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2012 Fantasy Football

Hard Targets: Cecil Ain’t No Short Short Man

In stature he may be, but the kid has the endowment  to go deeper than Mandingo off three thirty bombs of cialis. The ineptness of…

  • LT Murray IV
  • October 25, 2012
  • 52
2012 Fantasy Football

RCL Football Update, Week 7

The Master Standings are now up and can be found here. You can also find a link to them if you look a little to…

  • VinWins
  • October 25, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Razzball Writers League: Week 8 Preview

STANDINGS Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Streak 1. The Bridgeburners 5-2-0 .714 801.68 L-2 2. Smokin’ a Bowe 4-3-0 .571 870.24 W-1 3. Sky 4-3-0…

  • VinWins
  • October 25, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Weekly Rankings: The One Where Eric Goes Upper Decker

Well here we are, week 8 of fantasy football.  It seems like only two months ago this whole shin-dig started…I guess that isn’t much different…

  • Sky
  • October 25, 2012
  • 96
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The Razzball Fantasy Football Podcast – JB And Nick Preview Week 8 While JB Hammers Nick For His Chris Johnson Hate

It was a fantastic week 7, where JB’s call of Chris Johnson going off came to fruition against Nick’s beloved, albeit terrible Buffalo Bills.  It’s…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 24, 2012
  • 4
2012 Fantasy Football

Week 8 Rush Defense: Mikel, “Ride The Pine” LeShoure…

…Hallelujah! Hey everyone!  Chris Johnson’s back!  Thanks, in part, to a matchup against the second worst run defense in the league, Chris Johnson ran for…

  • Loudon
  • October 24, 2012
  • 8
2012 Fantasy Football

The Linkin’ Logs for October 24, 2012

We at Razzball know and understand the wide world of the internet can be a scary place.  It’s full of misinformation, bald Britney Spears pics…

  • Goose
  • October 24, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Run DMC Forgot How To Run, Owners Might Forget Not To Sell Low

If I told you Darren McFadden had 324 yards rushing through week 7, you’d probably assume two things.  One, you’d assume Oakland had it’s bye…

  • Sky
  • October 24, 2012
  • 113
2012 Fantasy Football

Week 8 Pass Defense: Dynamic Duos In Dire Straits

Charles Woodson has been ruled out for six weeks.  That turns an already average pass defense into a relatively poor one.  Although it’s hard to…

  • Loudon
  • October 23, 2012
  • 16
2012 Fantasy Football

MJD Tells His Owners to Blow Him (One Last Kiss) on the NFL Week 8 Waiver Wire

I don’t know how many of you own Maurice Jones-Drew but I’m sure that you must be as disappointed as I am about his injury…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • October 23, 2012
  • 32
2012 Fantasy Football

Calvin Johnson: In Like A Fantasy Lion, Out Like A Fantasy Lame

Coming into the season, Calvin Johnson was the consensus first wide receiver off the board.  Most pundits – including myself though I don’t like calling…

  • Sky
  • October 23, 2012
  • 69
2012 Fantasy Football

The Fantasy Football Chameleon – Week 8 For 2012 Fantasy Football

This article was delayed a week because I ventured into the craziness of the Austin City Limits music festival last weekend. While most of the…

  • Kevin Kumpf
  • October 22, 2012
  • 4
2012 Fantasy Football

Last Night A CJ Saved My Life

Looking back, it was a rough start to the year for Chris Johnson owners.  He started off the year averaging less than 2 yards per…

  • Sky
  • October 22, 2012
  • 38
2012 Fantasy Football

Eliminate the Suicide Week 7 – Vikings Powell Cards into Skeltons

Due to technical difficulties on the editor’s part – read that as somehow I messed up not getting this post out – We’re posting the…

  • Zorboss
  • October 21, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Last Second Decisions Week 7 – The Week of Your Worst Fantasy Roster, Ever

How many of you have looked at your fantasy roster(s) this week, and have thought, “Man, if I can salvage a win this week with…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 21, 2012
  • 69
2012 Fantasy Football

Defensive, Rugged Individualist In A Virtual Football World: Sit Down. Stand Up (Start these Tacklers)

“Sit Down. Stand Up (Snakes and Ladders)” is a must see Radiohead cut in a live setting, as it’s accompanied by a Brief History of…

  • Brodes
  • October 20, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Bet the Farm: Gambling on NFL Week Seven

Bet the Farm is Razzball’s weekly wagering column. Josh Carey and Zorboss compete against your picks in the comments. The rules? – You start off with $1,000 (and can…

  • Josh Carey
  • October 20, 2012
  • 3
2012 Fantasy Football

Sawbones’ Scribings’ Week 7 NFL Injury Report

We’re halfway through the fantasy football season and the bodies are continuing to pileup in the clinic. Here’s who’s getting treated this week and how…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • October 19, 2012
  • 21
2012 Fantasy Football

Week Seven Razzball FanDuel Tournament

You know what’s cooler than winning $100 for just a $1 entry, which you can do in this week’s Razzball FanDuel Tournament (click that link…

  • Josh Carey
  • October 19, 2012
  • 4
2012 Fantasy Football

NFL Replaces Thursday Night Football With Game Of Tug-O-War

Tonight’s game was straight out of the archives.  It was smash mouth football, through and through, and nary a fantasy fan had too much to…

  • Sky
  • October 19, 2012
  • 49
2012 Fantasy Football

Hard Targets: Austin is Miles Away From Brothel Sponsorship

Every so often, something so astounding occurs, that is changes the world forever. I was surfing ESPN today and I viewed a word that I’ve…

  • LT Murray IV
  • October 18, 2012
  • 35
2012 Fantasy Football

RCL Football Update, Week 6

The Master Standings are now up and can be found here. You can also find a link to them if you look a little to…

  • VinWins
  • October 18, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Razzball Writers League: Week 7 Preview

STANDINGS Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Streak 1. The Bridgeburners 5-1-0 .833 722.98 L-1 2. JB Gilpin 4-2-0 .667 750.48 W-2 3. The Iron Throne…

  • VinWins
  • October 18, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Weekly Rankings: The One Where Josh Is A Freeman To Do What He Chooses

Not that I’m breaking new ground here but I have Josh Freeman a lot higher than most this week which is a little odd.  He…

  • Sky
  • October 18, 2012
  • 53
2012 Fantasy Football

The Razzball Fantasy Football Podcast – Nick Calls JB Wrong on Almost All His Up and Down Picks for Week 7

The Civil War between hosts Nick and JB has begun with some serious debate and banter over players week 7 values, such as Chris Johnson…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 17, 2012
  • 2
2012 Fantasy Football

Week 7 Rush Defense: Should You Be Going Greene?

Alright, so everyone’s talking about Shonn Greene and with 32 carries for 161 yards and 3 TDs, why shouldn’t they be?  However, one week doesn’t…

  • Loudon
  • October 17, 2012
  • 19
2012 Fantasy Football

I’ve Gone Stark Raven Mad: Get Whacko For Flacco

Let me start this segment with apologies to all Baltimore Ravens fans.  They were looking like possible contenders this year in terms a Super Bowl…

  • Sky
  • October 17, 2012
  • 61
2012 Fantasy Football

Week 7 Pass Defense Matchups: No Moss on the Bench

Matt Ryan, Peyton Manning, Michael Vick and Philip Rivers are all on bye this week.  So are all the players that they throw to.  Well,…

  • Loudon
  • October 16, 2012
  • 15
2012 Fantasy Football

Get N*Sync on the NFL Week 7 Waiver Wire- It’s All About the Bye, Bye, Bye

When it comes to Week 7 this is the proverbial hump in your season. You’re halfway done and have an idea whether you will be a buyer…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • October 16, 2012
  • 35
2012 Fantasy Football

Peyton Is (Second) Half The Manning He Used To Be

True story, one of my favorite bands growing up was Stone Temple Pilots.  The band was a chameleon.  When they burst on the scene, they…

  • Sky
  • October 16, 2012
  • 63
2012 Fantasy Football

SNF: PBR vs. Truck Nutz, Battle-On!

Yo-yo ma. Yes, that was my introduction. I brought the gangsta-slash-cello opening and did it well son. So here we are for Sunday night, which…

  • Jay
  • October 15, 2012
  • 2
2012 Fantasy Football

Shonn Greene Has Annual Fantasy Feast, Neglets To Invite Fantasy Owners

You hate him.  It’s ok, I know your mom told you you should never hate anyone.  To forgive and forget.  To eat all your peas…

  • Sky
  • October 15, 2012
  • 24
2012 Fantasy Football

Last Second Decisions Week 6 – From Career Game to Bench

I hit on this point last week, but a lot of times a career game from a mid-level fantasy player will cloud owners into thinking…

  • JB Gilpin
  • October 14, 2012
  • 49
2012 Fantasy Football

Eliminate the Suicide Week 6 – Welcome to Atlanta Where The Playas Play

We are well into the month of October; the leaves are changing colour, the winds are becoming cooler, and NFL teams are finding their rightful…

  • Zorboss
  • October 13, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Bet the Farm: Gambling on NFL Week Six

Bet the Farm is Razzball’s weekly wagering column. Josh Carey and Zorboss compete against your picks in the comments. The rules? – You start off with $1,000 (and can…

  • Josh Carey
  • October 13, 2012
  • 7
2012 Fantasy Football

Sawbones’ Scribings Week 6 NFL Injury Report

The doc is back for your week six injury report. We’ll see some new patients and some old ones. Let’s grab the charts and get…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • October 12, 2012
  • 27
2012 Fantasy Football

Week Six Razzball FanDuel Tournament

Quick. Go open up your change drawer. Or dig into your couch. Or go look under the seats in your car. What you’re looking for…

  • Josh Carey
  • October 12, 2012
  • 0
2012 Fantasy Football

Chris Johnson Channels His Inner Sarah McLachlan, Starts Building A Mystery

I’m confused, I tell you.  Flat out, straight up consternated.  While everyone out there said Chris Johnson was done, I believed.  Then he underperformed vs…

  • Sky
  • October 12, 2012
  • 48
2012 Fantasy Football

Hard Targets: Chris “Micro” Johnson Comes Up Limp Yet Again

Right out the gate, please allow me to apologize for the Jerome Simpson hype. I’d heard nothing but great things out of the Vikings camp…

  • LT Murray IV
  • October 11, 2012
  • 23
2012 Fantasy Football

RCL Football Update, Week 5

The Master Standings have been updated and can be found here. You can also find a link to them if you look a little to…

  • VinWins
  • October 11, 2012
  • 0