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In what was an embarrassing display of defense, especially for the Bears, or even the Buccaneers, the Patriots took advantage of the brand new and radical “Cover No one” formation, laying down a 51-spot on the scoreboard. Gronk smash is correct. Much had been publicized on Brandon Marshall’s “motivational speaking” tour after a Miami loss last week, “motivating” everyone from Jay Cutler to Robbie Gould.

‘We’ve got Alshon Jeffery, Martellus Bennett, Matt Forte. We’ve got a stud offensive line. We’ve got a great, great group of guys. And this is unacceptable. What did we put up, 14 points? Was it 14 points? That’s unacceptable.”

You see something missing there? People, who, perhaps are in charge of preventing another team from outscoring yours? Pray tell… So, we’ll probably get another week of Marc Trestman blaming (somewhat warranted), Brandon Marshall yelling (probably shouldn’t call it motivating anymore) and Jay Cutler outrage (because he gave up 51 points all by his lonesome). Unless, of course, the media will focus more on fact that the Patriots are now 6-2, in first place, and look every bit as dangerous as they used to. Sigh, that’s exactly what’s going to happen, isn’t it? Oh God damn it Bears, did you really have to let that happen?

 

Lions – 22, Falcons – 21

Matthew Stafford – 24/47, 325 YDS, 2 TD, 1 INT and 3 CAR, 9 YDS. We’ve replaced Matthew Stafford with Donovan McNabb. Let’s see if anyone notices…

Joique Bell – 14 CAR, 39 YDS and 2 REC, 22 YDS. This Detroit running game is one big Joique. (Just a reminder, this is free content.)

Theo Riddick – 3 CAR, 5 YDS and 8 REC, 74 YDS, 1 TD. RIP Reggie Bush. We hardly knew ye…

Golden Tate – 7 REC, 151 YDS, 1 TD. If you would have told me in the preseason that in just a few months, Golden Tate would have been a better choice than Calvin Johnson, I would have punched you in the mouth.

Matt Ryan – 20/27, 228 YDS, 2 TD, 1 INT and 1 CAR, 6 YDS. Perhaps Ryan will make a complaint over the tally wacker. I believe that’s what they call the scoreboard operator over in England. I should note that his interception was probably the worst I’ve seen in a long time. Unless he thought that Julio Jones could teleport. That could explain it.

Steven Jackson – 18 CAR, 60 YDS, 1 TD. Jet lag wasn’t an issue for Jackson, seeing as how he’s looked jet-lagged for three years now.

Julio Jones – 4 REC, 58 YDS. That’ll generate international interest. Also, can confirm, he can’t teleport.

 

Rams – 7, Chiefs – 34

Alex Smith – 24/28, 226 YDS and 4 CAR, 24 YDS. That’s the best empty Alex Smith line I’ve ever seen. So basically the best line I’ve ever seen from him.

Jamaal Charles – 13 CAR, 73 YDS, 2 TD and 4 REC, 44 YDS. Jamaal Charles doing very Jamaal Charles things. WEIRD, I know.

Tre Mason – 7 CAR, 32 YDS and 1 REC, 1 YDS. You win some, you lose some. We’ll call this one a Tresome. Makes total sense.

 

Texans – 30, Titans – 16

Ryan Fitzpatrick – 19/35, 227 YDS, 1 TD and 4 CAR, 12 YDS. Simply Fitzmagical.

Arian Foster – 20 CAR, 151 YARDS, 2 TD and 4 REC, 22 YDS, 1 TD. So, I’m beginning to think that Arian Foster is pretty good at football. I don’t know, what do you guys think?

Zach Mettenberger – 27/41, 299 YDS, 2 TD, 1 INT and 1 CAR, -1 YDS. Can’t quite figure out if that mustache is an exercise in meh or meth.

Bishop Sankey – 9 CAR, 35 YDS and 4 REC, 25 YDS. More like Bishop Sucky, amiright?

 

Vikings – 19, Buccaneers – 13

Jerick McKinnon – 16 CAR, 83 YDS and 1 REC, -1 YDS. He has roughly 5.5 YPC, so naturally you want Teddy Bridgewater throwing 42 times. NATURALLY.

Cordarrelle Patterson – 6 REC, 86 YDS – To be fair, Patterson did this four weeks after being fantasy relevant, so no one really missed out here.

Greg Jennings – 3 REC, 38 YDS, 1 TD – Did anyone else forget Greg Jennings was still playing? I had to Google him to see if he had just come out of retirement to play this game.

Doug Martin – 10 CAR, 27 YDS and 2 REC, -1 YDS. News has surfaced that the Buccanneers are looking to trade Muscle Hamster, and that there are multiple teams drawing interest. Someone should probably tell them that Richard Gere doesn’t count as multiple teams.

 

Seattle – 13, Panthers – 9

Russell Wilson – 20/32, 199 YDS, 1 TD, 1 INT and 6 CAR, 35 YDS. Put on his best Geno Smith impersonation. Probably to try and be more black for his teammates.

Marshawn Lynch – 14 CAR, 62 YDS and 1 REC, 2 YDS. Reports surfaced before the game that Lynch is not wanted back next season, and would have been traded if not for depth issues. Seems as though the Seahawks learned a lot from Shaun Alexander.

Greg Olsen – 1 REC, 16 YDS. I don’t understand it, and I won’t respond to it.

 

Ravens – 24, Bengals – 27

Giovani Bernard – 16 CAR, 45 YDS, 1 TD and 2 REC, 2 YDS. Left in the fourth quarter with a hip injury and did not return. With a name like that, I just figured he went to go cook some pizza. While, as of this posting, the injury is not being reported as serious, he’s been going through some aches and pains the last three games. It’ll be something to keep an eye on as the week progresses.

Mohamed Sanu – 5 REC, 125 YDS and 2 CAR, 27 YDS. Death by Sanu Sanu!

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Joe Flacco – 17/34, 195 YDS, 2 INT and 2 CAR, 12 YDS. We’ve secretly replaced 2014 Joe Flacco with 2013 Joe Flacco. Let’s see if anyone notices…

 

Dolphins – 27, Jaguars – 13

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Bills – 43, Jets – 23

Kyle Orton – 10/17, 238 YDS, 4 TD. See? Alcohol does do a body good. Certianly my life story. I mean, without a 4 touchdown game. But, I too, have done great things. GREAT THINGS!

Anthony Dixon – 22 CAR, 44 YDS. So I figured the pick up was going to be Dixon over Bryce Brown (7 CAR, 15 YDS), but wasn’t Dixon supposed to get more than 50 yards? Don’t worry, I’ll wait. Just let me know when you can.

Sammy Watkins – 3 REC, 157 YDS, 1 TD. Yeah, this Sammy Watkins kid, there’s some potential there. Just a smidgen.

Geno Smith – 2/8, 5 YDS, 3 INT. I still don’t understand why Rex Ryan pulled Smith here. He was building a great chemistry with the Bills defense, and his confidence was rising with the more reps he got with that group.

Michael Vick – 18/36, 153 YDS, 1 INT and 8 CAR, 69 YDS. Vick and Smith are basically playing hot potato with this job apparently. “You take it!” “No, YOU take it!”

Chris Ivory – 13 CAR, 43 YDS, 2 TD. Shoot, what am I going to with all of these Geno Smith “Ebony and Ivory” posters?

 

Bears – 23, Patriots – 51

Tom Brady – 30/35, 354 YDS, 5 TD. So, is Tom Brady really back, or was this just the Bears being the Bears? My conclusion? Why not both?

Jonas Gray – 17 CAR, 86 YDS. Gray was on my roster briefly. He had something like two or three carries against the Jets, and so I cut him and told everyone to not bother. I apologize for his certain fantasy breakout.

Shane Vereen – 5 CAR, 22 YDS and 3 REC, 23 YDS. “Seriously though. What the f*ck is this Jonas Gray sh*t?” – Every Shane Vereen owner. And me. Very much me.

Rob Gronkowski – 9 REC, 149 YDS, 3 TD. Even in nature, Gronkowski’s make Bears sad.

Jay Cutler – 20/30, 227 YDS, 3 TD, 1 INT.

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Matt Forte – 19 CAR, 114 YDS and 6 REC, 54 YDS, 1 TD.

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Martellus Bennett – 6 REC, 95 YDS, 1 TD.

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Chicago DST – 487 YDS and 51 Points Allowed.

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Raiders – 12, Browns – 23

Ben Tate – 16 CAR, 25 YDS, 1 TD and 1 REC, 8 YDS. That’s what I get for touching myself last night.

Andrew Hawkins – 7 REC, 88 YDS, 1 TD. This performance was crucial for my bench scoring more points than my starters. Well done good sir. Well. Done.

Darren McFadden – 12 CAR, 59 YDS and 4 REC, 26 YDS. Rule #1, Fantasy Football: Never, ever, NEVER, EVER trust Darren McFadden.

 

Eagles – 20, Cardinals – 24

Carson Palmer – 20/42, 329 YDS, 2 TD. Palmer has been around the 15th best quarterback in the league for a solid decade, if not more. I’d say that’s an accomplishment… of something.

Andre Ellington – 23 CAR, 71 YDS, 1 TD. With Ellington, I feel like I should be listening to jazz rather than watching the Cardinals.

Larry Fitzgerald – 7 REC, 160 YDS, 1 TD. With Fitzgerald, I feel like I should be listing to jazz rather than watching the Cardinals. So what I’m saying is, jazz is fun. The Cardinals? Well… it’s certainly not jazz.

Michael Floyd – If anyone knows Michael Floyd’s whereabouts, please alert Carson Palmer.

Nick Foles – 36/62, 411 YDS, 2 TD, 2 INT and 2 CAR, 14 YDS. If the football was a baby, that would make Nick Foles a deadbeat dad.

LeSean McCoy – 21 CAR, 83 YDS and 3 REC, 14 YDS. He’s certainly been mediocre of late, but I have to think things will get better once the practice squad isn’t blocking for him.

Jeremy Maclin – 12 REC, 187 YDS, 2 TD. If you didn’t watch the game, you would conclude that no one was covering Maclin. I watched the game, and I can confirm, no one was covering him. Though, the folding table gave it it’s best shot…

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Riley Cooper – 5 REC, 88 YDS. Question: What’s British for ‘angry car’? Answer: Riley Cooper.

 

Colts – 34, Steelers – 51

Ben Roethlisberger – 40/49, 522 YDS, 6 TD. It’s like he took the Colts defense to the bar bathroom…

Le’Veon Bell – 24 CAR, 92 YDS and 6 REC, 56 YDS. Bell up the gut and LeGarrette Blount (6 CAR, 21 YDS and 2 REC, 11 YDS) screens… ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: Todd Haley.

Antonio Brown – 10 REC, 133 YDS, 2 TD. If Brown ever needs someone to bear his children, I’m just one phone call away.

Andrew Luck – 26/45, 400 YDS, 3 TD, 2 INT and 3 CAR, 26 YDS. Serious question… Is Andrew Luck like a quarterback Brett Keisel? Or is Brett Keisel like a lineman Andrew Luck? OH, I got it! Ryan Fitzpatrick is Harvard Brett Keisel, who is architect Andrew Luck. It all makes sense now…

T.Y. Hilton – 6 REC, 155 YDS, 1 TD. Whenever I’m on the road, I always stay at a Hilton. It’s such a glorious experience.

 

Packers – 23, Saints – 44

Mark Ingram – 24 CAR, 172 YDS, 1 TD and 1 REC, 3 YDS. So… that part there about Mark Ingram being productive was really funny. Great joke, right?

Brandin Cooks – 6 REC, 94 YDS, 1 TD. Cooks is the Offensive Rookie of the Year at this point, right?

Kenny Stills – 4 REC, 57 YDS. If Stills rocks that haircut from this point forward, and doesn’t do this touchdown dance, he’s letting a big opportunity go to waste…

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Aaron Rodgers – 28/39, 418 YDS, 1 TD, 2 INT and 2 CAR, 21 YDS, 1 TD. Can someone make a Twitter account called GAYAARONRODGERS? Oh, never mind, I just checked… there are like three already… why is that?

Eddie Lacy – 13 CAR, 59 YDS and 8 REC, 123 YDS. LACY HAS THE TASTE OF BLOOD AGAIN. Listen, is it just me, or is he back to being fat Lacy again? God, please let it be fat Lacy again.

Randall Cobb – 5 REC, 126 YDS, 1 TD. Cobb, Cobb, CORN ON THE COBB.

Jordy Nelson – 3 REC, 25 YDS. Does Jordy have ebola or something?

  1. SethDaSportsMan

    SethDaSportsMan says:
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    The entire gerbil community just let out a collective exhale knowing that former tormenter Richard Gere has averted his attention from them, and now set his sights on hamsters

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @SethDaSportsMan: Muscle Hamsters no less! All is well for them.

  2. Zandy says:
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    repost from last night:
    Is Ingram an rb2 ros in standard league?
    Can I lock him and McKinnon in as my starting rbs and not stress about waiting for my masons, sims, grays and other lotto tix?
    Or do I sell high?

    also: outlook on Gray and Mason going forward?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: Oh yeah, think I just got to it. I think Ingram is a fine RB2 at this point. He looked good before the injury too. (But I’d always try and sell high, at least see what’s out there.) I have no idea what to think about with Gray. I’d like to see a non-Chicago Defense game for him first. I still like Mason.

  3. Nick says:
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    Geez Jay, Mark Ingram may have cost me a lose to the league worst team, meaning Ill be tied for 2nd amongst a bunch in only a 10team! I should have known Ingram over some rook in Mason (& McKinnon!) … anyways I’m down 33 points & I have Murray/Witten & he has nobody left…so there is SLIGHT chance…just maybe…but probably not :(

    So is Mark Ingram a must start from here on out in a 10team non-ppr where i have Murray/R Jennings/Matthews/McKinnon/T Mason ?? starting 2RBs/3WR/1flex…

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nick: Against Washington? To be honest, 33 points is pretty achievable there. Murray could probably do that on his own.

      And yeah, I think he is a must start right now. With Mathews coming back soon, you might be able to get something nice for Mck.

      • Nick says:
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        @Jay: Really?! I Think 33 points for Murray alone is asking ALOT considering this year he has a high of 27pts against NO in week 4…

        & Witten is noting to rely upon, but if he can get a TD & Murray gets me near 25, I have a chance for sure!

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Nick: I think anything is possible vs. Washington. They are not good.

    • Jeff P says:
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      @Nick: Heh, I am in the same (or nearby) boat, only I am down 50 points and have Romo instead of Witten. Yahoo actually gives me 22% chance.

  4. Blake says:
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    I have the following lineup in my 14 team PPR league (I drafted Adrian Peterson), and was wondering if I should pick up sims as he is availale:

    QB: Cutler
    WR: A Jeffery
    WR:M Wallace
    RB: D Robinson
    RB: D Martin
    TE: T Kelce
    Flex: TY Hilton

    B: Andre Williams
    B: B Brown
    B: RG3

    With a Bye coming up for Culter I thought RG3 would come back this week but probably not so I need another QB, and I have bye’s coming up for B Brown, TY Hilton, and D robinson. So not sure what to drop. Sims will probably be picked up this week so just wanted suggestions.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Blake: I think you can drop Martin for him, but I’d have a tough time doing that myself. I’d rather drop Brown for Sims at this point.

      • Blake says:
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        thx – Riddick was out there so I added hime instead of sims
        will bush be back this week?

        I also added roethelesberger and dumped RG3 – should I have targeted another QB?
        only the usual suspects are available:

        Orton
        Mettenberger
        A Davis
        Carr
        Bridgewater
        E Manning
        Vick
        Bortles

        @Jay:

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Blake: yeah, that’s all fine. Bush shoukd be back, yes.

        • Chris r says:
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          @Blake: lions are on a bye this week, which means bush will probably be back.

          Wish they weren’t and he wasn’t cause I could use Riddick this week dammit!

  5. Wilsonian says:
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    What to do with the following guys:

    Smith, Sr.
    Edelman
    Wallace
    B.Tate
    J.Bell
    Oliver

    I’m in a shallow 8 team league, and I don’t know what to do with these jokers. I’ll need a kicker and a defense for this week at some point in the near future, plus people like M.Bryant, Boobie, Cordarelle, Allen Robinson, John Brown are available. I think I’ll cut Bell later on in the week for a defense or a kicker, but what do I do with the rest?

    0.5 PPR – 3 point bonus at 85 yards rec/100 yards rush – 6 point bonus at 135 yards rec/150 yards rush

    *really pissed that Ingram was available until Friday and I didn’t snag him

    **I’m up 70 points and facing Dez and DJax – for some reason, I don’t feel secure in my lead

    ***I also picked up LaFell and think he’s going to be the #2 after Gronk, making Edelman slightly less valuable

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Wilsonian: I think Wallace can be dropped in this format. And yeah, Dallas could score 80 points today.

      • Wilsonian says:
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        @Jay: dropping him for a team defense or kicker? I think Bell has to go, too. He won’t get picked up and is on BYE anyway.

  6. Dom B says:
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    My roster I am picking up Big Ben for backup to Rodgers and dropping Malcolm Floyd. Who do I drop to pickup either Charles Simms or Jonas Gray

    QB – Aaron Rodgers – Packers
    RB – Eddie Lacy – Packers
    RB – Andre Ellington – Cardinals
    WR – A.J. Green – Bengals
    WR – Kelvin Benjamin – Panthers
    WR – T.Y. Hilton – Colts
    TE – Larry Donnell – Giants
    PK – Steven Hauschka – Seahawks
    DEF – Baltimore Ravens – Ravens

    Bench:
    RB – Fred Jackson – Bills
    WR – Michael Crabtree – 49ers
    WR – Mike Evans – Buccaneers
    WR – Malcom Floyd – Chargers
    WR – Percy Harvin – Jets
    TE – Delanie Walker – Titans

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: sims.

  7. Chuckles Tiddlesworth says:
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    Jay! I roster Brees and Newton. Played Brees every week except for his bye. They’re facing off Thursday in Carolina. NO stinks on the road. It’s Thursday Night Football. Stick with Brees or go with Cam?

  8. Boston Mike says:
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    .5 PPR Would you prefer Decker or Ivory ROS?

  9. Scott says:
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    How much dust did you have to blow off the Richard Gere reference? Whew!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Scott: decades worth my friend.

    • And Now The Jon Lovitz Dancers! says:
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      @Scott: there was another within a few days ago…

  10. Charles says:
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    Jay I’m in a 14 team non-PPR all TDs are 6 points with 1 point per 50 yards passing, 1 point per 20 yards rush/rec. -2 for int/fumble. Fractional points count.

    I’m up 22 points. My opponent has Romo and Jordan Reed. I have Gavin Escobar to hedge. What are my chances?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Charles: okayish. I’d be nervous though.

  11. mcBlunty says:
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    long term keeper league, full ppr, staring 2-6 in the face so last week started selling pieces for draft picks, etc., in this league we have to keep 4 players , right now I have 3 locked in, being Cam Newton, Calvin J, and Josh Gordon, I also grabbed V Cruz off the waiver wire as a stash and see, I know his injury is pretty bad but they are saying he should be ready for camp, my question though revolves around the Seattle RB job for next year, with the reports that Lynch is as good as gone in Seattle who do you see being the top back next year Christine Michael or Robert Turbin, thinking of stashing one away as potential keeper but who do you think is the better of the 2 to stash as a keeper sleeper

    thanks

  12. Brian says:
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    What is your thoughts on Taleferro ROS will he make for a solid flex. I know Baltimore is leaning a lot on Forseet at the moment but not sure if he is bulit to be an every down back. I would also like to know if I should sell high on Branden Cooks what is your outlook on him ROS ?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Brian: i don’t think he’ll get enough volume to help at flex. And I like Cooks, but never hurts to see what’s out there.

  13. Clint says:
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    I’ve got Hilton, Megatron, and Cobb. Which 3 would you go for ROS in a ppr of:

    A. Robinson, Garcon, R. Randle, Tate

    I’ve been shopping Tate since his value’s likely to drop once Megatron returns (right?) but haven’t had any takers as of yet.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Clint: agreed on that, but he’s still a nice wr2 option. I still like Garcon.

  14. Squid says:
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    Would you trade witten for Andrew Hawkins. 12 team ppr league and I have Dwayne Allen as my other TE

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Squid: I’m fine with that.

  15. Brian says:
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    Trade offer what side do you like.

    Bronk, Ellington and Ruben Randle FOR Bernard, Benjamin and Jordan Reed ?

    Thanks

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Brian: Ellington side.

  16. Nimrod says:
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    I’m in a 12 team PPR super flex league, doing well at 7-1. My issue is that Stafford and Luck have byes in week 9 and 10. I drafted Manziel late thinking Hoyer would blow it or get hurt. Do you think I should waive Johnny for either Mettenberge, R. Cooper, J. Landry, K. Robinson, B. Sankey or Zac Stacy? All I would be doing is adding depth to my roster for a playoff push. I would be the 12th waiver option and we only get one FA move a week. I have L.Bell and A. Morris with Matthews coming back and G. Tate, K.Wright, Gargon, M. Evans have been holding my WR position down. So basically I’m asking if Jonny should be taking up a roster spot and who out of the FA, ros might be the best pick-up going forward? Whew and thanks.

    • Nimrod says:
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      @Nimrod: throw Robinson from Jville in there as well

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nimrod: Yeah, waive him for the QB bye week. With your injuries clearing up, you should be okay.

  17. TJ says:
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    PPR league- need to drop someone to pick up some bye week fill-ins.
    Who gets the ax- Reggie Bush, Tre Mason or Doug Martin? They are all riding the bench in my league anyhow.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @TJ: Mason… if Martin gets traded, might be a good thing for him.

  18. Lights Cam Action! says:
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    I forgot to ask your opinion but now in hind sight I can just brag but I trade fred jackson and emmanuel sanders for Bennett and Lacy. I had graham hurt. I think I made out good.

    I’m in a 2 Qb league and my qbs have been horrible but i’m 4-4 with a shot still this is my team

    QBS- Cam, Glennon, and now a most likely not so good RG3
    RBS- Lacey, Charles, Miller
    WR- T.Y, Watkins, MIchael Floyd, Josh Gordon, Mike Evans
    TE- Graham and Bennett

    I am dropping Quick and Brice Brown not sure for who.

    But what QBS rest of the way should I target or is my team so good that I could stand with Cam playing bad and Glennon has a favorable schedule down the stretch

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Lights Cam Action!: Yeah, that was a good trade for you. Depends what is out there. I think you could upgrade Glennon to Tannehill.

  19. Exactly says:
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    I needed way more out of ben tate and jordy/vjax took a dump on my chest. Would you move tate/oliver for forsett/cooks?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Exactly: I think that’s a good trade for you, yes.

  20. Joe smoe says:
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    Hey jay how’s it going?

    Not sure if I need to make a wire move, I’ll see what you think though.
    I added donte moncrief yesterday as a “sneaky pickup” & did a risky move by starting – it worked, but I was only really adding moncrief because Crabtree & beckham jr had byes.
    Not sure if you’d recomend keeping or dropping moncrief? Same w/ Jonas gray , I added him before the 1pm pats game – he looked good in that game. Hang onto jonas gray?

    Since I have both jordan Reed & ertz, keep Reed & drop Ertz or see what Reed does tonight?
    Or send one to the jordan cameron owner for Steven jackson? He doesn’t have a backup TE.
    His other RBs are mckinon, sankey, Asiata, fred Jackson, bryce brown & shady McCoy & Charles sims too. I do like the upside of sims .
    His wr’s are golden tate, AJ green, larry Fitzgerald , Kendal wright, jordy Nelson, eddie royal, – or would you target larry Fitzgerald or another one of his wrs ?

    Here’s my team:

    QB- brady (& I have romo on the bench)

    RB’s – Gio bernard , ben Tate, ahmad Bradshaw, jeremy hill, tre Mason , jonas hill & Braden Oliver.

    WR’s – demaryius thomas, Crabtree, Kelvin benjamin, cordarrelle patterson, moncrief , beckham jr.

    TE’s – I have jordan Reed & ertz

    D/st- Cowboys D

    Kicker – crosby (who will have a bye)

    — available RBs; denard robinson, theo riddick, taliaferro , & Juwan thompson.

    — available wrs; Martavis bryant, Andrew hawkins, john brown, Markus wheaton jordan matthews & riley Cooper.

    – TE I have enough.

    D/st keep Cowboys D who next week host cardinals or drop for any of these:

    – bengals D who will face Jaguars

    – Texans D who will face Eagles

    – Ravens D @ pittsburgh

    – colts D @ NY Giants

    – bucs D @ Cleveland

    — kicker I added crosby last week as a streamer , he has a bye which one to target:

    – janikowski @ seattle

    – Nick folk @ KC

    – Josh brown vs colts

    – caleb Sturgis vs chargers

    – Shaun suisham vs Ravens

    – cody parky @ Houston

    – Randy bullock vs Eagles

    Thanks man!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Joe smoe: I don’t think Moncrief will see much when Wayne comes back. Gray is worth a hold just to see what happens. Yeah, see what Reed can do. Go for Sims there. Hold on Cards and I’m leaning Parky,

      • Joe smoe says:
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        @Jay:

        Thanks for the response man, when you said hold w/ cards did you mean Cowboys ? Cowboys D are the ones I currently have.
        To try to get sims from that owner who would you propose to that owner?

        If That owner wouldnt do a deal for sims would you try for his Steven Jackson for my ertz or Reed? If wouldnt desl s jax or sims then I don’t see him trading at all lol,

        If no trade then I’ll be looking to the wire , prob thinking of dropping moncrief which would you target; Martavis bryant, john brown, hawkins, or try for one of the rbs, juwwan thompson, riddick, telliferro, or denard robinson- but where I’ll be at for the waiver order I doubt I’ll get some of the top adds hey worth a shot

  21. Dan L. says:
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    Loads of laughs out of this write-up! Excellent work Jay.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dan L.: Glad to hear, thanks Dan!

  22. Jake says:
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    Got this trade offer would you take it ? Olson .calvin Johnson and Forsett for gronk, Ellington and Ruben randle ? Seems like a good deal but uncertain on Calvin’s ankle as high ankle sprains can remain an issue ?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Jake: I still like it for you.

  23. Nick says:
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    Cooks was dropped to waivers in my 10team non-ppr…here is my roster, let me know who to drop, if any?

    QB-Rodgers (dalton backup for this week fill-in)
    RB- Murray, Matthews, Jennings, McKinnon, Ingram, T Mason,
    WR- Cobb, Edelman, A Johnson, Beckham, Sanu,
    TE-Witten
    D-Cincy
    K-Parker

    THANKS!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nick: Drop Mason for him.

  24. Michael says:
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    Hey Jay, 12 team standard. ..have mccoy, and someone proposed lynch for Mccoy, would u do that? Or given issues in Seattle pass? I have cutler, palmer, tre, mccoy, r bush, Charles sims, boobie dixon, khiry, tate, antonio brown, cobb, Michael floyd, baldwin, donnel, kelce and d allen. I’m thinking pass but try to trade a wr or tight end for a better rb. Thoughts? Thank you.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Michael: I would hold on McCoy.

  25. Dom B says:
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    Who do I drop for Charles Sims

    QB – Aaron Rodgers – Packers
    RB – Eddie Lacy – Packers
    RB – Andre Ellington – Cardinals
    WR – A.J. Green – Bengals
    WR – Kelvin Benjamin – Panthers
    WR – T.Y. Hilton – Colts
    TE – Larry Donnell – Giants
    PK – Steven Hauschka – Seahawks
    DEF – Baltimore Ravens – Ravens

    Bench:
    RB – Fred Jackson – Bills
    WR – Michael Crabtree – 49ers
    WR – Mike Evans – Buccaneers
    WR – Percy Harvin – Jets
    TE – Delanie Walker – Titans

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: Crabtree.

  26. Justin says:
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    10 team PPR league, who wins this trade?

    Bradshaw, Sanders, Graham
    for
    Shady, Megatron, Martellus

    Thanks …

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Justin: Shady side.

  27. Frank n bean says:
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    Ahoy Jay!

    In my lg its 10 teamer/ .20 ppr.
    We only start 2 rb’s, flex is wr/TE spot & there’s three wrs.

    My rbs; lesean mccoy, Ellington, ahmad Bradshaw, Ivory, Montee ball , tre mason.

    My wrs are (we start 3, or can put one at wr/ TE spot) Marshall (bye), crabtree, doug baldwin, Davonte adams(bye), colston.

    TE, have j Reed & ertz.

    D & kicker I stream so need to mention.

    Would you add any of these at rbs or we?
    Rbs : tallifero, Charles sims , knile davis, juwan thompson, Jonas gray, or bobby Rainey.

    Wrs; marshal is tickin me off! Thankfully he has a bye. Here’s avaiksble ones- brandin cooks, john brown, Martavis bryant, moncrief, Allen Robinson & andre holmes.

    Who would you drop to add any of these? I was thinking of dropping one of my TEs & maybe either Montee ball or anyone else considered dead weight. Thanks & for your drinking game on Thursday night football , take a shot / drink everytime halloween is mentioned

    • Frank n bean says:
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      @Frank n bean: & is Stedman bailey/Britt/tavon worth an add with quick done?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Frank n bean: I’d probably drop Ertz for Cooks.

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