Oftentimes, there's a streamer that has such a good matchup, that he's no longer a sleeper throughout the industry. Last weekend, after watching Marcus Mariota…
I struggled to pick the team I wanted to talk about today. On one hand, I want to offer you nice exciting players that will…
This week I've flipped the switch on The Stats Machine. Instead of look back, we're going to look forward. Rather than crying over spilled milk,…
...but can you take the Jets out of Rex Ryan? I think Ryan Fitzpatrick is saying... maybe? Or he's just horrified at life. Regular Razzball…
Several years ago while I was working on a project at work that required the crawling/scraping of blog sites, I came across a site called…
Weeks like this are the worst. Injuries are a daily occurrence in the NFL, but a week with so many big injuries to players who…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 9 61.2% 34 out of 130 67.9% 48.1% Top 30% Week 8 56.7% 30 out of 128 66.5%…
At home. Drawing pictures. Of mountain tops. With him on top. Lemon yellow sun. Arms raised in a V... Every Forte owner that handcuffed him with Jeremy Langford…
This week, you will be getting a little family lovin'. It's basically a fantasy kind of lovin' that has a family tree with no branches.…
Greetings! Your favorite fantasy writer's favorite fantasy writer (shout out to Apache Kid) is officially back from the islands and fully prepared to drop Elder…
I woke up this morning with a pain in my heart. I couldn't quite place what caused it, but it was there. So instead of…
A blast from the past with a cute little beat that can make your time on the toilet a little more enjoyable. You're welcome. Now, I'm…
A week where we saw an undefeated be beaten by the Colts (yes, THOSE Colts) and also some more major injuries, we are getting closer…
Welcome to Reservations For Six where everyday the specials are touchdowns. Party of five, no problem. Come in, sit down and let's talk about six point…
In what was usual fare for a Monday Night Football game, two rambunctiously awful teams went at it, and this one was perhaps the nail…
I'll admit it. That was probably the best Sunday Night Football game of the season, and it had everything I've come to expect from an…
No game in London this week? Well, there goes my willingness to watch a football-like product today... Instead, we'll have to deal with intriguing match-ups…
Wednesdays are my favorite day of the week. No, really. Sundays are fun, but football is getting so tough to watch anymore. Did you watch…
Another week, another me, wait... that makes no sense. Let's try that again. Another week, another me talkin' about you. Yeah, that's the ticket... I'd…
When most people think of Lynyrd Skynyrd they immediately think of Freebird. Perhaps a few know of Sweet Home Alabama, but it wouldn't surprise me…
I have a very interesting story to tell you, the readers. Picture this: Myself, good ol' Zach, sitting on his couch, cursing Drew Brees. "Why…
Well, what can you say about the Cleveland Browns that hasn't already been said about, well, the Cleveland Browns? In what was billed as a…
So many significant and/or season ending injuries in the NFL this past week. By the time Thursday comes around there has already been a lot…
I’ve had a previous openings about injuries but man was last week bad. We saw top performers go down: Lev’eon Bell, Keenan Allen, Steve Smith…
Before the season, I ranked Lavonte David as my #1 LB (over Luke Kuechly) with the logic that he had no internal competition from other…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 8 56.7% 30 out of 128 66.5% 42.9% Top 25% Week 7 57.8% 37 out of 129 66.8%…
Greetings! As many of you know, Beddict is vacationing in the Hawaiian islands, lubing up in tropical oils and scrolling the beaches for anything that…
What the heck just happened. Smooth sailing on the ship of the S.S. Fantasy, and then, we hit the large iceberg known as the "injury". From…
Mr. Anderson. Welcome back. We missed you. This week I tried to make things a bit more difficult by limiting myself to just the Sunday early…
As we pick up the pieces in Week 8's aftermath, the injury Gods have once again smiled on me, and shat on all of you.…
If a player balls out in his first game, you could call it a one-hit wonder. If he does it the following week, then you must…
Just like Oprah with her giveaways, the football gods certainly gave us a lot of injuries to have to deal with in football and also…
Or downgraded, depending on how you feel. How do I feel? Well... I still can't quite decide if I enjoyed last night's Monday Night Football. It…
Notable injuries yesterday: EVERYONE. That's correct my friends and fellow fantasy players, the time has come to huddle together and drown in our collective tears.…
It seems so long ago that we started our football journey, and here we are, at the half-way point. To celebrate, the NFL has decided…
Greetings! Today, I write to you from the uncomfortable seat of an Alaskan Airlines coach seat. That’s right, I’m headed to Maui, where I hope…
Week 7 is in the books. Like always, this week entailed busts, surprises (Nate Washington), some busts and some great games and finishes. However, this…
Ryan Mallett always seemed like a jerk. No, not Greg Hardy-level jerk. He's just plain scum. But Mallett didn't seem to care or get it…
For Halloween this year I heard that many computers are masquerading as The Stats Machine. Just so there is no confusion, let me set the record…
Welcome back to the best Razzball Football RCL and RazzDP update around. I know, I know, it's the only one... and that's why it's the…