Hola Razzballians. We are finally starting to settle in to the NFL season. At this point you should be expecting some trends to develop, but many trenders were tarnished in week three (see the law office of Green,Davis, Simpson, Burleson, and Branch). Trying to predict what will happen in this crazy fake sport is like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The waiver wire carousel continues. Sometimes we can get too trigger happy with drop-picking players, but this isn’t friggin baseball! We only have a few weeks to get into the fake playoffs and can’t wait on some of these lifeless turds to reanimate and sing show tunes for us. So let’s do what we do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Did you see that punt return trick play by Chicago (that was called back for no apparent reason)?! Or that TD catch by Kevin Walter that pin-balled its way to him?! Or that 70 yard TD run by Run DMC?! Or that leaping TD grab by Larry Fitzgerald over two defenders? Or Tom Brady throwing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We are about to embark on a joyous day of NFL football. There will be some crotch pulling, eye gouging, cut blocking and loads of fat guys lumbering. And can anything get better than that!? Well, probably, but it’s Sunday and we shall face the blue television glow and bow to its all mighty footballness […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Updated 9/24 Welcome to Week 3’s rankings. If you scooch close enough to your screen they smell like napalm and a smattering of victory. And join our FanDuel Freeroll while you’re here. It’s free and if you roll, you’ll bank. Fantasy Football Rankings powered by FantasyPros
Please, blog, may I have some more?Well, it was a great week to rebound for our Pick Em’ league. There was only one big upset in week 2 with the Tennessee Titans coming out on top over Baltimore. Justin Carmod was the only person in our league to get that pick correct. So, either he is a genius or his employer […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ever since Bill Romanowski shattered Kerry Collins jaw, effectively shattering the Panthers winning ways for a few years in the late 90s, I haven’t been the biggest Collins fan. He subsequently quit on the team, drank like he was on Jersey Shore, and dropped racial slurs on his teammates that would have made Strom Thurmond […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?As you prep your line up for this weekend’s matchup, you glance down your roster and are feeling confident until…. BAM you notice that your defense is facing a high octane, high scoring, rip roarin’ offense. We have all had it happen. Well before you start to panic, I have some good news for you. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jamaal Charles owners, this column is dedicated to you. When Charles fell to you with the fourth pick in the draft, you were absolutely giddy with excitement. He was going to be the centerpiece of what was surely to be your championship-winning fantasy team this year. But two weeks later, the excitement is gone. Now […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I had a potentially volatile situation with one of the owners in my fantasy football league. It’s a pay league and I’m the commissioner. I hit up Doc to see if he wanted to take over. He was unavailable due to his time constraints – watercoloring and figure skating takes up a lot of his […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s funny how things work out in life. You switch out tight ends one week and your crafty decision nets you six additional sweet, sweet fantasy points. Some weeks you pick up a new defense with a juicy matchup and they give up 42 points. Sometimes the fantasy world works in mysterious ways. So here […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Week 3 is upon us my fellow fantasy football crazies. Week 2 was a malicious, bitter, hurtful scorned ex-lover to many fantasy teams. I’m still recovering from the JC Superstar season-ending ACL tear. My mental evaluation didn’t go so well and rehab is a work in progress. I’ll get through it. I think. You’ll be […]
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