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2014 Fantasy Football
Battle Flex, Week 2: Did Somebody Say Freshman Threeway?
I hope everyone had a great week one. I didn't. But let's not dwell on me, because I'm here for you. This week I'm tinkering…
- J-FOH
- September 13, 2014
- 52
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Getting STATy With It, Week 2: Welcome To The Stats Machine
Projections are like opinions, and you know what Dirty Harry said about opinions. "Well, opinions are like as*holes. Everybody has one." -Harry Callahan (Dead Pool,…
- malamoney
- September 13, 2014
- 32
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Deep Impact: Denard Robinson
Here is the next article in our series we are referring to as Deep Impact, where we at Razzball examine players who are tucked away…
- Jarrod
- September 13, 2014
- 4
2014 Fantasy Football
Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 2: Fire up Philly in Farmland
Thank god I don't do these posts till Saturday, because you wouldn't have liked my advice had I included Thursday night's players into my start/sits. Everyone…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 13, 2014
- 89
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Breaking: Adrian Peterson Indicted, Gordon’s Suspension Possibly Reduced to 10 Games
Did he beat his kid until he was purple? Jesus. So, as if there hasn't been enough negative news going around these parts, apparently, the…
- Jay
- September 12, 2014
- 100
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Handcuff Report, Week 2: Tinder For Handcuffs
Unfortunately, or fortunately, I'm too old and married to have ever used Tinder. I hear the younger guys in my office quite often comparing conquests…
- Geoff
- September 12, 2014
- 41
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One Man’s Trash, Week 2: Time to Lock Him Up?
I hope everyone had a successful Week 1! This week is filled with some big name adds and drops. Hopefully your gamble will pay off,…
- Doc Matt
- September 12, 2014
- 13
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Nothing Wrong with a Nap Here
They don't call it the Charm City for nothing! God, these teams are both terrible. At least that's what I got from last night's game. I…
- Jay
- September 12, 2014
- 73
2014 Fantasy Football
TNF, Week 2: Steelers vs. Ravens
I have no idea what's going on here, but what ever it is, probably needs more doctor. Warning: This is a Ray Rice free zone.…
- Jay
- September 11, 2014
- 33
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Streamers, Week Two: Just Don’t Get Hurt, Locker!
Hey everyone! I hope you accomplished nothing at work this week because you were rehashing your epic Week 1 fantasy victories! Don’t forget, everyone cares,…
- Nico
- September 11, 2014
- 25
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Take a Walk(er) on the Wild Side
Yeah, why not, a little Lou Reed... could be worse. So this week's spotlight will be shining on Delanie Walker. For those of you who…
- Smokey
- September 11, 2014
- 15
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IDP Rankings, Week 2: When IDP Says IDO
This is weekend is the most important one of my life. Not because I'm 0-1 in 4/6 leagues, but because I'm getting married. So before…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 11, 2014
- 9
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 2: Hot Rankings, Part Deux
Week 1 Results: 61.8% (22nd out of 134 Experts, 66.1% Highest, 48.2% Lowest). It's now time for Week 2 Rankings folks! Why? Because the world…
- Jay
- September 11, 2014
- 227
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 2: Larry Fitzgerald, Daddy’s Disappointed
Beer bonging a gallon of chew spit while watching your pregnant mother get a$$ blasted by Ron Jeremy> Owning Larry Fitzgerald in fantasy football in…
- LT Murray IV
- September 10, 2014
- 126
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Breaking: NFL Players Have Agreed on Raising Testing Threshold
The title was just the long way of saying: JOSH GORDON MUTHA EFFERS. If you were wondering who all 20 players are, I've actually seen…
- Jay
- September 10, 2014
- 99
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Ambulance Chasers, Week 2: Puny, Puny Muscle Hamster
Week 1 in the NFL brought us a number of injuries, and it also brought us the (unnecessary) return of some of our favorite Saturday Night…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 10, 2014
- 14
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DraftKings: Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
So week one is done and in the books. We now know what every player and team will do every week from here on out.…
- Sky
- September 10, 2014
- 163
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Hit It or Quit It, Week 2: Moons Over My Hammy
Well, gentlemen (and a few ladies), here we are. My first highly anticipated article, for all of you Razzballers. I know, I know, you are…
- Jennifer
- September 9, 2014
- 93
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Waiver Wired, Week 2: As The Waiver Wire Hurns
The first week of the NFL season reminded us of how volatile this league can be. We saw rookie Allen Hurns of the Jacksonville Jaguars…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 9, 2014
- 65
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Oh Giants. You so Bad.
Well, as referenced last night, the derpiness was magnified 10-fold with two Monday Night Football games being played. For the Giants, well, I can only…
- Jay
- September 9, 2014
- 256
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MNF, Week One: Giants vs Lions, Chargers vs Cardinals
Because Sunday was not enough to fill everyone's football appetite, we don't get just one Monday Night Football game, but two. Or as the Spanish call it:…
- Jay
- September 8, 2014
- 42
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Breaking: Ray Rice Still a Horrible Human Being
TMZ Sports has released the complete and disturbing video that shows Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee in the face in an Atlantic City hotel in…
- Jay
- September 8, 2014
- 50
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Tony Romo: Interception Savant
An artist's depiction of yesterday's Cowboys game. I've come to the conclusion that the first every Sunday of football should always have the Dallas Cowboys doing…
- Jay
- September 8, 2014
- 144
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SNF, Week One: The Return of Tired Storylines
Hey, did you know Peyton Manning was once the quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts? Pray tell! While Manning's first game against his former team was…
- Jay
- September 7, 2014
- 20
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Week One Late Games: Newton Can’t Play, But Don’t Worry Folks, He Feels Good
With only two games in the late portion of today's schedule (WHY ONLY TWO NFL?), we get to focus on the one of the bigger…
- Jay
- September 7, 2014
- 7
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Week One Early Games: Sunday Football Has Arrived, No Jest Bro
They probably root for the Mest as well. Just a wild guess. The season is now in full swing, with the first Sunday of football…
- Jay
- September 7, 2014
- 104
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Deep Impact: Denarius Moore
Here is the next article in our series we are referring to as Deep Impact, where we at Razzball will examine players who are tucked…
- Jarrod
- September 6, 2014
- 10
2014 Fantasy Football
Week One: Start ’em and Sit ’em
It's Sunday, and the clock is about to strike 1:00 pm. Anticipation is building, and you finally cave, as you remove Stevan Ridley from your FLEX…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 6, 2014
- 86
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Handcuff Report, Week One: The 2014 Primer
Welcome to the Handcuff Report, 2014 primer. The Almighty J-FOH has bestowed upon me the honor of keeping you knuckleheads up to date on the…
- Geoff
- September 5, 2014
- 31
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Cream O’ Wheaton
During the season, I will be spotlighting a player who is either on the cusp of your starting line-up for the week, or someone I see…
- Smokey
- September 5, 2014
- 19
2014 Fantasy Football
HAUSCHKA 2: THE HAUSCHKENING
Come on refs, you're usually with us on this... Football finally happened folks. Let's have some cake. OR watch the first two touchdowns of the…
- Jay
- September 5, 2014
- 130
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SNF, err, on Thursday, so TNF… but on NBC, so I Guess it’s maybe SNFTNFNBC?: Green Bay vs. Seattle
Ah yes, the magic of football has returned, with the season opener on SNFTNFNBC (I feel like I just mapped the genome with that acronym...…
- Jay
- September 4, 2014
- 19
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Streamers, Week One: Face Palm(er)
Hello readers! I’m new in town, but I come bearing gifts! This is the first of many weekly streamer installments that I will be posting…
- Nico
- September 4, 2014
- 26
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Battle Flex, Week One: Flex Yourself
What's a battle flex? Why a battle flex? Obviously, this battle is when we get two guys going head-to-head in a battle to decide which one…
- J-FOH
- September 4, 2014
- 73
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IDP Rankings, Week One: Fitzmagic on Satellite
I spent the last two weeks combining my apartment and my fiancee's apartment into one, just so I could be prepared for Week One of the…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 4, 2014
- 18
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Rankings, Week One: And So It Begins…
ALL THE OMINOUS POINTS. That's right folks, we made it. Another football season is about to begin, and, to add the cherry on top, I'm…
- Jay
- September 4, 2014
- 181
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Ambulance Chasers, Week One: The Big Gronkowski
Week One of the NFL season is finally here! Months and months of drafting and prepping your fantasy football teams has reached it's end. Invite your…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 3, 2014
- 24
2014 Fantasy Football
Deep Impact: Dwayne Allen
This is the second article in a series we are referring to as, “Deep Impact” where we at Razzball examine players who are tucked away…
- Jarrod
- September 3, 2014
- 10
2014 Fantasy Football
Sleeper: Tim Wright
Okay, full disclosure I'm a Patriots fan and have been for a long time. The first professional sports team I can remember caring about was…
- Geoff
- September 3, 2014
- 15
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DraftKings: Oh Kaep-tain, My Kaep-tain
Greetings all. I'm here for the first of many DraftKings posts. And by 'many' I mean 'once a week for 17 weeks'. Sounds daunting, I…
- Sky
- September 3, 2014
- 123
