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Please, blog, may I have some more?

Ever since Bill Romanowski shattered Kerry Collins jaw, effectively shattering the Panthers winning ways for a few years in the late 90s, I haven’t been the biggest Collins fan.  He subsequently quit on the team, drank like he was on Jersey Shore, and dropped racial slurs on his teammates that would have made Strom Thurmond proud.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

I had a potentially volatile situation with one of the owners in my fantasy football league. It’s a pay league and I’m the commissioner. I hit up Doc to see if he wanted to take over. He was unavailable due to his time constraints – watercoloring and figure skating takes up a lot of his time. Please, blog, may I have some more?