Articles – Fantasy Football
2013 Fantasy Football
Jam it or Cram it: Rockin’ the Razzball Lounge
Before we get to jamming and cramming the waiver wonders that could win your week, I want to welcome you all to the Razzball Lounge,…
- The Guru
- October 1, 2013
- 104
2013 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update: Week 4
Week 4 of RCL action is in the books, and it was a big scoring week with the big outputs from the Prime Time games,…
- JB Gilpin
- October 1, 2013
- 22
2013 Fantasy Football
Sproles Patrol!
I don't know whether this reference dates me or obscures me. Probably both. I don't care. When a man walks on stage with Steve Martin…
- Sky
- October 1, 2013
- 232
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Nick Had A Plan, Kinda Like The Eagles’ Defensive Coordinator
There was a plan today. I'd been working on it for weeks. I finally had people behind me ready to support my podcastings efforts. I…
- Nick The Podcast Host
- September 30, 2013
- 7
2013 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Throwball Between The New England Patriots And The Atlanta Confederates
Good tidings everyone and welcome, once again, to this quickly/drunkenly-typed post of one handsome man’s observations of Sunday Night Football. Even with the Falcons, the…
- Jay
- September 30, 2013
- 17
2013 Fantasy Football
A Rivers Throws Through It
You start the year trying to predict what a team will look like not just to start the year but over the course of it.…
- Sky
- September 30, 2013
- 169
2013 Fantasy Football
Last Second Decisions – Fantasy Somnambulism
Happy Sunday, Razzball Nation! If you're like me, waking up for Sunday during football season is a morning filled with hope, dreams, optimism. Then you…
- JB Gilpin
- September 29, 2013
- 160
2013 Fantasy Football
The Handcuff Report – You Down With GOB, Yeah You Know Me, Who’s Down With GOB, Every Last Homie
As for the ladies, GOB means something gifted. The first two letters spell GO but the last one is something different, wait, what? of course…
- J-FOH
- September 27, 2013
- 84
2013 Fantasy Football
Targets and Touches: Antonio Brown Goes Liberace On Bears
My buzz is crazy in the hood, they holler my name. If it ain't about the writing, it's about the stones and the wang. Greetings!…
- LT Murray IV
- September 27, 2013
- 59
2013 Fantasy Football
Frankly My Dear, I Couldn’t Give A Gore
I had the audacity...nay, the paucity (not really a good word to use here but it kinda works)...better yet the ignorancy (not a really real…
- Sky
- September 27, 2013
- 231
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Four For 2013 Fantasy Football
The problem with defensive studs, compared to their offensive counterparts, is that the better they are, the less likely they are to rack up stats.…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 26, 2013
- 17
2013 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: NFL Week 4 Betting Contest
Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…
- Josh Carey
- September 26, 2013
- 28
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly Rankings: Time To Play Romo-Shambo In San Diego
What's the most important rule to the game of Roshambo? Always go first. If you haven't learned that one yet, talk with a friend about…
- Sky
- September 26, 2013
- 329
2013 Fantasy Football
Week 3 Players to Play/Avoid: Plenty of Broyle-ing Points
Poor Nate Burleson. Just when you think he’s going to be a consistent fantasy producer, he goes and breaks his arm in a car crash. …
- Loudon
- September 25, 2013
- 72
DraftKings
DraftKings – Start Fresh With Unlimited Second Chances
Week 3 was such a see-saw for me. Like a Roseanne Barr vs. Vince Wilfork see-saw. On the one hand, my Panthers had probably the…
- JB Gilpin
- September 25, 2013
- 40
2013 Fantasy Football
Shop Smart, Shop D Mart
Bruce Campbell has become one of those rare actors where people have simply asked him to play 'Bruce Campbell'. Very few actors can pull this…
- Sky
- September 25, 2013
- 314
2013 Fantasy Football
Jam it or Cram it: Powell Powers Hot Tub Time Machine
Greetings Razzballer’s, before we run down the jammer crammer’s that could save your fantasy season, please join your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru in the Fantasy Hot Tub…
- The Guru
- September 24, 2013
- 173
2013 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update: Week 3
Another great week of RCL action has wrapped up, as the undefeated herd thins with fewer 0-loss teams. If you still haven't taken a gander…
- JB Gilpin
- September 24, 2013
- 31
2013 Fantasy Football
Manning Was Pey’ns-Takingly Accurate
There are certain things in life you can't predict. When the market will drop like it did in 2009, when the Middle East will find…
- Sky
- September 24, 2013
- 232
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where JB Yells About His Awesome Panthers
Oh man, how one single week can change everything! After looking like a team that was toast in another heartbreaking loss, my Carolina Panthers went…
- JB Gilpin
- September 23, 2013
- 30
2013 Fantasy Football
When Does The Flex Schedule Happen?
Good tidings everyone and welcome, once again, to this quickly/drunkenly-typed post of one handsome man’s observations of Sunday Night Football. It's been a few weeks, since…
- Jay
- September 23, 2013
- 12
2013 Fantasy Football
HAM Newton
I got a lot of curious looks this week for ranking Cam Newton as my number two QB behind Peyton. Pretty sure I was the…
- Sky
- September 23, 2013
- 167
2013 Fantasy Football
Last Second Decisions – Everyone Is Questionable!
Well, despite it only being a measly three weeks into the season, it feels like every owner is dealing with a handful of questionables in…
- JB Gilpin
- September 22, 2013
- 184
2013 Fantasy Football
The Handcuff Report
Do you remember the days when teams each had one running back to carry the load from 1st through 3rd down? Lumbering through the pain…
- J-FOH
- September 21, 2013
- 106
2013 Fantasy Football
Sawbones Scribings Week 3: Is Ray Rice Cooked?
Instead of diving in with the usual pizzazz, I want to step back and take a look at something that happened last week. Baltimore running…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 20, 2013
- 48
2013 Fantasy Football
Targets and Touches: Jimmy Graham Goes Green Eggs and HAM
Greetings! Tis I, the extraordinary Mr. Beddict, here to shoot fantasy football knowledge from my fingertips to your brains. I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shooooooot.…
- LT Murray IV
- September 20, 2013
- 47
2013 Fantasy Football
Jamaal’s the Eggman, Reid Is the Walrus, Goo-Goo-G’Joob!
It was a nice return to Philly for the Walrus, Andy Reid, as his Chiefs took down his former team. The team that has been…
- Sky
- September 20, 2013
- 247
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly IDP Rankings: Week Three For 2013 Fantasy Football
They say one week is a fluke, two weeks is a trend, and three weeks is reality. Who says that? I don’t know, I may…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 19, 2013
- 22
2013 Fantasy Football
Bet the Farm: NFL Week 3 Betting Contest
Welcome to Bet the Farm, Razzball’s weekly NFL wagering contest. We’re back for our second season and ready to take you on over the course…
- Josh Carey
- September 19, 2013
- 35
2013 Fantasy Football
Weekly Rankings: The Treacherous Trent Trade
So you draft in the first round and you take 'your guy'. You know who I'm talking about. He's the one you had circled in…
- Sky
- September 19, 2013
- 351
2013 Fantasy Football
Week 3 Players to Play/Avoid: The Chronicles of Ridley
Holy injuries Batman! The number of concussions, questionable statuses, and long-term injuries has been staggering this year. Thought you could count on Roddy White, Eddie…
- Loudon
- September 18, 2013
- 70
DraftKings
DraftKings – Fantasy Blues Forget-Me-Nows
Well week 2 is in the books, and many fantasy players' hopes and dreams have been crushed by the really big fantasy disappointments piling up.…
- JB Gilpin
- September 18, 2013
- 4
2013 Fantasy Football
Officer Buy Brady
Normally I lead these buys off with a play I think is glaringly clear but my call this week is based on how negative everyone…
- Sky
- September 18, 2013
- 282
2013 Fantasy Football
Jam it or Cram it: Starks Raving Mad – The Bizarro World Edition
Week 2 of the NFL season was like a visit to Bizarro World in the old Superman comics or, for those not comically inclined, the…
- The Guru
- September 17, 2013
- 126
2013 Fantasy Football
RCL Football Update: Week 2
Week 2 has wrapped up with another huge week of RCL Football action. If you haven't seen it yet, we've got the full interactive 2013-2014…
- JB Gilpin
- September 17, 2013
- 41
2013 Fantasy Football
My Favorite Bluth Is Spelled ‘Gio-B’
To quote our magnificent G.O.B. Jr, in response to magic tricks, 'Illusion...A trick is something a whore does for money...'. That pretty much sums up…
- Sky
- September 17, 2013
- 249
2013 Fantasy Football
The Razzball Football Podcast – The One Where JB Cries About His Terrible Panthers
Well, it was about as bad a week 2 as it could get. Desperately needing some offense from anyone besides Marshawn Lynch, the 49ers/Seahawks game turned…
- JB Gilpin
- September 16, 2013
- 23
2013 Fantasy Football
Sit And Drink Eddie Royal Tea
In an interview with some guy somewhere, Kurt Cobain explained that his song 'Penny Royal Tea' was '...about a person who's beyond depressed; they're in…
- Sky
- September 16, 2013
- 200
2013 Fantasy Football
Last Second Decisions – Overreaction Week
A week is in the books and it's time to absolutely freak out. Tom Brady is horrible, time to drop him for Terrelle Pryor! Like…
- JB Gilpin
- September 15, 2013
- 131
2013 Fantasy Football
Sawbones Scribings Week 2: Gronky Punch
It’s Friday the 13th (of September) and the doctor is in. Good thing I am since there are plenty of patients filling the hallways of…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 13, 2013
- 59
