I hope this week’s injury report finds you well and uninjured, unlike these poor saps below. Anquan Boldin: Questionable — I know when I drag my ham around for long periods of time the string gets all funky. Guessing this is Boldin’s problem. He will be a game time decision, which sucks since he plays […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The gang over at Fantasy Phenoms hosts this weeks roundtable. We take a look at some possible sleepers and busts for week one of the NFL season. Check it out, you know you wanna.
Please, blog, may I have some more?There are many, many ways to play fantasy football, and while we’ve been focusing mostly on the traditional H2H/Roto league based fantasy fare, we don’t want to neglect some of the other great fantasy football formats. With that in mind, throughout the season we’ll be offering up our 3 cents(because 3 is more than 2, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tennessee Titans @ Pittsburgh Steelers Opening night. NFL football. Blood, sweat, beers. It is here! We’ve all been waiting for it. We all love it. What else could you ask for? The defending champs vs. the team with the best record last year. Defense, defense and some more defense! Even though I am a Fantasy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Are the playoffs in Fantasy Football a crapshoot? Yes, but we can make them less of one. How do we do that? By planning ahead and giving ourselves the most optimal matchups possible for those two weeks. For this column I am going to assume your playoffs are weeks 15 and 16. There are basically […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The season is nigh and the injury game begins. Our old friend Billy Belichick will be his usual ass face self, but that doesn’t mean other coaches can’t be ass faces as well by not disclosing injuries. And of course sometimes injuries are just hard to call so as fantasy owners we have to pay […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I have a 16 team IDP draft on Wednesday night with the Roto Arcade posse so I’ve been updating the tiers and cajoling Drew to help me shore up some IDP strategy all while preparing to teach three classes and fly to NY for a wedding (one in which I will be sitting in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?So, we are down to the last few days before the season starts and our drafts are piling on top of each other like a bad romance novel. Here at Razzball we are all about laziness. I just spent the last 4 hours watching Zach Galifianakis clips! So we know that you may be busy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Pierre Thomas has a MCL sprain. The PT Cruiser has blown a gasket because PT Cruisers are pieces of crap. Now Pierre Thomas is good, but his knee is not. Pick up Mike Bell now if you have Thomas. If you don’t, still pick him up. He looks like he may start against the Lions […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Fantasy Sports are contests of collective decision making. People love personal stories about “Sleepers” where a player comes out of nowhere and conquers the world. Look, some of that goes on but exponentially more important is talent and opportunity. Those are the two ingredients. I am not trying to turn the world upside down here […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Gary Kubiak has bestowed the goalline carries to Chris Brown (and after what he did to Rihanna!). This is very bad news. I mean bad bad news for Steve Slaton. Bad Bad Chris Brown, baddest RB in the whole damn town, badder than old Howie Long, meaner than a pound of dogs. And when I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You might remember the following intro from this post on Passing Defenses. Lay off! I’m not an intro machine! But I wouldn’t mind one of those. Maybe an app? One with arms and hands and fingers so it can type for me. Well, really I wouldn’t be needed at all. Anyway, here, as I promised, […]
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