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2013 Fantasy Football

Jam it or Cram it: The Trash Talkin’ Smack Down Edition

I'm not one to talk the trash or put someone in a verbal vice-grip, but when it comes down to knocking off my fellow RCL…

  • The Guru
  • November 5, 2013
  • 114
2013 Fantasy Football

RCL Football Update: Week 9

 Well... All good things come to an end.  And if you were cheering for me to lose, then shame on you!  Because I had a…

  • JB Gilpin
  • November 5, 2013
  • 35
2013 Fantasy Football

Aaron Rodger’ed Fantasy Owners, No One Was Jolly

It's amazing how many euphemisms we have in this world for the act of coitus. Some would say too much, others would say not enough…

  • Sky
  • November 5, 2013
  • 247
2013 Fantasy Football

The Razzball Football Podcast – The One With The Allure Of A Special Guest

Well Nick tried to work some Podcast Hosting mojo, and pumped up a special guest that never showed.  That's how to promo Nick!  Maybe I'm…

  • JB Gilpin
  • November 4, 2013
  • 7
2013 Fantasy Football

Foles Me Once, Shame On You But Foles Me Twice, Well…

In the words of one of the more quotable presidents in recent memory, 'ya fool me can't get fooled again'. Read that with a Texans…

  • Sky
  • November 4, 2013
  • 168
Last Second Decisions

Last Second Decisions – Another Week Of Bye Murder

Ohhhhhh man.  Another week and another 6 teams on bye.  That makes 20% of players gone. So it's kinda like Tehol's weekly Writer's League lineup.…

  • JB Gilpin
  • November 3, 2013
  • 127
2013 Fantasy Football

The Handcuff Report – The Tolbert Report

Tonight, we answer the question to why Mike Tolbert is relevant. How does anyone in Carolina notice when his name isn't Newton, not the cookie,…

  • J-FOH
  • November 1, 2013
  • 88
2013 Fantasy Football

Hard Targets: Marvin Jones the Only Cure for Halloween Hangover

Let me tell you something If you took away the chicken If you took away the thongs, the celebrity references. If you took away the…

  • LT Murray IV
  • November 1, 2013
  • 24
2013 Fantasy Football

His Name Is Gio And He Dances On The Grass

I have a 17 week season to cover and by comparison to baseball, it's usually pretty easy to come up with a title that I…

  • Sky
  • November 1, 2013
  • 177
2013 Fantasy Football

Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Nine For 2013 Fantasy Football

I’ve spent most of the week in deep thought about one of the more important things in life right now: Why don’t Robert Quinn and…

  • Kevin Kumpf
  • October 31, 2013
  • 23
2013 Fantasy Football

Bet the Farm: NFL Week 9 Betting Contest

Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…

  • Josh Carey
  • October 31, 2013
  • 25
2013 Fantasy Football

Weekly Rankings: Let’s Stay At The Hilton

When Reggie Wayne went down for the remainder of the year, the first thing I heard about was DHB stepping up. Stepping up to do…

  • Sky
  • October 31, 2013
  • 284
2013 Fantasy Football

Week 9 Players to Play/Avoid: CJ’s OK

Jason Avant was the second best receiver for Philadelphia with 54 receiving yards, but as soon as Vick came out of the game, I knew…

  • Loudon
  • October 30, 2013
  • 52
DraftKings

DraftKings – A Week Closer To Millionaire-dom

We're heading into the second half of the season, but that means there's still 8 more weeks to keep your DraftKings acumen razor sharp, or…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 30, 2013
  • 12
2013 Fantasy Football

Bad Graham’er

Normally I start these buy/sells off with a buy. I like to get you excited about getting 'that one guy' for cheap like I hope…

  • Sky
  • October 30, 2013
  • 260
2013 Fantasy Football

Jam it or Cram it: Tricks and Treats in the Razzball Lounge

Welcome once again my fantasy friends to The Razzball Lounge. The Lounge is the place we fake football scribes gather to talk the trash, tease…

  • The Guru
  • October 29, 2013
  • 62
2013 Fantasy Football

RCL Football Update: Week 8

Another week and another W!  OK, so I'm a lot less proud of my 8-0 team after beating Tehol's God Forgives I Don't team that…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 29, 2013
  • 16
2013 Fantasy Football

Ex-Zac-to Knife

Now I wish to start this post off by saying I'm a Seahawks fan. I'm not a loud-mouthed one nor am I looking at this…

  • Sky
  • October 29, 2013
  • 211
2013 Fantasy Football

The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where Calvin Johnson Tried To Break Fantasy Football

What a huge Sunday it was in the midway week, as Calvin Johnson had the most receiving yards in a 4-quarter game in NFL history…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 28, 2013
  • 9
2013 Fantasy Football

MORE Vikings In Prime Time!? THE TERRORISTS WON!

Good tidings everyone and welcome, once again, to this quickly/drunkenly-typed post of one handsome man’s observations of Sunday Night Football. Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling…

  • Jay
  • October 28, 2013
  • 6
2013 Fantasy Football

Marvin The Martian

Truth be told, this lede was supposed to go to Megatron. I mean, c'mon, how could it NOT go to him, right? Well, special days…

  • Sky
  • October 28, 2013
  • 180
Last Second Decisions

Last Second Decisions – The Battle Of Midway

Man, hard to believe we're already halfway through the fantasy season.  Where has the time gone? At the mid-point, it's time to start really addressing…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 27, 2013
  • 121
2013 Fantasy Football

The Handcuff Report – Helu, out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you add me?

After my road trip deep into the woods of the Pacific Northwest to meet and pass Razzball Football initiation with our leader Sky, I have…

  • J-FOH
  • October 25, 2013
  • 83
2013 Fantasy Football

Sawbones Scribings Week 8 – Doug Martin Can’t Shoulder the Load

The demolition derby of humanity known as the NFL continues to churn on and keeps filling my office with patients. Doug Martin of the Bucs…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • October 25, 2013
  • 1
2013 Fantasy Football

Hard Targets: Jordan Reed Gets In Too Deep

Alright! Stop what your doing, cuz I’m about to ruin, the image and the style that ya used to. Greetings all! Tis I, a man…

  • LT Murray IV
  • October 25, 2013
  • 62
2013 Fantasy Football

Cameron…Cameroff, Daniel-San

There are certain players that make me wish that Fantasy Football Roto were more common. I think I've heard them called 'total points leagues' before…

  • Sky
  • October 25, 2013
  • 231
2013 Fantasy Football

Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Eight For 2013 Fantasy Football

I’d like to start this week with my condolences to those of you who lost Brian Cushing this week. He’s always been one of my…

  • Kevin Kumpf
  • October 24, 2013
  • 15
2013 Fantasy Football

Bet the Farm: NFL Week 8 Betting Contest

Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…

  • Josh Carey
  • October 24, 2013
  • 24
2013 Fantasy Football

Weekly Rankings: Yeah The Boykin Play

Dedication. Devotion. Turning all the night time into the day. You hear that sweet little synth riff yet? No? How about the jangly blues guitar…

  • Sky
  • October 24, 2013
  • 302
2013 Fantasy Football

Week 8 Players to Play/Avoid: Stacy’s Mom…Isn’t Starting Him This Week

With Nick Foles showing the world why Michael Vick was the starting quarterback for Philadelphia, Reggie Wayne tearing his ACL, Doug Martin injuring his shoulder…

  • Loudon
  • October 23, 2013
  • 92
DraftKings

DraftKings – Nick Gets A Chance Of Redemption A Mere Week Later

My biggest reason for digging daily fantasy leagues, and DraftKings is by far my favorite, is I can brag right away.  As in, "HAHA Nick…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 23, 2013
  • 12
2013 Fantasy Football

In The Midnight Hour She Cried ‘Mor, Mor, Morris’

Alright everybody. It's that time. Grab your fingerless, studded leather gloves, tease your hair out so it looks like you stuck your finger in a…

  • Sky
  • October 23, 2013
  • 283
2013 Fantasy Football

Jam it or Cram it: The Battered and the Broken Edition

Week 7 in the NFL was like the first five minutes of Saving Private Ryan - carnage. It was one rough week with big-name players…

  • The Guru
  • October 22, 2013
  • 87
2013 Fantasy Football

RCL Football Update: Week 7

When the next meeting of the designers of those inspiration posters goes down, one of them will be forced to suggest a picture of my…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 22, 2013
  • 30
2013 Fantasy Football

Giants RB On The Cover Of Sports Hillis-trated

The narrative of tonight's game would best be read in a Sam Elliott voice. No, I'm not talking about those crappy Dodge commercials. No again,…

  • Sky
  • October 22, 2013
  • 216
2013 Fantasy Football

The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where JB Rocks Nick In DraftKings

Week 7 is (mostly) in the books, and despite the worst MNF game ever, it was a huge week capped off with the Battle of…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 21, 2013
  • 4
2013 Fantasy Football

COMMENCE PONY BOWL

Good tidings everyone and welcome, once again, to this quickly/drunkenly-typed post of one handsome man’s observations of Sunday Night Football. I'd like to thank Sky…

  • Jay
  • October 21, 2013
  • 17
2013 Fantasy Football

Matt Fuerte

There was a lot of buzz about the Chicago Bears offense heading into the season. B-Marsh was gonna have a great year and Alshon was…

  • Sky
  • October 21, 2013
  • 222
2013 Fantasy Football

Last Second Decisions – Benchers Ain’t $#%& But Hoes And Tricks

Ugh.  My bench calls last week, in a way to sum them up, is like the Vikings this season.  AP has to go through an…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 20, 2013
  • 181
2013 Fantasy Football

The Handcuff Report – Randle With Care

For those of you that had week 6 in your DeMarco Murray injury pool then enjoy your winnings and for those of you that had…

  • J-FOH
  • October 18, 2013
  • 52