Greetings! I’d like to start by praising the Elders for giving me the strength and durability of a Kardashian furburger, allowing me to put in more fantasy sports work in these past few weeks than I ever thought humanly possible. From co-hosting the Razzball Fantasy Football podcast (my wet dream come true) with Jay (great musical choice this week. KUDOS!), to doing the In this League podcast with talented and sexy Bogman and the Welsh (I teach them all about designer clothing), then to my dear-dear friends Justin Mason and Mike Werner’s Friends with Fantasy Benefits podcast (I’m stealing that name if it’s not trademarked), AND FINALLY I’ll also be joining my squad on The Nickel Press Live Show, which we will be doing every week, Sunday mornings before game time. That’s not even mentioning the two Fantasy football posts a week and doing my utmost to respond to each and every one of your fantasy questions and comments. Oh, and I dropped THIS!
Anyway, I am Tehol Beddict and these are my top 200 overall fantasy football rankings! Take Heed!!!!
I’m honored and humbled that men respect me enough to allow me me join them in conversing about a vast array of topics, everything from tight ends to blue waffles and pink socks. This must must be what Van Damme felt like after he dropped Bloodsport on that a*s. I wonder if Matthew Berry accepted my invite to the Kumite? Anyway, Bid Daddy Beddict is super charged up as of late, and with your continued support, it’s POSSIBLE that I could one day actually turn this into a career, making well over six figures. Goodbye bachelorette parties and thong modeling! Would be awesome not to have to do 750 squat thrusts a night and wax my ass once a week in order to keep up with these young studs on the rise. Did I really say six figures? I’d settle for three figures, for I do it for the love of the game! I do it for the Elder Gods! And most importantly, I do it for Razzball, the greatest fantasy sports website in the history of the world wide web!
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@Tehol Beddict: FWIW, I am a member of both leagues. Don’t leave me hangin’!
@Scott: SCOTTY DOESN’T KNOW!!!! DON’T TELL SCOTTY!
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Bolo’s drumming is hilarious!
@Scott: What a legend
Tehol, I know your love for Tyrod Taylor. I have Bradford & Palmer, but I have been considering dropping Palmer for Taylor. Think that’s a good move?
Yahoo Custom – Passing 20 yds per pt, 6 pts for TD, Rushing 15 yds per pt.
@cdadare: Well, you already have Bradford so you good at QB and Arizona should throw a lot but shiiiiiiiiiiiz, i got Tyrod ranked higher so you know what it is cuzzzzzzzzzz. Make the move and let’s celebrate together for all of eternity
Dudes cmon now where is Deandre Hopkins?
@jason: right there at 21. Did you miss him or think he should be higher, J-Bird?
Dynasty League: Ty Montgomery or David Cobb?
@booya: tough call. I’m going Monty tho. DOnt think Cobb is ever going to be a full-time running back.
Good stuff, always enjoy the writing
@Banana: thanks Banana. appreciate cha!
So you think Michael Floyd and Fitz have better seasons than John Brown. Whats your speculation on the situation?? Is brown going to be relevant this year??
@El Boss: If I had to bet my life on it, YES. but’s an odd situation. Fitz is old, FLoyd is banged up and Brown’s a little dude. but if all play relatively the same amount of time, I expect Brown to finish 3rd.
New guy in a league that gives .5 points for carries and receptions. League starts 2 RB and 3 WR with no flex. Obviously value of RBs is higher but should I consider RB-RB with my first two picks?
@The Fridge: and drafting from the #7 spot…should have mentioned that previously.
@The Fridge: and its a 10-team league.
@The Fridge: yep should be there for you unless they go seven in a row . even so still got to do it i think
@The Fridge: .5 for a carry!!?!? thats interesting! Provocative EVEN!!!! definitely rb rb with first two picks if this is format. get you some hogs!
@Tehol Beddict: yes, I had to read the rules 3 times before I believed it….even a fantastic game from Antonio Brown nets 15 receptions tops. Lacy might get 15 carries in one half.
@The Fridge: hell yes. all RB if you can
TEHOL!!! Wutup my Nuka!! How you been..? Need to talk to you within the next 20 minutes.. You there???
@Frank White: FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!!!!!! IM HERE FOR YOU BRUH!!!
10 team PPR 3 receiver league with a flex.. I’m pick #5. Since it’s a 3 reciever league, Who would be your top 3 picks in case the others are taken?? Or should i say, top 5 you would take??
@Frank White: 3 receivers PLUS a flex??? Still want Adrian Peterson, Bell, or Charles but if not then Antonio Brown, Julio Jones or Dez Bryant
@Tehol Beddict: I’m in a similar spot so 2 questions based on your previous answer.
1) No Lacy to round out that list of RB?
2) Would your lists of who to take at pick #5 be different if it were a .5PPR?
Thanks.
@Ron: id move Lacy up for Dez if it wasn’t ppr
i know you posted it but 3 receiver league is different
@Frank White: i got chu, big dog
L. Murray at #17?? Victor Cruz not in the dumpster??? What makes you so bullish on Murray specifically?
@Ben: Cruz is probably too high as I haven’t adjusted for him possibly missing week 1 or being injured.
Murray is a physical freak. I expect the Raiders defense to be much improved this season so I dont expect the raiders to have to desperately play from behind anymore. Menelik Watson going down kind of hurts but I’m sticking by my man. averaged 5.0 yards a carry last year and is big and explosive. prepare yourself
In a QBs get 6 pts for TD passes league, how much would you move up the QBs?
@pbmax: would make Luck a definite first rounder. Rodgers second rounder. Upgrades Ryan and Brees Romo etc. But shouldn’t really change the drafting so much
@Tehol Beddict: gratzie!
@pbmax: no problemo
If you had to get rid of two of these guys like the upside on all of them. Ppr league
Buck allen,Richard Rodgers,David cobb,hurns,coleman,Marvin jones
@db: buck and cobb unless you desperately need a running back. Allen hasn’t looked good and Cobb in a walking boot
Kaep or tyrod backup qb
@gg: I believe i recently moved Kaep down so I have to say Tyrod but if you already have Kaep, you could wait a week and see how things look. I like both of them
hey guys, its my first time doing fantasy football. mines a 12 person 2 QB league. i have heard all sorts of advice from friends and stuff to take a QB in the first round. what is your suggestion for this? i have the 11th pick in the draft. any help is welcome.
cheers
@Mak: in a 2 Qb league that’s probably a good idea, or a decent one anyway. At 11 I’m assuming Rodgers and Luck are gone. Feel free to take a Drew Brees either with that pick or your second pick. I suppose he could even be gone in this format. check my QB rankings and go from there my friend. I’m here for you all season
.5 PPR how do you rank – Landry, Allen Robinson, Keenan Allen, Davante Adams, Maclin?
@Ron: Maclin aaaaand I forget. it wouldnt change from my regular rankings or I have PPR if you go to my profile on fantasy pros.com .
off top of my head I would say Maclin, Adamsn, Allen Robinson, Landry
In my 10 team non ppr league…QBs get a 5 point bonus for 300+ yd games while WR n RBs get no bonuses…scoring otherwise..QB 1 pt/25 yds..RB n WR .1 point/1 yd. The bonus, I think , REALLY elevates QBs. I’m considering Luck at #2!! Whaddya think?
@Pill: 5 is a pretty solid bonus and he could get that nearly every week so theres an argument to be made for that but Id probably still take one of the big dog running backs and be happy with it. I wont be mad if you go Luck though
2 QB league. Keep ONE either Foles $5, Fitzpatrick $5, Lamar $7 or Hyde $7?
@Chucky: Hyde or Lamar Miller
Why no love for Lamar Miller? He didn’t get enough touches last year, but was great when he did (~5 ypc). He’s been catching balls in preseason and they’ve said they plan to do more of that. I think Tannehil is going to be decent or good with Jarvis Landry. Also, he’s in a contract year!! I’ve been taking him early third and loving it. Am I too high on him?
@Dan: Dan, I dont think you are. I actually moved him up because I was unjustly hating on dude when you’re right, he has been solid. I just wish he had taken control when given chances. final numbers were better than I thought and he should, theoretically, have a monster season. I still may move him up a bit. you are not wrong for loving him. I just had hoped to see more when he was given chances. but they have nobody else so he should get a TON of work
Shallow friends and family league, just wondering your thoughts on my roster.
QB – Ryan
WR – Julio
WR – Evans
WR – A.Robinson
RB – Forte
RB – McCoy
TE – Olsen
W/R – Yeldon
Q/W/R/T – Romo
BN – Garcon
BN – Wheaton
BN – Boldin
BN – R.Jennings
BN – Run DMC
BN – Freeman
K – Tucker
DEF – Carolina
D- Kuechly
D – Wagner
0.5 PPR, with 3 point bonus at 250 yards passing, 100 yards rushing, 85 yards receiving; 6 point bonus at 335 yards passing, 150 yards rushing, 135 yards receiving.
On the surface, what do you think?
@Wilsonian: It’s extremely, disgustingly, filthy!!!! Excellent work! Double kudos points. love the squad. and you got the two best middle linebackers in football…..well Bowman looks pretty good right now. but yea, your team is stacked. love all your bench players. u did a great job
You’ve got Cruz over Ertz? Surely you jest!
@Scott: I haven’t adjusted due to his injury that seems to be lingering. some of the guys seem to have been inputed incorrectly but bases on what I hoped from Cruz originally, i thought it would be close, yes
alfred morris FOR jon stewart (i own artis payne already) and gio bernard?
what if i can swing morris/ alshon jeffery/ pierre garcon FOR jon stewart/ antonio brown/ gio bernard.
this team has no TE. he may bite at morris/martellus bennet/jeffery/ garcon for jon stewart/ antonio brown/ gio bernard and josh hill
im terrified of alred morris after drafting him and worried about alshon’s lingering injury
@dropthebeat: OOOOH, I like that second trade. BALLSY!!! let the beat drop and go for that, my goodman! the second one is a little tougher because I have Bennett ranked so much higher than Josh HIll but he should b fine. scary on that one.
Hey Tehol, draft order released. I have #2 pick out of 10. What would be your first & second round picks, if all players go by rank…? Standard scoring..
@Nick: you’re looking right at my rankings hahaha. its on this very page. I may flip flop Bell and Charles before season so I’d go either or at 2 and then an Odell Beckham or A.J. Green type
@Tehol Beddict: Haha, sorry, I’m just struggling with the #2 pick. I want to pick Peterson (if he does not go first) but nervous since he has been off for quite some time…if he goes first,, than I’m between Bell,Lacy or Lynch. Bell out first 2 weeks stinks…Lacy should have alot of work with Jordy out…& Lynch is just a beast. decisions, decisions…
@Nick: dont worry about rust for Peterson. he a freak. take him if he’s there. . Yea, no problem with Lynch Lacy or Charles. you literally cant go wrong bruh. dont trip
@Tehol Beddict: alright Tehol, fair enough. The order is Peterson, otherwise Lynch. Hope my draft works out for me!
@Nick: I’m sure that it will. The top five rbs are all hogs in my opinion
beast mode/ zach ertz/ vincent jackson
or
alfred morris/ martellus bennet/ brandon marshall
@fortheworld: Beast Mode size, cuz!!! not even close. get ur skittles ready
Had a 12-team snake draft (.5 ppr) last night. Here’s my team, what do you think? Any areas of concern you’d suggest, or potential trade bait?
QB
Tannehill
RB
Hill
Gore
Spiller
DMC
Knile Davis
WR
Dez
Matthews
Andre Johnson
Robinson
Agholor
Terrence Williams
TE
Eifert
Defenses
Packers and Bengals
@Johnny Ticklemonster: dude, I think you’re stacked! could drop the packers defense for another player if you want. Love the wipeouts especially and think you have enough at running back to do what is necessary
Hey, Tehol! Who do you think has the better year, Hill or Evans?
@Jerry: Hey jer!!!, Hill is the one, my friend. I like em both tho
How’s my team in a 12 team PPR 3 WR league?
Rivers
Cobb
Brandon Cooks
Allen Robinson
Marshawn
Alfred Morris
Bennett
Wallace
Alfred Blue
Colston
Reggie Bush
Jonas Gray
Turbin
Winston
I know i’m getting rid of Turbin but besides that, I got your message too late yesterday and took Lynch but with 5th pick in a 12 team league i can’t believe i landed Cobb on the way back!!
@Frank White: yea no problem with Lynch, big dog. he a savage. YOU KILLED!!! like you always do. You’re a legend in my eyes. Love Cooks and Robinson. Like the Jonas Gray upside. Like Wallace. LOVE Bennett. Rivers should be really good. nice work.
Yo ( No Homo) but u just gave me an erection!! LMAO!! Oh and i’m sorry to anybody if they were offended because It’s an expression.. Mad Love to Everybody on this earth!! Thank you to my boy Tehol… I know it’s not the greatest team but you really do got faith?? I’m trying to get Matt Jones off the waivers tomorrow and drop Turbin
@Frank White: I like it bro. I love it. Im hard as a rock right now. Jones would be nice ad. I like him
Martavius Bryant or Ty Montgomery as a late round pick in dynasty?
@Steve: BRYANT!!! he’s not a late round pick. He’s a savage. take him
Hey Tehol,
Helped me out big time before my auction draft on Sunday, just wanted to update you and get your opinion on how I fared. In a 10-team keeper ppr league. Was seeking advise about who I should keep and ultimately decided on my 5 being forte ($48), Green ($47), Ben ($10), Gates ($2), Andre Williams ($2). Last 2 was meant for a bench spot. Think I fared well at auction and turned this team out. BTW, our budget is $250.
QB1 Big Ben ($10)
QB2 Newton ($12)
RB1 Forte ($48)
RB2 Ellington ($21)
WR1 Julio ($53)
WR2 Green ($47)
WR3 Vincent Jackson ($20)
TE1 Witten ($6)
Flex1 LaFell ($11)
Flex 2 Bowe ($1)
Who cares for K and DST, spent $1 for both
Bench:
Gates ($2)
Andre Williams ($2)
Terrance Williams ($2)
Cole Beasley ($2) didn’t intend on this one, tried to goad a buddy into spending an extra $1 on him didn’t work
Stacy ($1)
Langford ($1)
Benjamin ($2) loved this get for next year, we have unlimited IR slot in our league
Going in I thought I’d have trouble competing with teams with cheaper keepers and higher buying power. I made a plan to target jones and ellington. Got both for less than my budgeted amount. This allowed me more money to get Jackson which worked out well for me. Only problem was I couldn’t compete for competitive flex options or any of the big ticket rookies I wanted who are slated to make an impact. But they went for tremendous money compared to their project $ value. Especially the RB’s. It was crazy. Evaluate my team for me. Do what you do best.
2nd, already have a deal on the table for julio jones which could net me demarco and either decker, bryant (the pothead), cruz, or wright. Can’t see how I consider this deal without decker. what you think?
Lastly, have an open bench spot, since I can slot benjamin on IR. I’m really intrigued by your take on Taylor and think he’d be worthy. I may get him for 0 FAAB now or having to risk competing when he blows up week 1 and takes off, or not. Although, I am intrigued by the prospects of Cordarelle Patterson this year. I like his rhetoric (calling this a make or break season) and his pedigree hasn’t changed and he seems to be off the radar.
Looking forward to hearing back and love the post.
@David: NASTY squad there, my goodman! Julio, Aj and VJax at wideout? I think I just jizzed in my pants. Terrance Williams for 2 bucks is an absolute steal. I think he has a nice year. yea, only problem is you didnt get many super young keepers but thats ok. if they were expensive, then they were overpriced. it will all work out. I really like what you did here. oh i just saw you got Benjamin for 2 bucks for next year. that alone is the steal of the century. Ur a legend and you dont even know it.
Julio is my boy so it’s tough to move him but DeMarco and a top flight wideout make it doable. Id want Martavis tho maybe you’re right. the drugs is scary mayne. they need to legalize weed for these guys so it stops costing us good young men, err. but yea, I’d gamble on Bryant man, I really would. dude is incredible. Decker is ok, if you really want to go that rout, I’ll stand by it. just not as sexy and not sure what to expect from him
Sure, grab Tyrod and try to trade him if he blows up. Patterson is intriguing also but it’s tough to see him breaking out this season with Wallace in the fold.
Glad you enjoyed and thanks for checking in
12 teamer, standard. How am I looking? Such a shallow bench, I don’t like having backup TEs and QBs in there, so I’m hoping they start well and I can move someone.
QB- Ryan
RB- Charles
RB- D. Murray
WR- Cooks
WR- D. Jackson
TE- Cameron/Ertz
K- Tucker
DEF- Carolina (Streaming)
BN- Agholor
BN- Sankey
BN- Cobb
BN- Ertz/Cameron
BN- Tyrod
@Comatose: Oh wow, real nice work here, Comatose san. Me likey what you do. Both those tight ends are solid so we shall see which one breaks out. hopefully both for your sake. looking great at receiver and rb barring injury but even if so, I thnk Sankey and Agholor are very relevant this season. Great job overall. In Tyrod we trust
Just finished a 12 team .5PPR 2 keeper draft. My two keepers were Cooks (5th) and Hyde (11th). How would you rate the team below? Any obvious areas to be concerned with?
QB: Tom Brady
RB: Adrian Peterson
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Brando Cooks
RB/WR: Jonathan Stewart
WR/TE: Keenan Allen
BN: Carson Palmer
BN: Allen Robinson
BN: Carlos Hyde
BN: Eric Decker
BN: Danny Woodhead
BN: Marcus Wheaton
DL: Kelvin Benjamin
@Ron: Captain Ron!!! Nice work on Hyde and Cooks with the keepers. Love em both dearly. Dude you did a nice job. I like Keenan Allen and Robinson, Johnson, Decker at WR gives you great core. great top 3 at running back. rock solid, Ronny
#1 what side of these trades you on
#1: what do you think of trading
brandon marshall/ alshon jeffery/ alfred morris for beast mode and calvin johnson in a vacuum.
other wrs would be dez/garcon/ martavis bryant (hopefully)
other rbs forsett/gore
@fortheworld: Beasmode and Calvin!!! that’s too sexy for me to pass up! that real juicy. WITH DEZ!!?!? Im so aroused. this is insane. lets go! or wait, were you on tother side?
In a dynasty league would you drop Khiry Robinson or Damien Williams for Cody Latimer?
@Slimbo: yes. I’d drop Williams, like yesterday cuz
First pick in 12-team PPR tonight. Bell is the clear choice here right? ..right? I’m tempted to take AP, but probably just over thinking this.
Nothing against Bell (not worried about the 2 games), I just think AP is going off this year.
@Mizz: Yep. Just got to survive those first two games and dude is an absolute monster.
12 Team PPR, .5 for receptions.
I had the 5th pick. i waited to long to pick a TE and QB.
QB – Sam Bradford
WR – Antonio Brown
WR – Mike Evans
RB – Lamar Miller
RB – Chris Ivory
W/R/T – Golden Tate
W/R/T – Charles Johnson
TE – Jordan Reed
K – Mason Crosby
DEFENSE – Denver
Bench –
T.J Yeldon
Nelson Agholor
Bishop Snakey
Brandon Coleman
Devante Parker
I was thinking about dropping coleman for Marvin Jones or Cecil Shorts
Thanks for any feedback!
@bmoneyyy: too long for a QB? I have Bradford as top 10 QB. id say you did fabulous!! I really like Coleman but Marvin could be better. not as high on Shorts but Coleman and Jones is a toss up. I love them both. Jordan Reed should ball out if healthy which is a big off but ride him
what Tehol?
just drafted in a 20-team 1/4 pt PPR with the 14th overall pick and only f’d up in 2 spots. draft order was found out 30 minutes prior and we had a 30 second draft clock so things got dark. how bad am I looking?
QB – Bradford
WR – Megatron
WR – Cooks
RB – Blount
RB – Andre Williams (pick should’ve been Woodhead)
TE – Greg Olsen
W/R/T – Malcolm Floyd
Bn- Duke Johnson
Bn – Cecil Shorts (pick should’ve been Rudolph)
Bn – Antonio Gates
Bn – Javorius Allen
Bn – Johnny Football (got screwed at backup QB, obviously – no other starters available)
Def – Cincy
Def – Giants
K – Walsh
Do you see any instant changes? Here are some noteworthy guys on the barren-ass wire:
– Kevin White
– Ray Rice
– Brandon Bolden / Dion Lewis / James White as Blount Backup
– Lorenzo Taliaferro
– Lance Dunbar
– Virgil Green
– Kamar Aiken
– Riddick / Zenner
Thanks man!
@SheriffMcRawDawg: I think you’re looking stacked, except at RB obviously . this could be a problem . Unless Duke Johnson ever takes the starting job. Love the QB and Wideouts tho. should be nasty ooooooh and you got Olsen. Mr. Mc RawDOG!!!!!
@Tehol Beddict: thanks man. would you suggest any of those wire pickups?
what about Kevin White?
@SheriffMcRawDawg: he’s probably going to miss the entire season. is it a keeper league?
I proposed this same question to Jay. Trying to get a number of opinions. With 1 IR spot in a keeper league which WR would you hold on to for 2016 – Kevin White or Kelvin Benjamin ?
@Ron: Benjamin
So much hate on my by Forsett……
Tehol, you snake charmer, you. I’m going to come clean. It’s not that I disliked you, but for some reason I don’t recall ever posting or asking anything in any of your previous contributions. I recall reading your initial post in beisbol and you got hammered. I kind of felt bad. Who knew that it may have subconsciously activated a missile command-like defense system to your charms. Then the other day I listen to the podcast with you and Jay. It’s the first time I hear either of your voices. I was thinking “this Tehol guy sounds like he is on a Quaalude-Valium cocktail”, which might not be a bad thing. So you post this article the other day and I read it. Then i click on your ode to Tyrod video. You start going through the reasons, specifically the “why do you think we got this guy” bit and I’m cracking the fudge up. I mean I’m a flippin’ Fins fan and I’m dying. Slowly but surely by the end you cracked the code to my unit. I mean my missile defense. I get it now. I am now a full blown Tehol fan and will be all up on your shizz.
Now to da realz. Let me ask you about my RB situation. I have Miller, Forte, Hamster Martin and D. Freeman. I’m hoping Forte can give me one more productive year before falling off. But I am concerned and feel I could need help. Do you think Freeman as a 4th is ok and see how it plays out? Waiver goes in effect manana.
Side note: your crib looks like the type of place a porn studio would rent out for a day of filming a scene. So……congrats! it’s why i kept looking at that candle in the background with a suspicious eye.