This is the end of the road for me folks. On Monday, I’ll be going dark, off the grid until Christmas. But good news, my man Bobby LaMarco will be handling the weekly rankings posts for the home stretch of the regular season thru your fantasy playoffs and Bobby has been running circles around me […]

A quick recap of week 10: Did you see that Justin Jefferson catch?! Wow! That Jefferson catch was almost as good as Josh Allen was bad. Also, Justin Fields is pretty good, eh? Anyway, my team of chimps have put together another week of the most accurate 2022 weekly fantasy football rankings*. If you’re looking […]

A quick recap of week 9: I was in Vegas this week with my team of chimps. Those chimps have a serious gambling problem. It was tough watching the Bills lose to the Jets, Chip had his entire life savings on the Bills’ moneyline. Now the broke chimps are more motivated than ever to put […]

A quick recap of week 8: The NFL finally juiced the footballs! Thank goodness, our balls had been deflated for too long and needed that action.  I’ve consulted my team of genius chimps and they’ve reassured me there’s more ball action coming our way in week 9. The chimps have also put together another week […]

A quick recap of week 7: Breece Hall perished, Christian McCaffrey found a new home in a MUCH better offense, and the GOATs still stink. Besides that, the Bears somehow won a game and my team of genius chimps has been busy constructing another week of the most accurate 2022 weekly fantasy football rankings*. If […]

A quick recap of week 6: Ja’Marr Chase has reclaimed his place as king of the wide receivers, Rhamondre Stevenson & Deon Jackson are the best running backs in the league, and Tyreek Hill is getting a new ping pong table for the Dolphins. And Cartoon Donkey is doing infomercials now (see above). Also, my […]

If you missed everything from week 5, all you need to know is that this happened: Wut? 👀 pic.twitter.com/dIK3oitQgD — 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) October 9, 2022 Now you’re all caught up. My team of genius chimps spent the last few days trying to figure out what was going in that video above. Other […]

A quick recap of week 4: it turns outs Tua did have a concussion, Dameon Pierce is who we thought he was, and Javonte Williams’ knee ligament is broken like the heart of my fantasy football team. But my team of genius chimps are still healthy and they’ve put together another week of the most […]

A quick recap of week 3: Tom Brady took a rookie delay of game penalty that may or may not have lost me hundreds of Razzball Coin, Russell Wilson looks like he’s enjoying the Denver herb just a little too much, and Tua definitely didn’t sustain a concussion that his team ignored. Speaking of concussions, […]

A quick recap of week 2: Tua Tagovailoa is the best QB in the league, Aaron Rodgers still smokes peyote and owns the Bears, and I spent Razzball’s entire 2023 budget to land the Ghost of Queen Elizabeth II for a cameo in the buy, sell, hold video above. But enough small talk, my team […]

In case you missed the bittersweet news because you have a life and aren’t glued to the digital cesspool called “Twitter”:    A couple of friends and I had a decent little DraftKings Reignmakers win today. One Saquon Barkley point away from the $100,000 grand prize! Come to @Razzball for fantasy football advice and you […]