Last week I tried something new by analyzing another expert’s weekly picks. Some of you did not take very kindly to my approach. If I’m being honest, while you are entitled to your opinion, your comments did not phase me as I’m right back at it again. If you’ve read my posts, both here and on the baseball side of business, you will know that I like to mix it up with respect to post topics. Some weeks you will get an advice column while others will be more of a recap rant. Sometimes I’ll use my math and computer science background to try and analyze the numbers, and once in a while I like to go off the rails and hit you with a wild card. That is exactly what I did last week. If you didn’t like it, I’m not sorry. If you’d prefer to ignore what I have to say, then I’m pretty sure you know how to to not click the link when you see my name announced as the author. If you don’t, then I suggest you pick up the following book.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hello everyone, and welcome back to another article in our draft strategy series, where we take a look at each position and how to best attack it in drafts. We’ve covered QB’s, backs and receivers up to this point, so now let’s switch our focus to the Tight End position. I’ve been pretty in-depth with our backs and receivers conversations, but it’s going to be a bit straightforward for this article. Not saying I’ll not give quality and dependable analysis (do I ever?), but it won’t be as complex.
So let’s jump straight into it…Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is it, Iâve reached the end of my half of the Razzball Division previewsÂ with the rest coming from Zach.Â Itâs been quite a journey researching the NFC for the upcoming season.Â It was great going through all of the players that have disappointed me in the past and still loving them for this year and vice versa. Now, I feel somewhat ready to start my rankings for 2017.Â Within a week, I will put out my top 200 for the season and I will also put out a top 100 IDP players post as well.Â Weâre reaching the home stretch of the NFL offseason, but we still have a lot to cover over here at Razzball.Â Without further ado, letâs get to the Starks of the NFC North.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Free agency is one of my favorite parts of football.Â This is probably because my favorite team never seems to be in the playoffs so I guess it gives me a false sense of hope going into the next season.Â A couple of needs get fulfilled with players that I havenât seen play in the Buccaneerâs system and all of a sudden I can argue them into the playoffs in my head.Â The Jaguars also always look like theyâve built a dangerous roster in the offseason, and then we remember by week 2 that Blake Bortles is still the quarterback.
Free agency answers a lot of questions for fantasy football as well.Â Every year, the beginning of March changes the destiny of at least a few players that might be question marks in keeper leagues. Just because the player takes the biggest check doesnât mean that they are putting themselves in the best position to put up their best possible individual numbers.Â Iâm going to do my best to decipher the first week of signings and trades right here.Â This was a busier year than last year for the skill positions as far as I remember, so if I forget someone you wanted to read about, forgive me.Â Letâs get started with one of the fastest players in football…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to the very last Beyond the Numbers! of the year and also one of the most important. I, and everyone here at Razzball, have put in our best efforts this week to get you closer towards your goal of making the fantasy Super Bowl. Sorry I had to go with another overused Blount pun as the title, but I spent too much time reviewing games to come up with a more clever one. Hell, Iâve been watching so much game tape my NFL Game Pass Replay asked me if I was a robot. To that, I of course sarcastically answered yes and it somehow let me continue watching. I guess my TV is also a robot and vouched for me or something. Letâs just say I definitely did my homework this week. There are way too many scary matchups to not be prepared. That and figuring out the value of injured playersâ backups are the most crucial items on the docket. For fantasy owners in just about any situation in the playoffs, I got you covered.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings! Well, well, well, what has the doctor pulled out of the musty pudenda of FantasyPros, but yet another Lord Beddict top-five finish. I do this not to gloat (NEVER!), but to enlighten you to the fact that this is all not just some game to me. I take the NFL more seriously than I now take the risk of getting and/or giving STD’s, and if you’ve witnessed my unsheathed rapier, then certainly you’d know that it’s first coated in layer of hand sanitizer, then swaddled with saran wrap, fitted in sausage casing, followed by a bubble wrapping and a blue whale magnum, all before crevice entry. But, honestly, I have loved this sport immensely for more years than I care to count, and as my hair greys and my forehead wrinkles, it gives me some (very little) peace of mind knowing that my brobdingnagian love of the sport finally paid some dividend in my life. And to think, I’ve been waking up in cold sweats in the middle of a nightmare where I’m just falling into nothing, screaming at the top of my lungs in terror, asking myself why I’ve wasted so many hours of my life on this meaningless shit. Waking up to text my therapist, begging her to help me find some purpose in this life before being hit by a semi-truck on my five thousand dollar bike or having my penis and scrotum ripped to many, many, large pieces by a great white shark. But it seems all those what I thought were useless hours, I could have spent focusing on my real job, saving relationships or just living a decent life, actually paid off in a major way. What a time to be alive.
I am Tehol Beddict and this is Disgrace/Delight. Take Heed!!!Please, blog, may I have some more?
One is an underrated story that fell apart under it’s own depressive weight and the other is the movie 28 Grams. For those who are wondering why Mark Ingram (3 CAR, 5 YDS, 1.7 AVG, 2 LONG, 1 FUM) did his best impersonation of Toby Gerhart, behold:
New Orleans SaintsÂ running back Mark Ingram lost a fumble for the second straight week during Sunday’s win over the Seattle Seahawks. …After that, all of the Saints’ handoffs went to Tim Hightower and rookie Daniel Lasco. Ingram was not available for comment in the locker room after the game.Â “He wasn’t carrying it loose,” Payton said of the fumble against the Seahawks. “They were able to just pull it free. We’ll be back to work with him.”Â Payton said not fumbling had been a point of emphasis for Ingram after the previous game, which explains the quick decision to go to Hightower. – Source.
I just want to add that Tim Hightower fumbled in the same game ANDÂ Ingram has five career fumbles. Five. You know, it wouldÂ really screw up my week if I have to drive all the way out to New Orleans to punchÂ Sean Payton in the d*ck. Anyhow, we’re here
to get ready for Halloween by eating a copious amount of Twix bars to talk about Sunday’s games and Fantasy Football, so let’s get started!
Iâd like to dedicate this weekâs Beyond the Numbers to Week 6âs fantasy darling: Jay Ajayi. His 204 yard explosion versus Pittsburgh goes against every data point you could have on the guy, and gives a little bit of credit to a âbeyond the numbersâ mentality. Everyone seems to be flip flopping more than Ajayiâs mascot about whether he or Arian Foster will be the main man (myself included), and hopefully now weâve found our answer. That joke wouldâve probably landed better if Miamiâs mascot was a fish, but hey, you got to work with what you got. This week, Iâm on the lookout for the next monster performance, so letâs get to it…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Paired up against the second Presidential debate, it was easy to get distracted away from football to see the immediate fallout off the now infamous Donald Trump video, that amongst other things, had him describing how he likes grabbing women’s bathing suit areas as a mating ritual of some sort. (Letâs approach this anatomicallyÂ really quick… can you actually âgrabâ someone by the hoo-ha? I mean, wouldnât that be like picking up a bowling ball with just your thumb? It doesn’t even make any sense…) While I want to acknowledge that there was a very important moment in history that occurred last night in terms of how much you enjoy the consumption of popcorn while watching an 167-car pileup, I would only say this one thing before I move on:Â I wish someone had asked a fantasy football question. I mean, with all the bye weeks coming up, it IS topical as f*ck, right? So that being said, I’ll continue where the title of our post teases, which is: was that the most Eli game ever? That might have been. I mean, on one hand,Â Eli Manning somehow led the Giants to twoÂ Super Bowl titles. On the other hand,Â there’s stuff like this:Â 18-for-35, 199 yards and 1 TD, and the bi-weekly fumble (as opposed to his bi-weekly interception). This sort of relates to him as a fantasy quarterback too (XBox Segue Achievement Unlocked), in that at the base level, he’s a pretty run-of-the-millÂ option that ends up giving you 3500+ yards and 30+ touchdowns. There’s value to that, sure, and of course the Razzball community knows our policy with quarterbacks in most formats is to delay in the draft as long as you can (like my lovemaking), and this is usually where we end up: a bit below Ben Roethlisberger and a bit above the Andy Dalton line. But what I think separates the quarterbacks in this group are their weapons. Having probably one of the best receiving trios in the NFL is a fantasy boon is something that certainly keeps his value up, even when there areÂ macabre games like this.
Here’s what else I saw during yesterday’s Week 5 Sunday games… (Maybe this will be the first week the Chargers donât lose a high profile player to injury. MAYBE.)Please, blog, may I have some more?
I didn’t see any big shakeups this week. Did we truly go a week without an injury to a fantasy starting wide receiver or running back? Well anyway, what I have here are some names we know very well, the most promising names here were drafted in most leagues. Sadly, I know many of them are not widely available in 12-team leagues but I would rather include oft owned players than not have analysis available for those of you that need it. I also think that many of these players will be hard to get into your starting lineups. There’s a lot of uncertainty with them, which makes sense considering some of them have been owned previously but dropped. Also,”I TOLD PERCY I’D DO THIS!” Wait, what? Here’s fantasy football advice…Please, blog, may I have some more?