The Fantasy Football Gods were relatively kind to us over the weekend.  Probably due in large part to my little chat with them on Sunday, if you recall.  Yep, I’m sure that’s why.  Maybe I am good for something after all, despite what my father says.  In your face, dad.  In. Your. Face. Naturally there […]

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Happy football day, Razzball nation!  Doc is out wrestling grizzly bears, running with wolves, taming wild boars and generally creating breathtaking stories of perseverance and triumph to tell his future grandchildren some day.  In other words, Doc is out on vacation this weekend so you’re stuck with me and my fantasy wisdom to get you […]

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I don’t even want to talk about the week seven injuries, but I suppose I have to considering they play such a huge role in this crazy fake game we play.  We lost four offensive players for the rest of the season last Sunday.  Earnest Graham, Tim Hightower, Kerry Collins, and Chris Cooley.  Done.  Just […]

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The week six bye weeks may hurt fantasy teams more than the league-wide injuries this week.  There are some potent offenses off on Sunday.  Namely the Patriots, Bills, Eagles, and Giants.  Injuries are throwing a wrench in fantasy line ups as well, of course.  Guys like DeMarco Murray and Maurice Morris are going to have […]

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Week 5 didn’t hurt too bad.  We’ve lost LeGarrette Blount and Julio Jones for a while, but they’ll be back.  The most significant loss was Josh Morgan, who was really starting to play well the past couple of weeks.  He’s now done for the year with a leg injury.  Of course there were a few […]

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With the exception of the Andre Johnson injury, we made it through week 4 relatively unscathed.  A lot of big names are finally off the injury report.  No more worrying about Arian Foster’s hammy, Hakeem Nicks’ knee, or Darren McFadden’s groin.  Rarely do I worry about another man’s groin, but that’s what fantasy football does […]

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Another week, another fantasy stud lost to a season-ending injury. Kenny Britt is the latest victim. Brutal. I swear these injuries get worse every year. Cheer up, compadre. At least you aren’t the owner who drafted Peyton Manning, Jamaal Charles, Miles Austin, Kenny Britt, Antonio Gates, and Nate Kaeding. Oh, you are? Hmm. Well then, […]

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Week 3 is upon us my fellow fantasy football crazies.  Week 2 was a malicious, bitter, hurtful scorned ex-lover to many fantasy teams.  I’m still recovering from the JC Superstar season-ending ACL tear.  My mental evaluation didn’t go so well and rehab is a work in progress. I’ll get through it. I think.  You’ll be […]

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We’ve only played one week of real football and injuries are already effecting our fake football line ups. Poor Nate Kaeding. Running and trying to tackle Percy Harvin cost Kaeding his season. He didn’t sign up for running and trying to tackle! We fantasy owners have to adjust to these nicks, scratches, bruises, indian burns, […]

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You’re preparing for your fantasy draft and maybe have even participated in a few by now.  I’ve participated in one or two or fifty-seven myself, including one on Thursday night.  The fine folks over at fantasyknuckleheads.com invited Razzball to be a part of an experts fantasy draft, and since I’m the resident knucklehead, I went […]

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