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2016 Fantasy Football
Podcast: Tehol Still Be Driven’ Driven’
A little late, a little more driving, but we're back and better than ever! I think. Maybe not. But Tehol and I got a lot…
- Jay
- September 23, 2016
- 14
2016 Deep Leagues
Deep Impact, Week 3: Burton For a Squirtin’
Welcome back everybody to this week’s edition of “Derp Imprints”, our recurring series at Razzball where we take a look at our favorite merchandise with…
- Alex Lee
- September 23, 2016
- 20
2016 Buy/Sell
By the Numbers, Week 2: Easy Breesy
Welcome back to the Week 3 edition of By The Numbers. I'm writing this from one of my favorite cities on the entire world -…
- Mike Honcho
- September 23, 2016
- 6
2016 Buy/Sell
Beyond the Numbers, Week 3: Todd Gurley’s Looking Squirrelly
What’s up Razzballers (or Razzballas if you’re not one for the “Hard R”) and welcome to this week’s edition of Beyond the Numbers! Looks like…
- Dominic Hall
- September 23, 2016
- 10
2016 Fantasy Football
Bring Back the Oilers
Houston. I hate to be the one, but you are not very good... And I know I can be a bit hyperbolic when it comes…
- Jay
- September 23, 2016
- 77
2016 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 3: Texans vs. Patriots
Hunh, that's weird. A prime time Patriots game not against the Colts or Broncos? No Tom Brady still? Gronk still questionable? A third-string quarterback starting?…
- Jay
- September 22, 2016
- 22
2016 Fantasy Football
I Scream, You Stream, Week 3: Where the Big Dak’s Swing
Welcome back to the streamer article. We scored some touchdowns last week and some week 1 names turned in better performances in week 2. I…
- MB
- September 22, 2016
- 6
2016 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull, Week 3: Golden Tate
It has not been a good start for owners of Golden Tate. Not only does he have a stat line of 9 receptions on 16…
- Son
- September 22, 2016
- 12
2016 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 3
Just in case you missed it (aka, didn't scroll down a few inches... that's what she said), I delved into my rankings in a new…
- Jay
- September 22, 2016
- 156
2016 Fantasy Football
Rankings Revisited, Week 2
As you all know, we are part of the FantasyPros Accuracy Rankings series, a site dedicated to tracking all the Fantasy "experts" of the world…
- Jay
- September 22, 2016
- 2
2016 Buy/Sell
Disgraces and Delights, Week 3: Mariota Raids Oakland
Greetings! I come to you, live from the waterbed of a vixen, freshly slain, lying next to me, quivering in a frothing pool of sweat…
- LT Murray IV
- September 21, 2016
- 58
2016 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 3: Injuries Off the Jerick-ter Scale
Well, that got ugly fast. And I’m not just talking about this week’s Jaguars - Chargers game. That was an entirely different level of ugly. This week…
- mikeMaher
- September 21, 2016
- 30
2016 Buy/Sell
Who Are These Guys, Week 3: Fozzy Wozzy Was A Panther
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? I think that's how that goes. Here's my version.…
- malamoney
- September 21, 2016
- 57
2016 Fantasy Football
Working the Wire, Week 3: Call in the Replacements
We all knew the NFL was a brutal sport. That's nothing new. Yet, we're often so surprised when injuries happen. Guys like Carson Wentz can…
- M@
- September 20, 2016
- 83
2016 Buy/Sell
Hit it or Quit it, Week 3: A Fozzy Whittaker is Better Than a Dirty Sanchez
Welcome back, my Horde, to another edition of your weekly vice, Hit it or quit it. Well, it looks like I managed to make it…
- Jennifer
- September 20, 2016
- 23
2016 Fantasy Football
World Wide FAAB, Week 3: Quincy Enunwa
Knowledge of the player base is not one of my specialties as a fantasy football analyst. I have to confess I didn't know who Quincy…
- RotoLance
- September 20, 2016
- 36
2016 Fantasy Football
Gruden Knows from Wentz He Came
Seriously, for those of you who missed it, I spent the entire game trying to formulate ways on filing a restraining order against Jon Gruden…
- Jay
- September 20, 2016
- 151
2016 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Eagles vs. Bears
Tonight's game is kinda of a matchup between teams that are sorta-kinda similar, but not. How informative! Yes, you could say that about every team…
- Jay
- September 19, 2016
- 54
2016 Fantasy Football
Sam Bradford: Because We’re Serious About Winning Now
In what could have been a wonderful work of satire in today's title, last night's Sunday excursion into Minnesota's new football stadium may have upended…
- Jay
- September 19, 2016
- 105
2016 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Packers vs. Vikings
You know, at first glance, you wonder why we're watching a prime time game featuring the Vikings. At least, that was my reaction on our…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 38
2016 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 2
A pretty crowded afternoon slate today, highlighted by the Jaguars vs. Chargers game. Haha, just kidding. Also, not sure how I would type out a…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 38
2016 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 2
Despite my complaints last week about some of the opening matchups being akin to choking on benzos (the Bills versus Ravens game still brings me into a yawn-state right…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 79
2016 Buy/Sell
Beyond the Numbers, Week 2: Stay Sharpe
Welcome to the first edition of Beyond the Numbers! Hope you guys like it here. Feels a little funny writing an article seemingly in direct contradiction…
- Dominic Hall
- September 17, 2016
- 8
2016 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 2: Mister Anderson…
What a great week of football last Sunday, huh? For me, Sunday turned into a six-hour RedZone session, and truth be told, it was fantastic.…
- Zach
- September 17, 2016
- 56
2016 Fantasy Football
Football Player Pages Now Live!
Following up on last week's launch of weekly in-season NFL projections - aka the Pigskinonator - we are psyched to announce that we now have fantasy football…
- Rudy Gamble
- September 16, 2016
- 3
2016 Buy/Sell
By the Numbers, Week 2: Mile High Madness
Oh hey, didn't hear you come in. Sorry about the mess, I haven't moved since last Sunday afternoon. I've been here crying in the fetal…
- Mike Honcho
- September 16, 2016
- 30
2016 Deep Leagues
Deep Impact, Week 2: Get Brent
Welcome back everybody to this week’s edition of “Deep Implants”, our recurring series here at Razzball discussing the history of American spies planted overseas during…
- Alex Lee
- September 16, 2016
- 10
2016 Fantasy Football
Fitzmagic the Gathering
I'll be honest, I was late turning on the game by about five minutes, and arrived to a replay of a stupid shovel pass by…
- Jay
- September 16, 2016
- 110
2016 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Jets vs. Bills
Well, this is a matchup that makes me think: Man, what did I do this week to deserve this? And on a Thursday night no…
- Jay
- September 15, 2016
- 43
2016 Fantasy Football
I Scream, You Stream, Week 2: Check Your League’s Bilal Movements
Welcome back to the Razzball streamer article. I have some work to do after week 1. None of my plays had big days and a…
- MB
- September 15, 2016
- 13
2016 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 2
Year Accuracy Rank Highest Lowest Percentile Week 1 TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA 2015 57.5% 22 out of 123 59.9% 51.6% Top 20% 2014 58.1%…
- Jay
- September 15, 2016
- 113
2016 Fantasy Football
Podcast: Tehol Seeks Emancipation from the Rodfather
Welcome to the newest episode of the Razzball Football podcast! As the title alludes to in very obvious ways, not only do we go over…
- Jay
- September 14, 2016
- 12
2016 Buy/Sell
Disgraces and Delights: Eazy-E-Li Leads Giants With Attitude
Greetings! As we speak, I'm rectally inhaling MDMA in order to get through this post without breaking down into hysteria over my rankings from last…
- LT Murray IV
- September 14, 2016
- 84
2016 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 2: Nothing Wrong with Your Abdullah Oblongata
Was it just me, or were running backs pretty disappointing during the first week? It could just be me. My weekend consisted of a bachelor…
- mikeMaher
- September 14, 2016
- 24
2016 Buy/Sell
Who Are These Guys?, Week 2: Riddickulous
Most would have undoubtedly considered the lineup I am about to throw at you to be ridiculous had I recommended it last week for last week's…
- malamoney
- September 14, 2016
- 60
2016 Fantasy Football
Working the Wire, Week 2: Cruz cLynch’s His Fists in a Salsa Dance
You gotta groove. You gotta sway. You gotta flow. It takes a certain amount of swagger (or just Latin hips?) to really pull off the…
- M@
- September 13, 2016
- 62
2016 Buy/Sell
Hit It or Quit It, Week 2: I’m Feeling Fuller with this Willie
Welcome back, my horde, to the first official hit it or quit it for the 2016 season! Sure, I teased you all a little bit…
- Jennifer
- September 13, 2016
- 48
2016 Fantasy Football
World Wide FAAB, Week 2: A Little Shaun Shaun
I have to just come out and say that the title is referencing "a little some' some'" because the reference is pretty ambiguous. I'll let someone…
- RotoLance
- September 13, 2016
- 35
2016 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Chris Hogan, A Glitch in the Matrix?
Recently, Bank of America Merrill Lynch said there's a "20%-50% chance that we're living in the matrix." Are they sowing the seeds for their next…
- Son
- September 13, 2016
- 12
2016 Fantasy Football
San Francisco Has Successful Gabbortion
I probably should have found a 49ers highlight to go with the title, but there weren't any. I'm serious. What a night of football! Said…
- Jay
- September 13, 2016
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