|Week 1||56.80%||54 out of 137||62.80%||46.30%||Top 40%|
|2014||58.10%||31 out of 125||60.70%||50.60%||Top 25%|
But seriously, don’t. Mountain Dew is probably the most disgusting thing out there unless you’re in high school or play World of Warcraft. Anyways, it’s now time for Week 2 Rankings folks! Why? You know why! Like I stated in our Week 1 Rankings, it’s because the world needs rankings. Nay, the world demands it. To be really honest, what’s the point of writing about fantasy football if not to start arguments over subjective numerical values? If you answered “there is no point!” (exclamation point inflection required, which I guess is an obtuse way of saying: YELL IT!), well then, you win this cookie. This cookie right here. Oh, you don’t see the cookie? That’s probably because I just ate it. So you get no cookie. Just the teasing of said cookie. Great, now I’m hungry for more cookies. Thanks ya jerk!
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