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2014 Fantasy Football
Jay’s Not Here, Man…Now What The Flacc Was That?
Greetings, my fine football friends. I told ya when I left that I wasn't gone...whatever that means. To be fair, I've been here all season…
- Sky
- October 13, 2014
- 127
2014 Fantasy Football
SNF, Week 6: Giants vs. Eagles
This seems like a match-up made more for Thursday Night Football, in that, the potential derp is strong with this game... but people forget Sunday Night…
- Jay
- October 12, 2014
- 32
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 6 Late Games: Is it Romocember Yet?
No, most certainly not. But the leaves are changing, the weather is getting a bit chillier, and the Cowboys are winning, which can only mean that their inevitable…
- Jay
- October 12, 2014
- 19
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 6 Early Games: Bungles Gonna Bungle
After last Sunday's unexpected, yet sort of expected meltdown against a Patriots team that was seriously broken to that point, one has to wonder if…
- Jay
- October 12, 2014
- 116
2014 Fantasy Football
The Stats Machine, Week 6: The Sports Machine
Those of you in your 30’s shouldn't have a hard time remembering George Michael’s Sports Machine. Running from 1984 to about 2007, and airing on…
- malamoney
- October 11, 2014
- 4
2014 Fantasy Football
Betting with Beddict, Week 6: Peyton and Papa John End Rex Ryan’s Career
Overall: 31-29-1, Week 5: 9-6-0. Greetings!!! Welcome to another exciting edition of Betting With Beddict. We're back over .500 with a 9-6 week!!! If you'd like to join…
- LT Murray IV
- October 11, 2014
- 18
2014 Fantasy Football
There’s a Storm a Brewin’
In 2009, when he was mounting a campaign to be the first white running back in 35 years to win the Heisman Trophy, Toby Gerhart…
- malamoney
- October 11, 2014
- 17
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Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 6: A Golden Opportunity
Fantasy football owners who drafted Calvin Johnson and A.J. Green can't be too happy right now. Both receivers were first round picks, and because of…
- SethDaSportsMan
- October 11, 2014
- 44
2014 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 6: The One Where I Apologize
I'd like to begin this week's installment of the handcuff report by apologizing profusely for ignoring Andre Williams last week. I seriously considered mentioning Williams…
- Geoff
- October 10, 2014
- 55
2014 Fantasy Football
Target Practice, Week 6: Receiving Is Believing
Without targets, there would be no receptions. Being targeted is the first, and most crucial factor, to the success of a pass catcher. If the…
- malamoney
- October 10, 2014
- 31
2014 Fantasy Football
J.J. WUT
J.J. Watt has more fantasy points than LeSean McCoy. I just thought I would share that with you fine folks out there. With that being…
- Jay
- October 10, 2014
- 87
2014 Fantasy Football
TNF, Week 6: Colts vs. Texans
Since this game falls on Thursday night, I can only surmise that the Colts will win this game by at least 48,965 touchdowns. And I…
- Jay
- October 9, 2014
- 36
2014 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 6: Streamers on Repeat
Good Afternoon, loyal followers! Yes, I’m talking to you! All four of you! If you feel a little déjà vu reading this article, it’s totally…
- Nico
- October 9, 2014
- 25
2014 Fantasy Football
The New Sanu “Revue”
Yeah, you feel that motion going on in the way back machine? Yeah, the New Zoo Revue has never gotten any pub in the Razzball…
- Smokey
- October 9, 2014
- 15
2014 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 6: All About That Tackle
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 59.9% (2nd out of 21 Experts, 63.4% Highest, 43.1% Lowest). Now that each team has played at least four games, we have somewhat…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 9, 2014
- 16
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 6: Assessing the Landscape
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.4% (25th out of 124 Experts, 60.6% Highest, 49.9% Lowest). Week 5 Results: 56.5% (70th out of 131 Experts, 69.4% Highest, 47.0% Lowest).…
- Jay
- October 9, 2014
- 181
2014 Fantasy Football
Disgraces and Delights, Week 6: Gronk Makes Tom Brady Feel Like a Man Again
Gronk, my savior. My gallant knight in shining armor riding his mighty steed coming to rescue me, his distressed virgin maiden. That's two weeks in…
- LT Murray IV
- October 8, 2014
- 78
2014 Fantasy Football
Ambulance Chasers, Week 6: A Swift Kick in the Ball
Back in March, ex-Denver Broncos' running back Knowshon Moreno left the frigid air of the Rocky Mountains for the opportunity to spend this season in sunny…
- SethDaSportsMan
- October 8, 2014
- 18
2014 Fantasy Football
Battle Flex, Week 6: Boring Is The New Bye Week Black
It's good to be back after my little mini vacation. I went to serve one of my 72 hour blocks at county as part of…
- J-FOH
- October 8, 2014
- 53
2014 Fantasy Football
DraftKings: Extending An Oliver Branch
And I quote, '(extending an) olive branch is usually a symbol of peace or victory'. The quote goes on to say '...and was historically worn…
- Sky
- October 8, 2014
- 96
2014 Fantasy Football
Waiver Wired, Week 6: Brother, Can You Spare A Running Back?
This past week was brutally tough on running backs. We saw several of them get injured and there are lead backs who will miss multiple…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- October 7, 2014
- 45
2014 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys?, Week 6: Wyld Stallyns
Four score and 7 quarters ago... Considered by many to be the best time traveling movie ever made, Back to the Future is a must see…
- malamoney
- October 7, 2014
- 50
2014 Fantasy Football
Legion of OOPS
Well, wasn't that something. The game was, well, close for the most part. And by close, you have to consider context, as they Seahawks didn't score…
- Jay
- October 7, 2014
- 183
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MNF, Week 5: Seahawks vs. Washington Football Team
Our football cuppeth runneth over...eth... I guess? With another Sunday in the books, Monday Night Football has arrived, just in time to give us a reason to drink…
- Jay
- October 6, 2014
- 55
2014 Fantasy Football
Matt Prater Will Have a Couple of Voicemail Messages Waiting for Him Today
In a thrilling day of footballing, there were nine games decided by a touchdown or less, three games decided by a field goal or less,…
- Jay
- October 6, 2014
- 75
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SNF, Week 5: Bengals vs. Patriots
Just in time for tonight's prime time festivities, there are reports surfacing like leaky submarines (stay with me here) that "tension" exists between Tom Brady…
- Jay
- October 5, 2014
- 42
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 5 Late Games: Bye Bye Bye Week
The surprising Cardinals (3-0) are set to take on the Broncos (2-1) after both teams enjoyed their byes. That sounds hot. Denver has been surprisingly…
- Jay
- October 5, 2014
- 10
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 5 Early Games: Questionabletron
The latest reports coming out of Detroit are expressing caution... ever since the mayor signed a deal with the mega-corportaion Omni Consumer Products (OCP) to…
- Jay
- October 5, 2014
- 94
2014 Fantasy Football
The Stats Machine, Week 5: The Full Nelson
In the 1980s, Hulkamania was running wild in almost every household in America. Even today, nearly 30 years later, when my iPod shuffles to "Real American",…
- malamoney
- October 4, 2014
- 16
2014 Fantasy Football
Betting With Beddict, Week 5: Seahawks Looking to Scalp Washington
Overall: 22-23-1, Week 4: 6-6-0. Sorry to disappoint the millions of #Disgrace/Delight fans this week, but Beddict was moving from the “Beddict Penthouse” to “Beddict Manor”.…
- LT Murray IV
- October 4, 2014
- 32
2014 Fantasy Football
Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 5: Davis’ Cup Runneth Over
"Start 'em and Sit 'em" was on hiatus last week as I made my way to Boston to catch Derek Jeter's farewell game on Sunday.…
- SethDaSportsMan
- October 4, 2014
- 34
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Handcuff Report, Week 5: The Walls Of Jerick-O
I'm pinching myself right now, because I'm pretty sure we went an entire week without a running back of note getting injured, arrested, or abducted…
- Geoff
- October 3, 2014
- 27
2014 Fantasy Football
On Pace, Week 5: Touch Donnell
In hockey, three goals is called a hat trick. In basketball, three 3-pointers is 9 points. In baseball, three home runs is a monster day.…
- malamoney
- October 3, 2014
- 27
2014 Fantasy Football
That was the Ponderest Ponder that Anyone Ever Pondered
Well, Thursday Night Football... what can I say? The average margin of victory was 28 points (and if I actually knew what math was, I'd…
- Jay
- October 3, 2014
- 67
2014 Fantasy Football
TNF: Vikings vs. Packers
While Teddy Bridgewater is technically a game time decision, Adam Schefter is reporting that the "signs point to him (Bridgewater) not playing tonight." Which means…
- Jay
- October 2, 2014
- 75
2014 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 5: The Book of Eli
The last time we referenced a Denzel Washington movie in the title, things turned out pretty well… so I’m going to put my hands together and…
- Nico
- October 2, 2014
- 21
2014 Fantasy Football
Asinine Ninjas Seek Turf
Yeah, if you figure out this week's post theme just by the title, good for you. Well, in New Jersey, it's good for you, but that's…
- Smokey
- October 2, 2014
- 12
2014 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 5: Aw, Here It Goes
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 62.7% (2nd out of 21 Experts, 65.8% Highest, 43.6% Lowest). The lede this week is, of course, an homage to one of…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 2, 2014
- 24
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 5: Return of the Orton
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.4% (23rd out of 125 Experts, 60.0% Highest, 47.2% Lowest). Week 4 Results: 56.5% (48th out of 128 Experts, 61.1% Highest, 42.8% Lowest). Let…
- Jay
- October 2, 2014
- 94
2014 Fantasy Football
Ambulance Chasers, Week 5: Foster’s Freeze
We should all consider Week 4 a success. We escaped the quarter-season mark with nary a single catastrophic injury. I'm sure I just jinxed us,…
- SethDaSportsMan
- October 1, 2014
- 40
