Everyone have their Philadelphia-patented projectiles ready? Good. Let's go. Let me just establish right off the bat, I did this. I'm the one who asked…
As any Razzball reader would attest, to me, these NFC East games are always considered to be beautiful bundles of absolute derp. The last prime time…
Good god, what was that? In what, dare I say, was a pretty good football game for a majority of the time (let's just agree to not…
In what used to be an interesting rivalry back when it when it was Tom Brady against Peyton Manning, the new iteration of Tom Brady…
Well, despite my completely abnormal and masochistic homerism of my Chargers, I do try (really!) not to focus them unless it's absolutely unavoidable. That allows…
I usually dedicate this space for what is the marquee match-up of the time slot. True, I dictate those decisions, so there's a measure of bias,…
Greetings! What an exceptional birthday week I just received! I'd like to start by thanking the Elder Gods with continuing to bless me with great…
Last week I tried to lure Jay into a Chargers trap. The results left me thinking, I just wasn't trying hard enough. It made me…
Like always, this week entailed some shock, some disappointments, and some anger and confusion. I'd like to reach out to anyone who played Jamaal Charles on Sunday. I…
Hey, you guys remember when the Saints destroyed Hurricane Katrina? They basically put a bounty on it and once it made landfall, it was quickly…
Ah yes, the required prime time NFC South showdown that's required at least twice a year, featuring mediocracy at it's finest, and always ending with…
Is there still such a thing as an ACL injury after effect? Adrian Peterson famously rushed for over 2000 yards the year following a December…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 5 51.7% 9 out of 21 62.8% 33.0% Top 50% 2015 57.7% 5 out of 20 59.6% 49.7%…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 5 54.4% 37 out of 130 59.7% 41.9% Top 30% Week 4 56.4% 12 out of 135 59.9%…
I won my fantasy baseball league this year and am using the winnings to take my wife and two year old daughter to see Mickey…
Let's just have another article about the waiver wire dandies that are the Kansas City Chiefs running back situation, seems original! The Google hit limit…
We haven't reached the end of the 2015 Fantasy Football Season yet, nay, we are still smack dab right in the middle of it, but I…
Why can't Chiefs fans have anything nice? First they get broken down Joe Montana and Marcus Allen, then they lose Derrick Thomas, and now this?…
So obviously the big news from this past weekend is the loss of Jamaal Charles for the rest of the season. The Chiefs running back…
There's a gonna be some prospecting come waiver wire day this week. The allure of gold drove many in the 1800's to pack up their…
Greetings! What a splendid treat it is to fill in for my esteemed editor and boss, Jay (Wrong) the Elder blessed! Let us pray that…
I think everyone knows of my (now patented!) unbiased Chargers fandom when it comes to the pleasurable sport of football. I find solace in my…
Well, I guess someone forgot to remind us that Jamaal Charles bi-annual end-of-season injury was due. Looking to go up 24-3 in the third quarter…
I would normally blame NBC for not flexing out of a football game no one really wants to watch outside of their home markets, but…
While I would normally highlight a marquee match-up during the late game slate, there really are none. The Cardinals and Lions is semi-intriguing, if only…
The first month of the season is already gone (or I guess more accurately, one quarter), but however you'd like to describe the passage of…
What's the saying again? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Or, should I say, Foles me once and twice. …
In order to provide the most accurate rankings it was essential that I instruct The Stats Machine to recalculate the first three weeks' results, accounting…
Homies, I'm home! Greetings! I come to you live from Kathmandu, at a retreat where other Elder God chosen worshipers come to participate in peyote smoking,…
You know what I love around here... Jay. If I even mention the Chargers, I get an editors note. [Jay's Note: True.] Like if I…
FINALLY!!! The defense has come to The Stats Machine! For the past many weeks I have been promising an updated algorithm in which opposing the…
What a weird week. I'm not talking about how the Falcons Devonta Freeman was the only player last week to score more points than Chiefs Kicker…
In a surprising turn of events for Thursday Night Football, this game was actually semi-entertaining. I'm saying "semi" because I don't want to get too…
In a legendary battle between Matt Hasselbeck (with the added bonus of recovering from a viral infection, which I'm just assuming is called "getting old")…
Some dude in black hit Steve Smith's back. And he was off to a great start this year. For some reason I wasn't watching the…
Put your helmets on (this is for your safety). I don't need to actually wear one, becuase helmets are for squares and homeless roller-bladers. It…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 4 54.3% 15 out of 21 59.9% 31.5% Top 75% 2015 59.2% 5 out of 19 61.9% 50.1%…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 4 56.4% 12 out of 135 59.9% 41.1% Top 10% Week 3 59.1% 18 out of 134 65.0%…
Greetings! I hope you're all enjoying that missed call from the Seahawks Monday Night Football game as much as I am. I've been witnessing a…
Apparently there is some discrepancy as to what exactly a "kissing cousin" is. Am I even allowed to end a sentence with the word "is"? [Jay's…