by: Drew
I went to college in a small town with only a few bars. In small college towns there is always the designated “hook up bar” where young men and women flock to satisfy their carnal urges. Every weekend inaudible drunkenness and debauchery hang as a thick cloud, facilitating coitus (sometimes on the premises). Our parents […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?
by: Doc
The Fantasy Football Knights of the Roundtable have gathered here to help conquer the evil questions that plague the realm of Fantasy Footballia. Below you will find the metaphorical swords to slay your opponents, metaphorically. Sleepers: Eli Manning, New York Giants The Buccaneers have given up 282 yards per game through the air and a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Doc
Tashard Choice went off last year after the Cat and the Barbarian were both out of commission. That was against actual defenses and if Barber is out next week the team Choice will face, Carolina, has yet to show signs of an actual defense. Of course reports on Marion Barber vary from day to day […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Drew
If you missed the initial “Sleeper Math” post, you can read it here. Let’s remind ourselves of the formula: Sleeper Rating = Amount of Talent (Individual + Team Support) + Opportunity Now that we have two weeks of regular season play under our belts things have changed. As I wrote about in a previous post this […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Doc
Monday Night Football has lost some of it’s mystique for me now that I am older and don’t wear big headed charactertures of my favorite players on my shirts. (Those Bash Brother shirts were ironic, huh?). But with Jon Gruden taking over for Mr. Potato Head I am actually looking forward to watching as well […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Doc
Mike Bell had a nice game against a good Philly D and then got himself injured. We have to wait on the MRI, but it looks like he could miss some time or at least be limited. The Saint’s running back situation is making my head hurt. This gives Pierre Thomas owners a little hope […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Doc
So it’s another Sunday and you are having your coffee while watching Sunday Countdown or a rerun of Blossom and reading this because you are ultra awesome. Last week didn’t feel quite right. Why didn’t all your players go off for 200 yards and 3 TD’s And if you own AP or Brees then, well, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Doc
Kevin Kolb may not play as poorly as I anticipate, but I anticipate the whole stadium collapsing in a huge gulp of his suckatude, so I’d play Westbrook and that’s about it. I could see playing Desean Jackson, but temper expectations and if I really knew how to temper expectations I think I’d be a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Chiefs are, how do you say in English, not very good. They may be able to put up some points and even give you some fantasy options, but their defense is going to keep them in the realm of the rotten. Dwayne Bowe says that they’ll go after Nnamdi Asomugha in an attempt to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Doc
Our panel of know it all expert types take a look at some sleepers and busts for week 2 in the National Football League. Our friend Matt Schauf over at RapidDraft.com hosts this week (no relation to Matt Schaub). Take a look see and hopefully you’ll be happy that your players are all sleeping instead […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Drew
Funny things happen to all of us psychologically early on in the Fantasy Football season. What I am proposing is that we accept it and try to figure out how to use it to our advantage. After we draft our players we see everything through rose-colored glasses. We feel smart. All our studs will be […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A statistic I like to use when assessing wide receivers is targets. If your players don’t have the opportunity the odds of them succeeding, are, well, not as good or to put it in terms nobody will understand, zeep zop zulu cranium. We are only one week into the season, but these numbers can be […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?