0 1 260.5
11 Eli Manning NYG 4050 29 15 1 75 0 2 257.5
12 Matthew Stafford DET 4100 28 15 1 75 0 2 255.5
13 Josh Freeman TB 3600 23 10 2 300 0 2 254
14 Jay Cutler CHI 3850 26 16 2 200 0 3 252
15 Joe Flacco BAL 3700 24 12 2 125 0 1 242.5
16 Sam Bradford STL 4000 24 14 1 70 0 2 237
17 Ryan Fitzpatrick BUF 3400 23 18 1 300 0 2 224
18 Matt Cassel KC 3550 22 12 1 175 0 3 223.5
19 David Garrard JAC 3250 18 12 2 300 0 2 216
20 Kevin Kolb ARI 3700 20 11 1 30 0 1 213
21 Jason Campbell OAK 3400 17 14 2 250 0 1 211
22 Mark Sanchez NYJ 3450 19 14 1 100 0 2 198
23 Cam Newton CAR 2950 12 17 4 450 0 2 197
24 Kyle Orton DEN 3550 20 12 0 10 0 2 195
25 Donovan McNabb MIN 3550 18 15 1 55 0 2 191.5
26 Colt McCoy CLE 3300 16 21 2 225 0 1 186.5
27 Matt Hasselbeck TEN 3350 18 10 0 20 0 2 184
28 Chad Henne MIA 3500 16 17 1 75 0 4 175.5
29 Tarvaris Jackson SEA 2500 13 14 3 350 0 2 173
30 Andy Dalton CIN 3400 14 20 1 105 0 2 164.5
31 Charlie Whitehurst SEA 2800 12 14 1 200 0 2 154
32 John Beck WAS 2800 13 15 1 83 0 0 148.3
33 Alex D.
Please, blog, may I have some more?

(Doc’s note: First off I’d like to thank everyone for sending in entries for the first round. I had an extremely difficult and rewarding time narrowing these down. As the chief honcho here at Razzball and a nerdy English professor, I found good stuff in every entry and feel like all of you have the ability to improve and become bad ass fantasy writers. Please, blog, may I have some more?

First, a huge thanks to everyone who submitted. We had more than fifty entries, so the competition was stiff. But, in the end, we felt there were two runners-up and a winner who stood out in Round 1.

Here’s the official topic for Round 2: Who is your number one sleeper in all of fantasy football for 2011, and why? Please, blog, may I have some more?

I thought we’d try out a new service here at Razzball while we amp up for the return of real football. I sent out our first Newsletter last night and I wanted to let ya’ll know about it. I wanted to have a way to stay in touch with all you hep cats and give you updates on the site and goings on etc… and well, to be able to cuddle up with you in your email. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Lordy, there sure are a lot of good quarterbacks out there! I’m not going to tell you there aren’t any interchangeable parts in this top 10 because there are. When it comes to these elite to near elite quarterbacks my strategy is to see which ones my league mates have something against and then draft that one! Please, blog, may I have some more?