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One is an underrated story that fell apart under it's own depressive weight and the other is the movie 28 Grams. For those who are wondering why Mark Ingram (3 CAR, 5 YDS, 1.7 AVG, 2 LONG, 1 FUM) did his best impersonation of Toby Gerhart, behold:
New Orleans Saints running back Mark Ingram lost a fumble for the second straight week during Sunday's win over the Seattle Seahawks. ...After that, all of the Saints' handoffs went to Tim Hightower and rookie Daniel Lasco. Ingram was not available for comment in the locker room after the game. "He wasn't carrying it loose," Payton said of the fumble against the Seahawks. "They were able to just pull it free. We'll be back to work with him." Payton said not fumbling had been a point of emphasis for Ingram after the previous game, which explains the quick decision to go to Hightower. - Source.
I just want to add that Tim Hightower fumbled in the same game AND Ingram has five career fumbles. Five. You know, it would really screw up my week if I have to drive all the way out to New Orleans to punch Sean Payton in the d*ck. Anyhow, we're here to get ready for Halloween by eating a copious amount of Twix bars to talk about Sunday's games and Fantasy Football, so let's get started!

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vxona5hror0cufmfjfly Well how about that. Some interesting matchups this Sunday, and it only took to the half point of the season to get there. And you know, sometimes I wonder if I'm a bit hard on the NFL, I actually don't think I've spoken positively about the "presentation" part of the sport for quite some time. But then when you actually think about it, I'm pretty sure I should be even more negative. You have deflateghazi, the whole Josh Brown thing, the continuing and baffling crackdown on anything that may look like an emotion on the field, like trying to shoot a bow with an imaginary arrow or taking a picture with an imaginary camera... All of this, of course, has nothing to do with fantasy football, that is unless you prefer watching math develop on ESPN.com instead of watching, you know, the games... so color me a bit mystified as to why the NFL is trying so hard to gaslight us every weekend. On a lighter note, we do get what will probably be the best Sunday Night Football game of the year. Best game if you measure in derps. The NFC East is always the gift that keeps giving, and the greatest gift ever is when it's the and Eagles and Cowboys. I think the only possibly way to make this even better is to throw the Giants in there for good measure. Have them play from sideline-to-sideline, because why not? Though, even playing the width of the field at 53 yards, McAdoo would still probably have trouble getting to the redzone... Be sure to check out our Start and Sits for today’s games here, along with Rudy’s updated projections for Week 8 by clicking here. And as always, our updated rankings are available after the jump!
spencer-ware-tackled Hey guys! I'm glad to be back after a week off in which I took the ACT, but now I cannot wait to jump into Week 8 of the NFL season. Big thanks to the main man MB for taking over this column last week, he absolutely nailed it with some of the selections, most notably Jameis Winston and his dominating performance against the 49ers. But I'm still better-looking. Anyway, I had to miss last week due to my taking of the ACT test, which reminded me of Fantasy Football. We prepare as long and as hard as we can, even maybe spending money to prep for the test, yet we still do not know what will be on it: so we need to not only be prepared for it, and we need some luck on our side. It helps if we also can pull off at least one lopsided. But I don't know how that last statement refers to the ACT, but at least we got it out of the way. This week kinda marks the halfway point of the year. Leave a comment down below of what your record is, and if I and this column, or even Razzball in general has contributed to your success. Or declines. Accentuate the positive. Of first matchup of Week 8 comes between two styles of football in the AFC. One marked by a solid defensive unit, and on offense, marked by a traditional conservatism offensive attack, and in turned, marked by strength at the HB position. Then we have the Colts...
9501642-ad Welcome everybody to this week’s edition of Deep Impact! With a busy week of sports underway (World Series, NBA season opener, Joel Embiid gracing the Sixers court for real), it’s almost easy to forget that hey, they’re going to play NFL games this week! It’s even easier to forget that professional football is happening this week when writing this while watching the Jaguars. As usual for our series, we’ll take a look at players less than 10% owned for those of you who play in deep formats to think about Week 8 options. Also as usual for our series, I will arbitrarily break that threshold because dammit, sometimes there just isn’t a name under it that I would consider starting at a position. Don’t judge me!
tempspencer_ware_gallery_011-nfl_mezz_1280_1024 Greetings, fantasy friends... It's your reliable internet buddy Mike Honcho and I'm here to hook you up with the best passing and rushing match ups for Week 8. I'm typing this as I listen to the new Bon Iver album 22, A Million. Hopefully some of you are familiar with the Indie Folk band from Fall Creek, Wisconsin. If not, definitely check them out. Front man Justin Vernon is a musical genius, he crosses over into many different genres of music and rarely disappoints. But let me be perfectly clear here: I might be getting too old to enjoy hat others label as "Hip." I mean, I really like that they're branching out again on the new release, but it contains way too much "folktronica" for my liking. Unfortunately, that's what the young kids like so it looks like it's here to stay for a while. Give me "For Emma, Forever Ago" or the self titled "Bon Iver" any day of the week over their current release. Just my opinion. Sue me! So while we're talking about things that are old, let's discuss Jamaal Charles. It seems Father Time has paid the former workhorse an untimely visit for 2016 and his fantasy owners are none too pleased about it. You know how Jamaal feels, right guys? Any given Saturday you and your "bros" head to the mall with your Affliction shirts and you try to "mack on babes" outside of the Fashion Bug. Only to remember you're 34 years-old and the Assistant Manager of a GNC. Life is brutal at times. Anyway, A new, young feature back has emerged. Spencer Ware has absolutely beasted in his opportunity as the lead back and he's poised for another huge week. Kansas City will travel to Indianapolis Sunday in what should be a run heavy game script. The Colts are 25th in the league in rushing defense - allowing 118.6 yards per game on the ground. They allowed  28/124/1 and 28/158/1 the last two games to Tennessee and Houston respectively. To make matters worse, Indy has allowed 24.8 fantasy points per game to opposing RBs this year, which ranks 26th overall. That's a lot of "suck" to process in terms of the Colts' defense, so let's take a break and look at my favorite plays this week:

At least, that's what it looked like on my television. Alright, time to watch some football, let's check out and see who's playing... DEAR SWEET LORD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE. In between screaming "MY EYES!" and wondering if we'd finally get to watch the ever elusive halftime head coach firing (though, Gus Bradley continues to be an excellent high school football coach), there was an NFL game somewhere in there... I think? Listen, I very well may touch myself, but nothing I've ever done in my life makes me think I deserved that game. And granted, it's Friday, always a plus, but forgive me if this lede spends more time complaining than analyzing. I mean, if the NFL isn't going to bother with showing professional teams in prime time, I'm not going to bother giving much analytical thought. Well, except for one: Bortles is probably going to be a top-5 quarterback in fantasy this week. Let THAT sink in for a second...
devontae-booker-102716-getty-ftr_2gb22j1yq27o18gdvwd0fqfc7 With Halloween just around the corner, I had a couple thoughts run through my brain: I’m about to be dedicating quite a few hours to Pokémon GO with everything giving double candy for the next few days, and I wonder what most people think the scariest part of fantasy football is. Without a doubt it’s got to be injuries, as there truly is nothing like having to pick up the pieces when your top running back goes down for the year. Eddie Lacy owners have a slightly more cringe worthy injury on their hands since his ankle most likely just snapped under the pressure of all that weight. Is it too late for Tony Horton to make Lacy put down all the Halloween candy? Unfortunately it is, and with quite a few backs out with injuries and bye weeks, this seems to be a particularly brutal week. Luckily, there are quite a few running backs worth a look that can be had on waivers. Devontae Booker leads the charge in what I like to call “The Week of the Handcuff”... it’s only fitting his team colors include Halloween orange.
CHARLOTTE, NC - DECEMBER 14: Wide Receiver Russell Shepard #89 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the game against the Carolina Panthers at Bank of America Stadium on December 14, 2014, in Charlotte, North Carolina. The Buccaneers lost 19-17. (photo by Matt May/Tampa Bay Buccaneers) Welcome to our Week 8 streamer article.  We had a great week last week with the New York Giants DST and Ty Montgomery.  Let’s keep the momentum going this week! Who are these people who are out on the NFL?  It seems like that is all that I hear about on podcasts and radio shows anymore.  I understand that good primetime games are hard to come by but bad football is better than no football, right?  I just know that in March when there’s no football, I’d much rather watch the Jaguars and Titans than a regular season basketball game.   Let’s get to some streamers...
creic44ueaey933 Toughness comes in many forms. Ivan Drago in Rocky IV was the stereotypical tough guy. So tall that he blocked the sun from reaching us mere mortals, a body that made both men and women soil their drawers, and a haircut that signified to the world that he DGAF. On the flip side, a tough guy can also be one that is impervious to pain. Rocky was that kind of tough guy. He was so tough that Drago whined that "he is not human, he is a piece of iron." Which brings me to Josh McCown. Huh? Well, he does have the same haircut as Drago. But McCown is more Rocky than Drago. During his only game of the season so far, he suffered an injury in the first quarter. An injury that was later deemed a broken collarbone. He ended the game 20-of-33 for 260 yards with 2 touchdowns and 2 interceptions. First quarter people! Broken collarbone! The postgame interview was legendary. That's my quarterback! I do own him in a league, so I can say that.
Period Rank QB RB WR TE K DST
Week 7 5 out of 138 58 2 36 30 22 56
Week 6 92 out of 137 101 60 87 63 18 55
Week 5 9 out of 138 42 32 4 112 56 12
Week 4 5 out of 141 60 15 6 49 4 62
Week 3 22 out of 139 41 18 62 21 7 32
Week 2 96 out of 139 96 116 38 107 13 8
Week 1 66 out of 138 63 73 34 116 32 23
2016 13 out of 133 72 13 9 59 9 17
3-year AVG 22 out of 123 51 30 16 48 16 37
After a random week of non-performance (that's what she said), we've returned to another strong placement. We're on pace to finish strongly this year and also beat out the previous two years of results, which has been one of my goals here since day one; and that's to improve every single year and place Razzball among the top experts in all the universe. Why is this important? Well, the non-selfish answer is: What is man that does not make what is around him better? I learned that from Legolas in some Ridley Scott movie. The selfish answer is pretty obvious; gimmie those sweet hits, baby. Self-serving will get you everywhere in this world (especially during election season!), but I think it's fair to point out that we pride ourselves on offering quality rankings without a subscription requirement, opposed to about 90% of the rotating "experts" in the top-10 for Fantasy Football Accuracy. And I hope that encourages our readers to maximize their teams and fantasy experience by taking a look at our separate subscription content, all carefully crafted and molded by Rudy Gamble. It's no secret that projection systems are becoming the rage (and you'll can find out my own ranking process here), but having all the tools, including the free ones, might make the difference between finishing first and, well, not finishing first... Here are your Week 8 Rankings… (Rest of Season rankings have been updated and can be found here!)

So, a lot of people ask me: "Yo-yo Jay, how you do that shihizzay?". Sure, the verbiage is pretty generalized (if you're playing Grand Theft Auto), but the resounding point is: readers have shown interest over the years on what exactly my ranking process is. Thinking about it, I'm actually surprised that I haven't written about this before, and something I might start doing in the preseason to sort of self-diagnose each season. Now, before we get started, I want to mention that if it wasn't obvious, this process is my own, and I can't begin to tell you how other "experts" rank the players. We have two other rankers here at Razzball, and that's Tehol and Rudy. It's probably fair to say that Tehol's process is much closer to mine than Rudy's, but that's because Rudy actually uses data projection, and dark wizardry, with a scientific and proven methodology. Now, even if I don't know what that means, the usage of multisyllabic words and the presence of magic should at least convince you that it's special, which is what I concluded early on when remembering that I actually have no math skills whatsoever and would feel out of place questioning anybody who actually uses it. That being said (and you can see Rudy's process here), the foundation of how I rank players begins and ends with as many snack breaks and pornHUB interludes as humanly possible. And the middle? Well, let me tell ya...

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For those that didn't follow, today's title was meant to be read in your best cheerleader shouting voice. Go ahead, give it a try. Nice job. Each week I pull out the duct tape and attempt to scrap together a lineup using players sitting on the waiver wire that would not only compete with the best teams in fantasy leagues, but also beat them. This week I had my work cut out for me as there were a lot of high scoring teams. In one of my RCL's thomas's Rad Team scored 189.08 points. In another, Heisenberg Empire scores 184.06. Those, my friends, are a sh!t ton of points. First place in the Razzball Writer's League (me) is averaging 128 points per week. So like I said, I had my work cut out for me this week. But rest assured, there's no lineup I can't conquer. I present to you a 203.7 point week 7 lineup comprised mostly of players considered duds.