Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Jets sighting, and goodness gracious, was it something to witness on Sunday. Just like my Packers will do this weekend, with or without A-A-Ron, the Jets beat up the Bears in the rain. Our waiver recommendations for Week 12 will be littered with Jets players, and you can do […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Skeptics of head coach Jeff Saturday certainly have fodder after last night’s performance. The 3-7 Steelers headed to Indianapolis to visit the 4-6-1 Colts for the Week 12 Monday Night Football matchup. Expectations were low, and the Colts certainly delivered on those low expectations. NFL MNF Week 12 NFL MNF Week 12 NFL MNF Week […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
I am not the type to toot my own horn, but beep beep…my Week 11 Waiver Wire Add of the Week, Christian Watson significantly exceeded even this Packers fans’ expectations. The Watson recommendation certainly makes up for the Week 10 recommendation of Mecole Hardman who has not suited up since I lauded his accomplishments. Our […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Normally, I come in hot with a BANG in this column. Some amazing Justin Jefferson catch or an improbable, incredible team comeback to headline the week’s action… but not this time. Week 11 is the time to look at the lowlights and take stock of a very important fantasy development: It’s getting colder, scores are […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Week 9 Fantasy Football Trade Targets. Each week we’ll take a look at the top trade targets for each position. Trade targets can be any player at any time throughout the season. The objective (when possible) is to “buy low” and “sell high,” acquiring and getting rid of players as they […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Earlier in the pre-season, I talked about the importance of staggering your fantasy football beats, much like J Dilla took his programmed hip-hop beats and swung them into a new genre. Sure, it’s easy enough to say, “Draft good guys,” but it’s also important to have players who fill roles when the veterans disappear or the good guys go bad. It’s like The Avengers series — you need enough characters to carry the franchise so that when there’s a snap…you get the idea. For every Black Panther, we need an Ant Man to move the series forward. You just keep rolling with the B-squad until the third act, and then fantasy glory is at hand!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Each week we’ll look at the top trade targets for each position. Trade targets can be any player at any time throughout the season. The aim (when possible) is to “buy low” and “sell high,” acquiring and getting rid of players as they are hitting their peak or before they lose their value. This article […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
It is that time already. Time for the first round of bye weeks. We will only see 14 games this week with Tennessee, Houston, Detroit and Las Vegas all sitting this one out. So, how do those four teams resting affect your roster? Imagine having lost Eli Mitchell or Javonte Williams only to have Derrick […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
You know it’s a bizarre week in the NFL when you look for double-digit targets and find Randall Cobb, Marvin Jones Jr. and Evan Engram. Let’s jump right into this head-scratcher of a week… This Cobb salad tastes like a loss. Randall Cobb – now 32 years old, in his 12th season in the NFL […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
There was some stat floating around the internet that caught my eye, much like that YouTube video that explains in excruciating detail the sharpest tuna-cutting knife on David Attenborough’s Planet Earth. Now that I’ve lost you in 8 sub-clauses and some exciting tuna talk, I’ll reveal the stat: The Detroit Lions — yes, the Motor City Kitties — were the top-scoring team in the league and had only one win to show for it. Your fantasy teams squealed in delight as Jared Goff and Jamaal Williams — your pre-season all-stars, right? — racked up points and millions of bucks for DFS teams. This week, the Lions faced the Patriots, helmed by the esteemed backup to the backup Bailey Zappe. Shoulda been a slam dunk, right? Well, 161 ground yards by Rhamondre Stevenson later, the Lions got shut out, and Zappe got his first career win, a mere week after nearly felling the great ayahuasca plant that is Aaron Rodgers.Please, blog, may I have some more?
B_Don and Donkey Teeth are back to recap another week of injuries, top performances, and duds. We discuss the injuries of Javonte Williams, Jonathan Taylor, Tua Tagovailoa, Treylon Burks, and Cordarrelle Patterson, and what it means for each player, their backup, and the players around them on the field. We also talk about some […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Actual transcript from Razzball Twitter Chat:
CoolwhipRB: “Dameon Pierce! [eyes emoji] Free title: Pierce the Veil!”
EverywhereBlair: “But I don’t listen to metalcore, I’m more a progressive djent guy. Can I name it Pier-riphery? Also, now I have to write about Dameon Pierce.”
If you’ve been around fantasy football a while, you know there are weeks like these where all the projections fail and the contrarians run amok. Did you have Geno Smith vs the Lions backups going for nearly 100 overall points? Leading rusher Rashaad Penny — who out-rushed Derrick Henry and Jonathan Taylor combined? 60-yard field goals (and nearly 2 of them in the same game!)? Something called Bailey Zappe helming the esteemed New England Patriots? It’s OK, these weeks happen. Sometimes there’s a crack in the world that you can peer through to see what it really is — backups all the way down.Please, blog, may I have some more?