Greetings! I’d like to start by praising the Elders for giving me the strength and durability of a Kardashian furburger, allowing me to put in more fantasy sports work in these past few weeks than I ever thought humanly possible. From co-hosting the Razzball Fantasy Football podcast (my wet dream come true) with Jay (great musical choice this week. KUDOS!), to doing the In this League podcast with talented and sexy Bogman and the Welsh (I teach them all about designer clothing), then to my dear-dear friends Justin Mason and Mike Werner’s Friends with Fantasy Benefits podcast (I’m stealing that name if it’s not trademarked), AND FINALLY I’ll also be joining my squad on The Nickel Press Live Show, which we will be doing every week, Sunday mornings before game time. That’s not even mentioning the two Fantasy football posts a week and doing my utmost to respond to each and every one of your fantasy questions and comments. Oh, and I dropped THIS!
Anyway, I am Tehol Beddict and these are my top 200 overall fantasy football rankings! Take Heed!!!!
I’m honored and humbled that men respect me enough to allow me me join them in conversing about a vast array of topics, everything from tight ends to blue waffles and pink socks. This must must be what Van Damme felt like after he dropped Bloodsport on that a*s. I wonder if Matthew Berry accepted my invite to the Kumite? Anyway, Bid Daddy Beddict is super charged up as of late, and with your continued support, it’s POSSIBLE that I could one day actually turn this into a career, making well over six figures. Goodbye bachelorette parties and thong modeling! Would be awesome not to have to do 750 squat thrusts a night and wax my ass once a week in order to keep up with these young studs on the rise. Did I really say six figures? I’d settle for three figures, for I do it for the love of the game! I do it for the Elder Gods! And most importantly, I do it for Razzball, the greatest fantasy sports website in the history of the world wide web!
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