Rest Of Season Top 25 Tight End Rankings: Week 12

Alright everyone, it’s a hectic week with the holidays, so I could only find time to get you the rankings with no write ups this week. Apologies, and the write ups will be back next week. In lieu of write ups, here’s another big stat sheet including upcoming schedules and the points allowed vs TE.

Stuffing

Stuffing is awesome. It’s elite and you only get it once or twice a year. 

Mac and Cheese

By itself, mac and cheese deserves the #1 spot, but it’s available all year, which lessens the Thanksgiving ranking.

Mashed Potatoes

Similar to mac and cheese, who doesn’t love mashed potatoes, but they’re just mashed potatoes. Cover ’em with gravy for Thanksgiving plus the little mashup (pun intended) where they get next to everything. A little mashed potatoes with corn, with turkey, with stuffing, it’s all good. 

Pie (Apple With Ice Cream For Me)

I’m not sure these players are really worth of a dessert ranking, but I don’t look forward to dessert on Thanksgiving like some people do. I’m already too full by that point to consider eating any more. Talk to me after the late game wraps up, or maybe next week. 

Turkey

Just like tight ends, yes, you HAVE to make a turkey. I like turkey, but there are so many bad ones put on tables this time of year. I admit, as somebody who cooks, turkeys are a bit hit and miss (just like this group of TEs). It’s not like we carry a backup (turkey or TE) and by the time it’s ruined, it’s too late. Worst case, cover it in gravy and eat a slice because you don’t want the significant other’s mom mad at you while you’re trapped in her house.

Green Bean Casserole

I like green bean casserole personally, but it’s a side that gets mixed reviews. A trained monkey could make it and you always end up waiting on it because the turkey is taking all the space in the oven. 

Cranberry Sauce

When the product is best out of a can, in a jello mold with the visible can rings around it, it’s not my thing. Where’s that dessert at?