Greetings! I hope you’re all enjoying that missed call from the Seahawks Monday Night Football game as much as I am. I’ve been witnessing a great deal of Seahawks hate across the nation on Twitter and it pains me. It pains me a great deal. What’s not to like about the Seahawks? Their defense from top to bottom is honest to the Gods one of the greatest assemblages of talent in the history of the NFL. They have a cool (kind of) young quarterback in Russell Wilson who makes multiple jaw-dropping plays every single week… and Beastmode… EFFING BEASTMODE! If I wasn’t from Seattle, I would still be enamored with this squad, but maybe I just like cooler sh*t than you do, or maybe I’m just more of a man/woman (?) than you. Either way, I will drink the tears of sadness from the hundreds of thousands of downtrodden Bengals fans once we go in there and beat the brakes off em next Sunday. It has been written. [Jay’s Note: Uh, two teams are tied for dead last in the NFL in offensive touchdowns with just five. One is the 49ers. Want to guess who the other team is?]

I am Tehol Beddict, and this is Disgrace/Delight! Take Heed!


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Players that will Delight

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Peyton Manning – Peyton, oh wise and powerful son of the Elders, we thank you for returning to us in our time of need. Even with the arm strength of a 12-year-old girl, it has been written in scriptures in rare leather bound books that you shall rise yet again and give us your best performance of 2015 in a match-up with the Oakland Raiders who rank a pathetic 31st against the pass. Feel free to throw the those bubble screens to D.T. and Sanders ALL DAY! Oakland has actually been solid against the run so, yeah, this is happening.

Tyrod Taylor – Those taking shots at the God after Week 4, let me ask you: Did you actually watch the game? For I am confused. Did you happen to miss the MESMERIZING 33-yard touchdown run, that literally NO other QB in the NFL could make that was called back by a HIGHLY questionable call? Oh, and did you miss one of the most stunning and orgasm-inducing bombs I’ve ever witnessed fall perfectly into the outstretched finger tips of one Charles Clay? Add ONE of those plays and you have a top-8 or higher finish. Add BOTH of those plays and you have a top-3 finish. I don’t even need to look at the numbers to know that, but if you really want to question that, please feel free to do the math while I cry tears of sadness. The dude is truly legit and the sooner America unites in accepting this, the better off we’ll all be. IF you know football, it’s simply impossible to argue with me on this. If you’re a hating ass-crab, well, then may the Elder Gods help you eventually see the light.

Justin Forsett – Two things I’d never see in 2015; Donald Trump leading many polls for becoming the President of the United States of America and Justin Forsett in my Delight section. After the first three weeks of the season, I was ready to write off Forsett for the entire season, but after last week’s breakout (through WIDE open holes, I must add), and throwing in that he gets to face off against the 31st ranked rushing defense in the NFL, one could make the argument that Forsett is a top-5 back this week. Heck, he may even actually score a touchdown! Wouldn’t that be something!

Carlos Hyde – I’m expecting a close game as the Giants defense isn’t talented enough to put the clamps on any NFL team. If I’m the head coach of the 49ers (I fully believe I’m more capable than Tomsula), I make it a point to get Hyde 20-plus carries this week. Yes, the Giants have been quite solid against the run thus far, but San Fran simply needs to force the issue. Their defense is solid enough to keep this game close and IF they WANT to WIN this game, they will need to run the ball and run the ball some more. This is a winnable game.

Mike Evans  Jacksonville is 26th in the NFL against the pass and Mike Evans is frothing at the mouth like Nicolas Cage after hearing that Clint Eastwood was considering him for his next project (so that he could stop doing direct to On Demand movies and pretending he was doing it for the art). Evans is a monster and is due for an explosion. I’d say it’s highly probable he ends up a top-10 wideout this week, which is where he belongs every week, talent wise.

Allen Robinson/Allen Hurns  Tampa Bay is miraculously fifth in passing yards given up, but much of that was due to game flow and a limp-armed Drew Brees. Strictly on a talent basis, their defensive backfield is an atrocity of mass proportions. Robinson is easily a WR2 EVERY week at this point and Hurns has surpassed any and all expectations I had for him coming into the NFL. Bruh is hella legit. Expect them to feast like a grizzly bear that was just woken up from hibernation by drunk teenagers… Well, that’s a pretty awful thought, isn’t it?

Charles Clay May I continue to beat into your brain that if Sammy Watkins and LeSean McCoy continue to miss games the Bills will continue to find ways to get Clay the ball? I thank you. If you INTELLIGENTLY started Clay in DFS last weekend for a ridiculously low price, you enjoyed the fruits of his labor, although not the full fruits as I’m forced to again mention the penalty that cost Clay a 50-yard TD reception. UGH!

Cincinnati Bengals Defense – This is extremely difficult for me to admit, but I’d rather look at Khloe Kardashian’s butthole for six hours straight after a midnight taco bell run then talk about the Seahawks inept offensive line. IF the Seahawks are going to pull this one out, it will be an extremely low scoring game, so either way, the Bengals are a solid option. They certainly have a more talented front four than the Detroit Lions and you just witnessed what they did to this pathetic group of so called men. This could get ugly. You’ve got to be realistic about these things.

 

Players that will Disgrace

Nick Foles – The Packers defense is 8th in the NFL in pass defense, and quite frankly, is MUCH better than I ever thought possible. So much better that I’m now actually considering them a threat to the Seahawks when it comes time for the playoffs. Foles isn’t talented enough nor does he have the weapons to be able to challenge this unit. You probably weren’t going to start him anyway, but hey, Cust Kayin.

Jay Cutler Picture a pissed off and ornery 1-3 Chiefs defense, at home in front of one of the loudest home crowds in the country, and then picture Jay Cutler’s emotionless ass across from, doing all he can not to make eye contact with Justin Houston. I’m expecting multiple turnovers to the crib in this game in a big Chiefs win. Say one thing for Jay Cutler, he’s talented… but also say he has less heart than the Tin Woodman. There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. Sorry Jay, you can’t click your cleats together three times and end up back at your mansion with my teen crush, Kristin Cavallari. 1) There’s a solid chance she’s getting boned down by your pool man. And 2) You gotta take this whooping first.

Joseph Randle  New England is giving up 4.9 YPA, but the fact remains that Randle just isn’t that great of a running back. Add in the fact that New England will more than likely be curb-stomping Dallas, forcing them to throw, Randle is barely cracking my top-20 in Week 5.

Melvin Gordon I have no words for this peasant… I’m sure he’s a great guy off the field though. [Jay’s Note: Gordon is tied for the league lead in 20+ yard rushes.]

Antonio Brown  As we all witnessed last week, Brown simply won’t be the same without Big Ben. I wouldn’t be writing intelligently (a rarity, I know) if kept Brown as a top-3 wideout, especially when going against a couple solid corners in San Diego this week. I believe that Vick can still get it done, but he’s just too much of a wild card to expect him to force feed Antonio for 100-plus yards and a tub every week.

Marvin Jones  How’d that work out for you last week? Now he gets the Seahawks, who’s defense looked about as good as anyones I’ve ever witnessed on Monday night.

Maxx Williams  This is just a big F.U. to Maxxy for last week’s performance. I’m sure he’ll go off now that everyone has given up on him. Such is life.

St. Louis Rams Defense – The Rams are a top-5 fantasy option each and every single week… except when they go into Lambeau field where the Packers look unbeatable. St. Louis also just lost one of their more talented defenders in Alec Ogletree, so I would’ go there unless you can’t afford to drop someone else for another defense.

 

Thank you for joining me for another edition of Disgrace/Delight. Though I’m exhausted and feel like death, I truly believe I gained a lot from this , spiritually. My hope is that you did too. As per usual your comments and questions will be responded to in the section below. I look forward to conversing with you fine people, as always. Enjoy your week.

 

 

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  1. WillisReid says:
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    Gonna have to work up the courage to sit Mariota for Bortles.

    Great work, as always.

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      @WillisReid: yea, that’s an interesting one and MAYBE Mariota finally starts running this week which would be big. i like bortles matchup more tho unless Hurns for some reason sits

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        @Tehol Beddict: and thank you

  2. Rudy says:
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    So I have the number #1 waiver wire pickup in my league. Sammy Watkins just got dropped and I’m wondering if he is worth grabbing.

    I have strategically waited to pickup certain players to have the number #1 wire in my back pocket.

    I envisioned using it when someone like a Bell from Pittsburgh, or eddie lacy or anybody else, gets hurt. Pickin up deangelo or Starks would just be incredible.

    So do you believe Watkins is worth picking up and using my precious waiver wire #1 claim or should I hold tight and wait for another big pickup later In the season.

    This is my roster.

    Tom Brady
    Antonio Brown
    Donte Montecrief
    Arian Foster
    Marshawn Lynch
    Delanie Walker
    Devonta Freeman
    Demarco Murray
    Marshawn Lynch
    Kendall Wright
    Leonard Hankerson
    Duke Johnson Jr.
    Gary Barnridge

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      @Rudy: abso freaking lutely!!! thats totally the time to make that move. you simply have to do it. whoever dropped him is an idiot. u can drop either tight ends or hankerson . great work

  3. Dommattingly says:
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    Grabbed Ahmad Bradshaw off waivers. Should I drop him for Allen Hurns? Both are pretty much depth for my team. Thanks!

    • Dommattingly says:
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      @Dommattingly: or should I keep Bradshaw and drop Boldin for Hurns?
      My RBs: Lynch, Foster, Forsett, dLewis, Blount, Bradshaw
      My WRs: Green, Matthews, John Brown, Boldin, and DJax.

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      @Dommattingly: yep . mos def. i wouldnt want bradshaw. Hurns is legit

  4. Clint says:
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    Robbie G’s in Jerry’s Hiz-zay bay-bee!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Clint: Da phuck is robbie G, C-loc?

  5. omar says:
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    10 team standard scoring. Thoughts on either of these trades:

    Give: Forsett
    Get: Edelman

    Give: Forsett & Karlos Williams
    Get: Megatron

    RBs as of now:
    LeVeon
    Forsett
    Blount
    Hillman
    Karlos Williams
    Abdullah
    Ellington

    WR’s:
    Mike Evans
    Jordan Matthews
    Dez
    Davante Adams

    Evans is on a bye next week and it doesn’t look good for Adams coming back. WR’s on the wire are Tate, Wallace, Garcon, Hankerson, etc. Trade partner looking for an RB. Initial offer was Forsett for Maclin, but I wasn’t really feeling Maclin.

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      @omar: damn it might be good time to sell high on forsett with since he had only good game. he’s ur only legit 2 back tho especially with karlos maybe missing this week and his time was limited anyway. id probably hold, cuz you good at recover. i’d swoop up garçon RIGHT NOW as he should get a ton of targets without DeSean and Reed now

  6. Ralph Lifshitz

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    Wilson is boring
    Defense amazing, making plays
    Fish smell Seattle

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      @Ralph Lifshitz: that fishy smell reminds me of something. I cant quite put my finger on it……..hmmmm, oh wait, it’s my children’s mothers va jay jay AKA Yo wife. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  7. Jim says:
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    Cairos santos or Josh brown for kicker? And should i start Cj Anderson or gio Bernard? Anderson has been brutal lately.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Jim: JImmy, i have my rankings on here. I have Santos one spot ahead of Brown so its a toss up I suppose. i kind of prefer the POSSIBLE upside of Anderson going against raiders this week but bernard should catch a bund of balls. is it ppr at least? that would help me lean bernard even more

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        @Tehol Beddict: thank you. and no its standard scoring. im leaning bernard tho so far.

  8. Bigdog says:
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    Got lucky with devonta freeman.. After Coleman went off (relatively week 1)bi was trying to sell him to the Coleman owner as a handcuff… Luckily that sob didn’t bite…

    Now I kind of want to insure my new star.. Would you ship stanky hanky (Leonard hanker son) for Coleman?

    I honestly prob won’t ever play or start either hanker son or Coleman, but you never know

    Bless the elders

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      @Bigdog: right! ughhhh, I’m a coleman owner everywhere but was higher than most on Freeman before the season. what a legend. yes, I’m fine with sending him for Coleman as long as you’re not totally desperate at WR. if you never gonna have to play him then sure make it work. i think coleman still has something to offer. he looks good

  9. dom says:
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    I wanna pick up Pierre Garcon in my 8 team PPR but not sure who I should drop

    QB (1 starter) Luck, Dalton
    RB (2) J Charles, J Hill, Yeldon, J Stewart, M Gordon, K Williams
    WR (2) Fitzgerald, Hopkins, S Smith, B Marshall, D Moncrief
    TE (1) Owen Daniels
    Flex (1)
    D (1) Seattle
    K (1) Crosby (Matt Bryant is available should I drop for him?)

    any thoughts? thanks

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      @dom: id grab matt Bryant, sure!

      damn, you dont really have any players to drop ahahah. crazy. normally id drop my backup qb but you until we know full extent of Lucks shoulder maybe not. plus u could actually trade Dalton.

      YOU’RE LOADED!

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      @dom: drop j stew or smith sr

  10. Scott says:
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    I dropped Kaepersuck last week for Cam Newton. Good times!
    Now somebody dropped Peyton Manning this week. What?
    Anyhoo, here are my options:

    Drop a bye-guy for Peyt: Cam, Chris Ivory, Lamar Miller

    Drop one of my fill-in scrubs for Peyt and just punt this week (I’m 3-1): David Johnson, Duke Johnson Jr

    Do nothing and punt this week

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      @Scott: based on comments from Arians, old like David Johnson is the drop

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      @Scott: umm, yes. genius move, mon frer. id drop david johnson possibly for peyton just for potential trade value but Im still not sold on Manning. i think he rebounds but he aint tha same no mo. still tho, Manning has more value than David Johnson

  11. mick says:
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    I have been offered Lynch for Forsett in a 16 team 1 ppr dynasty league. I have to do this right?

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      @mick: yep. thats a must do

  12. Andrew says:
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    Pick 2 ros standard
    Hillman, r jennings, spiller, matt jones

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Andrew: Hillman Spiller

  13. chisoxx22 says:
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    Ppr 3wr league. My wr are Julio, marshall, cooper, cooks, and Marvin jones. My rb are gore, woodhead, hill, yeldon, and Abdullah. I want to trade for Edelman and he needs a rb what should I offer to get edelman in a ppr league?

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      @chisoxx22: abdullah and Cooks if you have to. just get Edelman. if he prefers yeldon or Gore, id consider that also

  14. Taco Bell hot sauce says:
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    Howdy man!

    Talk about a buy-low trade! A buddy in my league texted me saying he wants to drop Luck but can’t because he’s undroppable, & he wants to rid himself of luck. Upon hearing this I sent him my Marvin jones for luck- he declined because he’s maxed out at WR, he counters My Antonio Andrews for his luck.

  15. Wide Right says:
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    Need a bye week starter at WR.. who should I pick up Snead or Randle.. I see you have Randle ranked a bit higher.. is there that much of a difference this week?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Wide Right: Randle would be my choice. no idea what I’m gonna get out of Snead. no contest here

  16. Favre Dollar Footlong says:
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    Was just offered a trade in a 12 team ppr that would involve my Forte for his R. Cobb and Crowell. It would leave me with Ellington, cj2k, John randle and David Johnson. My Wrs would then be odb, Cobb, G. Tate and the broken S. Smith. Would you consider it?

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      @Favre Dollar Footlong: i would consider it but dont think i could pull the trigger. he’s ur only real deal work horse back. i cant do it. need to work waivers and play matchup at wideout. cant make that trade as Crowell has not shown enough to make it doable

  17. Sam says:
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    Considering dangling Decker to a Jets fan in my PPR league, and he wouldn’t give up AJ Green in any package (wonder why) buuuut he does have Jordan Matthews who he may be growing frustrated with. I figure Bradford and the Eagles offense should pick it up soon and Matthews has been pretty solid in PPR formats so far regardless, so I may as well try.

    Do you think getting Matthews for Decker is a good move?

    Thanks!

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      @Sam: I AM GROWING EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED WITH MATTHEWS!!!! UGHHHHH, mostly in DFS tho. what an absolute bum. i think its a decent move tho it seems like Decker is out performing him. I’m down with it for the upside play for sure. not a guaranteed home run by any means tho

  18. Dave says:
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    TEHOL,Really high on Spiller eh?

    Should I start him over Cooks in my flex (PPR)? I really want to because I HATE Cooks right now.

    Thank you predictor of Tygod

    • Dave says:
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      @Dave: I can also put Hurns in that flex spot so gotta pick one of the three

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      @Dave: he’s a great player. now, if they’d just get him the MFING ball!!!!!!! still a tough call. I dont understand whats up with cooks but I’m still ranking him fairly high because theres no reason he shouldnt explode this week or any freaking week. i dont get it!!! i suppose Spiller is the safer play. id probably play cooks over Hurns. BUT BARELY

  19. Nick says:
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    Tehollll, not frequent both my QBs are in your ‘delight’ section…needless to say I’m goin Peyton over Taylor but I will enjoy him week 7 vs the Jags!

    On to this week, I grabbed Duke J for Tre Mason & had to drop STL for Baltimore (10 teamer – lots of Defense available & STL on bye next week so they wont be snagged till following week)…now looking to scoop Tate who was just dropped to waivers…problem is I only have $42/$100 faab left…roster looks like this;

    QB-Peyton
    RB-AP/DeMarco
    WR-Ty/Amari/Garcon
    Flex-J Randle
    TE-Bennett
    Bench-Hankerson, Marvin Jones, T Taylor, Gates, Duke J, Joique Bell

    Worth it to dump Marvin for Tate & how much do I bid considering I don’t have much to work with for the rest of season…

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      @Nick: 3-1 by the way, mostly thanks to a nice schedule & lucked out big time 107-106 based on that Randle goal-line fiasco & benching thereafter

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nick: it must feel good to know your selections were chosen by the Elder gods for greatness!!!!! yep, manning is the guy this week.

      nice move on Duke. had to do it. i mean yea, tate could be missing piece or at least provide depth. barring injury, team is stacked. what do you think its gonna take? pay dat

      • Nick says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Hmm, I think I’d have to at least bid $12, its tough to tell what my league mates are going to do as its 10-team we have guys like Boldin, T Smith, Agholor, Andre Johnson on waivers… one guy paid $37 for Moncreif week 2 while Dion Lewis went for $8…I think I will make a respectable bid for Tate but not go crazy since he would be on same level as my WR3 (Garcon) but would be great depth for the playoff run if him & Stafford start to hook-up…

        Another question, Davante Adams was just dropped to waivers (along with David Johnson, Dorial Beckham-Green, Rishard Mathews & Quick)…any interest in any of them over Tate? Maybe a backup waiver claim for one of the other guys not named Tate just in case my bid is not high enough?? Thanks!

  20. Scooter G says:
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    Hey Tehol

    Based on my team below, do you think I would benefit from trying to trade 2 great WR for a better WR?

    i.e. A Robinson and Moncrief for A Brown or D Thomas
    or
    J Landry and A Cooper for OBJ

    What do you think?

    QB M Ryan
    RB M FOrte
    RB Hyde
    WR A RObinson
    WR A Cooper
    TE Gronk
    OP Cutler
    D Broncos
    K Crosby
    BN K Williams, A Abdullah, CJ Anderson.
    J Landry, G Tate, Moncrief,
    R Fitzpatrick

    Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Scooter G: whaddup, Scoot??!? I’m about those kind of moves, big dog! Landry and Cooper is a stretch as they’re both top 20 options every week with Cooper possibly moving into top 10 territory.

      BUT i would SURELY do the first trade you mentioned. for either of those guys!!! NOW

  21. Money Mike says:
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    Hey Tehol,
    Someone dropped Matt Jones and Panthers D, any of them worth a waiver claim? Droppables are Antonio Andrews, McFadden, David Johnson… thanks bro and great work as always!!

    • Money Mike says:
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      @Money Mike: I also have RAMS D if that helps

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Money Mike: i got to see Andrew play one more time or if he’s starter for real! McFadden might see increased role without Dunbar so no there. David johns on is such a freak and i dont want to miss out on him but the reality is, he probably cant be trusted every week. neither can Jones but Jones is getting more touches. do you get return yardage? If so id hold johnson. if no id grab Jones simply because if Alfred gets banged up Jones will go HAM

  22. Ralph Lifshitz

    Ralph Lifshitz says:
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    Another blown call
    Seahawks, same end zone, same side
    No justice for North

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      @Ralph Lifshitz: hey broseph, the tuck rule call WHICH WON YOU A SUPER BOWL is STILL the WORST call in NFL history

  23. Mike says:
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    It must be nice having a team to root for. I live in LA and am so bitter that I want every team to lose every game. Hopefully we get the Rams because I’ve been rooting againt the Chargers and Raiders for years…

    Anyway, got a question about who to start… 1/2ppr + return yards. How would you rank Hill, Abdulla, and L Murray? I have Abdulla on my bench, but with return yards he is the #6 ranked RB with 27pts in wk1 and 10pts each week since. Would you start him over Hill or Murray this week?

  24. David says:
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    Who will be throwing more or getting more garbage time this week Cousins or Mallett. Need a Newton replacement and the cupboard is bare.

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      @David: ughhhhhhh, without Reed or DeSean Jackson I’m tempted to give Mallett one last shot, even tho I’m not sold on Atlanta’s secondary. but still that leaves Garcon and some slot weapons. i keep thinking mallet will have a decent game. I’m leaning him at this moment

  25. Wacha Wacha says:
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    I know the team can make a difference but in a vacuum which side of the trade do you prefer? 10 team standard 2 QB league

    K Williams, R Fitzpatrick, C Clay, A Cooper for M Lynch and Andre Williams

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      @Wacha Wacha: ummmm, im not going to even ask to see the roster then but I’m actuality akin Cooper as best player going forward with uncertainty of Lynch hammy. he might not play this week or he might reinjure it. and i like to avoid risks that big especially for a hog like Coop

  26. Butterfield says:
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    What do you think of Moncrief (or Cooks) and Woodhead for Gurley?

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      @Butterfield: would still keep cooks over moncrief but id make that deal, buttercup

      • Butterfield says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: You think Cooks is going to turn it around?

  27. Zandy says:
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    Sup tehol
    This is the Std league 2WR, 2RB and a flex with Julio, Demaryius, Hilton, ARob, JBrown and Gore, Ivory, Jstew, Dion, MJones, Bilal, Christine

    Trade send ivory for Hyde? Or rather send gore for Hyde?

    • Zandy says:
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      @Zandy: other idea is something like
      Gore Hilton JBrown MJones for Melvin and Odell
      Or
      Dion Hilton ARob for Melvin and Odell

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        @Zandy: id do the first one not the second

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: Supp suppppppers!!!! would rather send Gore for Hyde. I’m extremely concerned with Niners tho and would be a tad hesitant to make this trade for ROS but id prob dump gore for him. ivory no

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          @Zandy: you snow dis

  28. whyohwhy says:
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    Would you deal a $1 Christine Michael and $28 Lamar miller and $10 willie Snead for $4 Doug Martin and $30 Carlos Hyde in a keeper league?

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      @whyohwhy: yea i prefer martin and Hyde side. 10 bucks for Snead?!?!?!? da phuck is this?

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        @Tehol Beddict: pick them up off the waiver their keeper price becomes what you bud on them for….

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          @whyohwhy: yea I’m not with that price for snead. has to be other side of it

  29. Dommattingly says:
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    Hurns or Matt Jones at the end of your bench?

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      @Dommattingly: Hurns at this point for sho. jones killing me right now

  30. FrankGrimes says:
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    giants D pretty much handled buffalo come on man
    sniffs… Taylor=Dom brown

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      @FrankGrimes: they did no such thing. they drove down every time in 4th and just couldn’t get it in. then the other two tds called back. u must have missed those plays. I WATCHED entire game. I will not let you drag me into this fury, FRANK!

      • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: his team was a penalty mess, i was playing against rodfather and watched it, he looked fine.

      • FrankGrimes says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:
        again (like vs NE) in the 4th garbage time = game over

        didn’t u use him vs me in DK? 0-2!

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @FrankGrimes: the guy is a solid football player and shockingly talented for his price tag in real life. its a good story, FRANK! and I look forward to you coming around on it. you’re mine this week. I was rushed

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: I agree with you here, Grimey is just bitter. TT needs an I in between and an S at the ends because he is…

            • Tehol Beddict says:
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              @J-FOH: right!?!?!?!?

  31. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    ok let’s you and me get these in on time this time, and add the thursday game
    HOU (only cause of Luck either not playing or playing hurt, the HOU favored line probably reflects that)
    JAX
    TEN
    BAL
    ATL
    KC
    PHI
    GB
    CIN
    ARI
    NE
    DEN
    NYG
    SD

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: works for me, buddy!

      Colts
      Bucs
      Bills
      BAL
      ATL
      KC
      New Orleans
      GB
      SEA
      AZ
      NE
      DEN
      NYG
      SD

      LETS GO

  32. Play4thefuture? says:
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    In my school league I’m 4-0.. It’s a keeper league that will last the next 3 years so long long term outlook not that important.. A guy is 1-3 and looking to sell the farm already..

    Is $2 martavis Bryant, $7 sammy Watkins, $13 frank gore for $54 aj green and $43 lesean McCoy giving up too much for next year if I’m playing for this year?

    Shady looks like he’s done but he could’ve just been hurt earlier who knows

  33. Frank White says:
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    Wusup Tehol!!! long time no talk.. I got a dilemma.. My Rb2 is either Morris or Matt Jones..? On top of it, cause i have a bunch of guy’s on a bye, Do i start both or do i throw Antonio Andrews, Colston or Morris and Matt Jones for flex too?? Thanks Buddy!!!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank White: we got the real live sh!t from back to back. where my jiggaz is at. where my jiggaz is at! how are things? well, I’m starting sir Alfred for sho do. think id have to gamble with Andrews here tho not the greatest matchup

  34. mikevickwho? says:
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    yo!

    just asked this in another thready. trade would force me to roll with a waiver wire TE or trade a sammy watkins type wr for a te

    martellus bennet/ frank gore/ james jones for gio bernard/keenan allen/ jonathen stewart

    what level of TE would you shoot for if dealing sammy watkins in a keep for 2 years league>?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @mikevickwho?: i wouldnt deal watkins for a tight end unless it was for Olsen or Kelce or possibly Graham. anything else is not acceptable and thats only if you have no tight end which seems to be the case. Who’s on waivers is what i need to know? Barnidge? if so , go there. that above trade is fine if you have enough running backs

      • mikevickwho? says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: yea it would weaken my TE spot thats for sure..

        waiver wire te’s are coby fleener, crockett gillmore, kyle rudolph and vernon davis.. so bad

        i bet sammy watkins or martavis bryant could net me a greg olsen type but kind of like keeping those guys’ cheap keeper potential on my team.. almost positive martavis can get my jimmy graham right now but that situation is weird.

        other option is trade pierre garcon for a richard rodgers type te..
        so what side of the trade did you like? i’d be getting the allen and gio side and losing bennet

        thanks

  35. Braun Weasleys says:
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    Well Tehol.. My gut instinct was right last week in Duke going to have a big game.. I’m smart so I started Lamar though smh… Also had Gurley on the bench to make it worse haha

    I was offered Sammy Watkins for Duke! Thoughts?

    Standard scoring 12 teams
    Qb: Brady
    Rb. Leveon
    Rb.gurley
    Wr. Aj green
    Wr. Ty hilton
    Flex. Allen hurns
    Bn. Lamar, Duke, David Johnson
    Bn. Davante Adams

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Braun Weasleys: ummm, i told you to go Miller didn’t I? if so, please hit me over the head with a tack hammer. yep, take watkins, gives you POSSIBLy better option than Hursn at flex and still have Miller for emergencies as he cant possibly remain this bad.

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        @Tehol Beddict:

        I think you did but I also thought Miller was the “safer” play hahaha oh god

        Yeah I’m loving the firing of Philbin! Miller can’t possibly do any worse! Well now that I said that he probably loses the job to Jonas Grey

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          @Braun Weasleys: ooooh there is sir Jonas Gray. you’re right! but I’m still thinking miller breaks out of this slump

  36. Connor says:
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    What’s up man, I love Hurns but just swapped him for Steve Smith Sr. In a half ppr, right move? Also I stream defense and am looking ahead to next week. Lions at home against the Bears or do the Dolphins figure it out against the Titans? Thanks man!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Connor: yea. that’s fine. hopefully he’s back soon. i like the lions vs bears. should be very solid

  37. Ron says:
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    I am fundamentally against 8-team leagues but my uncle is in a league with his work buddies and wants me to help him out. Roster moves aren’t as clear cut cause so many solid players are available. All that being said here is where I need your help.

    Starters: Palmer, Forsett, Gore, Demaryuis, K. Allen, Olsen (Bye), A. Cooper
    Bench: Dalton, AP (Bye), A. Robinson, Moncrief, CJA, Abdullah

    1) Do I use a #1 waiver on Smith Sr.?
    2) Which of these players do I drop for Smith Sr?
    3) With Olsen on Bye, who do I drop to get another TE?

    Thanks!

    • Ron says:
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      @Ron: Btw this is a Standard scoring league

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Ron: i got choo i got choo. u dont have anyone to reallyd top which is because its 8 team league hahah. i would drop Moncrief for him probably . oh you could also drop Ceej for him as he a cum dumpster. or adbullah are all fine.

  38. Steve D. says:
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    Pair of tough ones this week in a 12 team, single point PPR:

    Duke Johnson (@ BAL) or Melvin Gordon (vs PIT) at FLEX
    Terrance Williams (vs NE) or Michael Crabtree (vs. DEN)

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Steve D.: The Duke and the Terrance. gotta be done

  39. Scott says:
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    Percy Harvin is too high. Tyrod practically hands the dude the effin’ ball and he comes up Altuve.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Scott: hahaha, he’s going to hit! should have been last week. I’m pretty he bummed he didnt. he looked bad as far locating the ball. ughhhhh, I’m confused

      • Scott says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: YOU’RE confused? Percy was like “Look ma, I’m a real wide receiver!” NOT

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Scott: truly. that was so terrible. ughhhh he’s somehow gotten worse as a downfield pass catcher seemingly every freaking season

  40. fork says:
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    I’m having some real profound issues setting my lineup in the WR department. Here’s what I got:

    QB: Philip Rivers
    RB: Matt Forte
    RB: Melvin Gordon
    WR: Calvin Johnson (vs. ARI)
    WR: A.J. Green (vs. SEA)
    TE: Charles Clay
    FLEX: Allen Robinson (@ TB)
    D/ST: Bengals D/ST
    K: Adam Vinatieri

    BENCH: Jeremy Maclin (vs. CHI)
    BENCH: Martavis Bryant (@ SD)
    BENCH: Lorenzo Taliaferro
    BENCH: DeVante Parker
    BENCH: Jeremy Langford
    BENCH: Michael Floyd (@ DET)
    BENCH: Golden Tate (vs. ARI)

    I put the matchups for all my WRs for assistance.

    Basically, I’m having trouble deciding who to start. I like both of Maclin and Robinson’s matchups, and I’m not crazy about either Calvin Johnson’s or A.J. Greens matchups. Which ones do you think are must starts?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @fork: i hates these situations because its impossible not to go with the hogs, which i do have ranked higher by the way. I meeeeean benching calvin or Aj green is insanely tough to do, but you’re right. they have worst matchups possible. i think you got to roll as is and pray to the Elders that Maclin dont get off. martavis you cant start. u good

      • fork says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Thanks so much. From here, do you think rolling with Maclin or Robinson is a better idea?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @fork: no problemo. thats what I’m here for. id probably lean maclin since targets been so crazy and its technically superior match

  41. Nick says:
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    Hey Tehol, in response to our discussion above regarding snagging Tate off waivers (despite limited FAAB $ left 42/100)…well, Davante Adams was just dropped to waivers this morning along with David Johnson, Dorial Beckham-Green, Rishard Mathews & Quick…any interest in any of them over Tate?

    My thoughts are since I’m 2nd lowest in remaining FAAB $, I’ll let them fight over Tate but will throw a $4 bid (dropping Marvin Jones) just in case nobody wants him in this 10-team league….than I’m thinking have a follow-up waiver claim, again dropping Marvin Jones, but for Davante Adams..I think out of the guys I mentioned above, he has the most value going forward, right? Thanks bud!

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      @Nick: Also, I have DeMarco & Randle this week as my RB1/2 (AP on bye)…would you consider Duke J over either?

      & should I flex Hankerson, Duke J or Gates? standard scoring, non-ppr…

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        @Nick: id consider duke over randle this week as that patriots game could get out of hand but i have randle ranked a little higher i believe

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nick: yep. Adams is still highly intriguing if he comes back at 100 percent which i assume he will. i like it!

  42. Jerry says:
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    Hey, Tehol! Do you like Barnidge or Gilmore ros? Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Jerry: very tough call. I’m leaning Barnidge at the moment as they have no real number one wideout and he looks legitly talented but I’m also a Gilmore fan

  43. William says:
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    Tehol! Big Chief! Hope you are doing well. Could I get your advice for this week on who to start? I appreciate it!

    QB-Rodgers
    RB1-Lacy
    RB2- Ingram
    WR1- J. Matthews
    WR2- R. Randle? Hankerson?
    F- Dion Lewis
    TE- Eifert
    D-AZ

    Bench: Gurley, A. Cooper, Doug Martin, S. Bradford.

    I don’t like Cooper this week against DEN’s defense. The big toss ups for me are Gurley, Randle, and Hankerson.

  44. Nick says:
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    Hey Tehol, based on my comment a few above, what do you think of grabbing Boobie & plugging him over Randle? I’d have to lose J Bell or Marvin Jones (I have minimal bids in for Tate & D Adams but I can pull one back since i probably wont get either with little FAAB $ left compared to other 9 teams…

    • Nick says:
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      @Nick: or rather Boom Heron or Rawls are better options? Or just hold with DeMarco/Randle & Hankerson orDuke J at flex?

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