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2014 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys?, Week 5: Minnesota North Stars
Brian Bellows. Who the h-e-double hockey sticks is Brian Bellows? He was the first round pick (2nd overall) for the Minnesota North Stars in 1982…
- malamoney
- October 1, 2014
- 21
2014 Fantasy Football
DraftKings: Big Ben, Jaguars, and Public Bathrooms
Howdy all, your boy Young Ralph Lifshitz is in the building, and I'm covering Daily Fantasy at DraftKings for the Legend (wait for it) Dary…
- Geoff
- October 1, 2014
- 37
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2014 Rest of Season Rankings
A lot has changed in a month, oh, hold on... I'm sorry, just one second here, let me take off my captain's hat. It takes so…
- Jay
- October 1, 2014
- 161
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Waiver Wired, Week 5: Bye Bye Brady
We've survived the first bye week with six of the better teams in the league on a two week vacation. It led to unusual results…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 30, 2014
- 53
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Hit it or Quit it, Week 5: You’re My Boy, Blue… You’re My Boy!
Well, well, well, here we are again, my lovelies, creeping up on Week 5 of the 2014 NFL season. Did I say “creeping”? I meant…
- Jennifer
- September 30, 2014
- 28
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Dreamboat Capsizing
Soooo, that was a football game... I think? While the season itself seemed to be gleaming with Patriot schadenfreude (as stated last night), it all seemed…
- Jay
- September 30, 2014
- 192
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MNF, Week 4: Patriots vs. Chiefs
These are not your father's Patriots. Mostly because they sucked more back then. But here in the 21st century, we are used to the Greatriots. Not…
- Jay
- September 29, 2014
- 52
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Imagine: Someone from the NFC South will Make the Playoffs
We're in this together! I know, I'm asking a lot of you. After capping off the day of football with the Sunday Night Game,…
- Jay
- September 29, 2014
- 120
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SNF, Week 4: Saints vs. Cowboys
While I'm sure a lot of quarterbacks can claim to be quite good against the Cowboys during the regular season (because they don't go to…
- Jay
- September 28, 2014
- 32
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Week 4 Late Games: 49(ers) Survivor Tips
It's still too early to declare any team having a zero-to-little chance of going to the playoffs. Well, except for Jacksonville. And Oakland. And probably the Vikings. And…
- Jay
- September 28, 2014
- 20
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Week 4 Early Games: There Will Be Blood
“I want to make sure that whatever team I go to, they’re going to get the best, in-shape 35-year-old guy they can get. If that…
- Jay
- September 28, 2014
- 115
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Betting With Beddict, Week 4: Steve Smith Sr.’s Revenge
Overall: 16-17-1, Week 3: 9-6-1 Greetings! Hopefully some of you are plunging balls deep into the world of sports betting. There's really no superior way to ruining…
- LT Murray IV
- September 27, 2014
- 42
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The Stats Machine, Week 4: May The Forte Be With You
A long time ago in a fantasy football league far, far away… I've been waiting for you Le'Veon Kenobi. Le'Veon... Now that's a name I've…
- malamoney
- September 27, 2014
- 4
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Start ‘em and Sit ‘em, Week 4: A Rivers Runs Through It
This week I've been tapped to fill in for Seth and write the "Start 'em and Sit 'em" column. Those that have read my Stats…
- malamoney
- September 27, 2014
- 82
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Handcuff Report, Week 4: Starters? We Don’t Need No Stinking Starters!
I've come to a conclusion about my draft strategy for next year. I'm not drafting any starting running backs. Nope! Only handcuffs in the later…
- Geoff
- September 26, 2014
- 40
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RCL Update, Week 4: We Figured Out Yahoo! Yahoo!
And by we, I mean Rudy. There were apparently some issues with Yahoo (surprise!), and I'm sure you, the readers who are competing against each…
- Jay
- September 26, 2014
- 49
2014 Fantasy Football
Battle Flex, Week 4: Good Bye “Week” to You
Jay went all Beatles in his ranks this week. I'm going all early 80's MTV and say this is a Good Bye "Week" to You.…
- J-FOH
- September 26, 2014
- 44
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And That was the Moment the Kirk Cousins’ Movement Died
So, that actually was about the most predictable outcome, if we're basing it off of the complete 2014 Thursday Night Football catalog thus far. Needless…
- Jay
- September 26, 2014
- 84
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TNF, Week 4, Giants vs. Washington Football Team
Can't get more exciting than this folks. The battle for last place in the NFC East is up for grabs tonight, and I for one…
- Jay
- September 25, 2014
- 62
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Streamers, Week 4: 1 Little, 2 Little, 3 Little Cousins
If you’ve missed out on Razzball the last few days, shame on you! But if you’ve been paying attention, you’ll probably notice that Niles Paul, Larry…
- Nico
- September 25, 2014
- 27
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What’s Happening… Dwayne?
So, this week, we are doing a little Neil Diamond 'Turn on Your Heartlight', but using spotlight instead. And we're using it on Dwayne Allen.…
- Smokey
- September 25, 2014
- 32
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IDP Rankings, Week 4: Is This the Real Life?
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 60.8% (7th out of 23 Experts, 64.5% Highest, 42.8% Lowest) Week 3 Results: 61.4% (6th out of 24 Experts, 65.0% Highest, 44.5%…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 25, 2014
- 20
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Rankings, Week 4: You Say Hello, I Say Good Bye Weeks. (Get it? Get it? Oh, You Get it…)
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.7% (31st out of 133 Experts, 61.4% Highest, 49.1% Lowest). Week 3 Results: 57.4% (88th out of 128 Experts, 67.1% Highest, 44.3% Lowest). I…
- Jay
- September 25, 2014
- 140
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 4: Le’Veon Bell is the Best Running Back and That’s a Fact
Greetings! Tis I, Beddict, the Godfather of sexual mischief and fantasy football knowledge alike, here to continue this storied tradition that we here at Razzball…
- LT Murray IV
- September 24, 2014
- 165
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Ambulance Chasers, Week 4: Sorry to Break Up the Pitta Party
Fantasy football ain't for the faint of heart. This is real sh*t right here. Injuries happen. You can't avoid them. I can't remember the last…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 24, 2014
- 16
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Who Are These Guys?, Week 4: The Wack Pack
Hey now! Baba Booey fantasy footballers. I have been listening to the Howard Stern show for the better part of the last 20-something years, and…
- malamoney
- September 24, 2014
- 21
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DraftKings: Taking The Jags To Brown Town
Sometimes obvious happens. Other times, cheap happens. Sometimes obvious and cheap happen at the same time and you get a great cash play or GPP…
- Sky
- September 24, 2014
- 137
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Waiver Wired, Week 4: Donald Brown is the New Powder Blue
As if the injuries weren’t bad enough, now we get to add in bye weeks to the train wreck known as Fantasy Football in 2014.…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 23, 2014
- 80
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Hit it or Quit it, Week 4: My Tight End Ertz!
Welcome back, my lovelies! As anticipated, this week has not fared any better for our gladiators of the gridiron. My black widow curse appears to…
- Jennifer
- September 23, 2014
- 24
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The Marshall Plan
I would say the Marshall Plan was a smashing success in an attempt to combat Soviet Communism back in 1948. Why Chicago was trying to…
- Jay
- September 23, 2014
- 160
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MNF, Week 3: Bears vs. Jets
Uhhhhh... are you pointing at me? That look feels like sexual assault... The tale of how these teams fared last week couldn't be more opposite than actual Jets…
- Jay
- September 22, 2014
- 15
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Razzball Radio, Week 3: NFL Sunday Recap
Be sure to head on over to Razzball Radio to access the rest of our football and baseball media library!
- Nick The Podcast Host
- September 22, 2014
- 0
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Every Fantasy Player You Own is Either Injured or Doing Poorly
So, if you don't know what to make of this year so far, join my club. I just started it, but looking at the numbers...…
- Jay
- September 22, 2014
- 119
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SNF, Week 3: Steelers vs. Panthers
I honestly can't tell you why the Steelers are getting the Sunday Night Football treatment, it's like this is 2008 or something, especially on a…
- Jay
- September 21, 2014
- 24
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Week 3 Late Games: Super Bowl Rematch? I Had No Idea.
If you've been able to survive the narrative process for this game, which started back when 2014 NFL Schedule was released, we've finally made it.…
- Jay
- September 21, 2014
- 4
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Week 3 Early Games: Remember That One Time When Everyone Was Injured?
"When was that?" Well, you should remember, as it was only last week where 97% of the all ACL's in the NFL collectively exploded. I'm…
- Jay
- September 21, 2014
- 125
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Betting with Beddict, Week 3: Momma Said There’d be Days Like This
Welcome to the first official installment of Betting With Beddict. Exciting, I know. Last week, I included my picks for the week and was obliterated, going…
- LT Murray IV
- September 20, 2014
- 56
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The Stats Machine, Week 3: Sweep the Leg
When Daniel LaRusso unleashed the crane kick on John Lawrence at the end of the finals of the 1984 All Valley Karate Championships, not only…
- malamoney
- September 20, 2014
- 43
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Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 3: Thy Rodge and Thy Staff, They Comfort Me
Football fans will get to see an offensive explosion of biblical proportions when the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit to take on the Lions…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 20, 2014
- 52
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Handcuff Report, Week 3: RunningBackalypse Now
Dear Running Backs, What the hell is going on? Seriously guys, not only are you getting injured at an alarming rate, but your off the…
- Geoff
- September 19, 2014
- 53
