Stat-o-Matic: 2020 Look Ahead RBs

November 22, 2019 | Fantasy Football Analysis |

Welcome to Stat-o-Matic where we will look at some advanced stats around the NFL. As a disclaimer, I am using this space to play around with some numbers and present some interesting findings. But, by no means is this validated or predictive data. I hope that it will lead to meaningful discoveries or it could inspire you to go down your own rabbit hole. We’re going to explore together, crunch some numbers and see what pops out. Stats courtesy of PlayerProfiler.com.

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Bush League Knee

by: Doc

Reggie Bush is hurt? This can’t be! The dude is worthless. There is absolutely no reason to ever draft, trade for, or otherwise rely on this guy for anything. He hasn’t practiced this week and his knee is swollen. He hasn’t been ruled out, but I wouldn’t start him or say nice things about him. […]

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Lance Long Lived Off Long Street And Had A Pet Named Lance

November 13, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 13 Comments

by: Doc

Lance Long: Matt Cassel likes Lance Long a lot. When the words Wes and Welker are whispered while weighing in on Lance Long’s longevity in this league it’s worth looking up from your lineup and placing him in your ppr league, and in your all porn name league. Brian Westbrook: Andy Reid is positive that […]

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Rice Rice Baby

October 11, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 20 Comments

by: Doc

Ray Rice got 143 total yards and 1 touchdown on 21 touches to Willis McGahee’s 2 touches and 2 total yards. I’ve been shouting his praises from my porch for a while now and my neighbors have left all kinds of notes on my car about McGahee and how many touchdowns he has, and unveiled […]

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Fried Freddy Friday

October 8, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 29 Comments

by: Doc

Fred Taylor’s ankle took a time machine back to when it was younger and attached to the aptly nicknamed Fragile Fred. He was looking ok for the Patriots, but he could be out for the rest of the season and even if he isn’t he is still extremely droppable. Ronnie Brown: My masculine infatuation with […]

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Somebody’s Going to Emergency

October 2, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 37 Comments

by: Doc

Injuries and byes are hurting some of us in week 4. But we can at least be thankful that we are only metaphorically hurting (depending on how much cash you have on your teams) while these guys are really hurting. There are a lot of players already injured this year that a lot of us […]

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Mr. Goodell Tier Down This Wall!

September 6, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Draft | 23 Comments

by: Doc

I have a 16 team IDP draft on Wednesday night with the Roto Arcade posse so I’ve been updating the tiers and cajoling Drew to help me shore up some IDP strategy all while preparing to teach three classes and fly to NY for a wedding (one in which I will be sitting in the […]

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For Whom The Bell Tolls, It Tolls For Thee Pierre Thomas

September 5, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Daily Notes | 7 Comments

by: Doc

Pierre Thomas has a MCL sprain. The PT Cruiser has blown a gasket because PT Cruisers are pieces of crap. Now Pierre Thomas is good, but his knee is not. Pick up Mike Bell now if you have Thomas. If you don’t, still pick him up. He looks like he may start against the Lions […]

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2009 Browns Fantasy Preview

August 19, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football, 2009 Fantasy Football Team Preview | 1 Comment

by: Doc

We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2009 fantasy football questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require […]

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Fantasy Roundtable: Avoid The Noid

August 13, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Football | 5 Comments

by: Doc

First I’d like to thank all the great writers here for their time and expertise they gave to this roundtable. I’d also like to thank Purple Jesus for guiding me toward the perfect fantasy football prognostications. I always think, WWPJD?, and all becomes clear. Our first question of this roundtable is short, but I think […]

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