Through the entirety of my career leisurely watching football, there are certain truths, elements that remain steadfast if you will, that I’ve noticed over time. Sure, most of them involve Dan Synder being a douche, Ray Lewis getting stabby with it, and Phil Sims causing aneurysms, but, minus those wonderful highlights, hating on the New England Patriots seems to be numero uno on that list, not just in this country, but at a universal level. Like, I’m talking Pluto, man. And for all those haters (this galaxy specifically), I give to you, the New York Giants. True, they come from the derpiest division, and provide such levels of derp that Tom Coughlin’s face is permanently shaded red. But that seems to never get in the way when the Giants are playing against the Patriots. While there are other marquee match-ups, like Arizona at Seattle, and, uh, Jaguars against the Ravens? Holy sh*t these games suck. Regardless, can the Giants stop yet another Patriots unbeaten season? It’s not a Super Bowl, so probably not, but I guarantee this is the game to watch…
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- Emmanuel Sanders‘ ankle is “very sore” and could affect his mobility. Personally, with the short-ranged ducks Peyton Manning has been throwing, this may actually be a positive.
- Michael Vick has confirmed that Landry Jones will be the starter today against the Browns. I wasn’t aware that he switched careers to sideline reporter.
- Raiders’ center Rodney Hudson is looking doubtful, and could affect their running game. Another thing that might affect it is Oakland is expected to experience 25 MPH wind gusts at game time.