“I’ll never let go, Jack… I’ll never let go.” — Titanic “I wanna go home.” — Bubba dying in Forrest Gump “Brooks was here.” — Hanging in The Shawshank Redemption Which one you goin’ with? Any way we slice it, the end of the fantasy football season is as sad as a classic tearjerker on […]
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I am not the type to toot my own horn, but beep beep…my Week 11 Waiver Wire Add of the Week, Christian Watson significantly exceeded even this Packers fans’ expectations. The Watson recommendation certainly makes up for the Week 10 recommendation of Mecole Hardman who has not suited up since I lauded his accomplishments. Our […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Normally, I come in hot with a BANG in this column. Some amazing Justin Jefferson catch or an improbable, incredible team comeback to headline the week’s action… but not this time. Week 11 is the time to look at the lowlights and take stock of a very important fantasy development: It’s getting colder, scores are […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Aaron Rodgers looked lost at times, the same way most 38-year-old hippies do on their first day back from a vision quest. Unfortunately, the Packers QB must have chosen the ayahuasca. A couple of days in the woods with Thad Castle might be exactly what Rodgers needs, as he was not on the same page […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What are air yards, you say? The name kind of gives it away, doesn’t it? Air yards, irreverently discussed in this air yards primer, matter because we actually get some context of how much a quarterback WANTED to get their receiver the ball, not just how often the receiver could catch it. It’s a stat […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?B_Don and Donkey Teeth are back to recap another week of injuries, top performances, and duds. We discuss the injuries of Javonte Williams, Jonathan Taylor, Tua Tagovailoa, Treylon Burks, and Cordarrelle Patterson, and what it means for each player, their backup, and the players around them on the field. We also talk about some […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I am here with your weekly DFS focused article laying out my favorite options to target at each position for the Sunday DFS main slate. This article goes position by position, giving you my favorite pay up option and my favorite pay down or dart throw option at each position to help you build out a winning DFS lineup. I will be using DraftKings pricing as a point of reference to seek out some values, and the goal will be to help you “double up” in a 50/50 cash game with solid plays.
Please, blog, may I have some more?What are air yards, you say? The name kind of gives it away, doesn’t it? Air yards, irreverently discussed in this air yards primer, matter because we actually get some context of how much a quarterback WANTED to get their receiver the ball, not just how often the receiver could catch it. It’s a stat that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It was another wild week in the NFL, one highlighted by Aaron Rodgers’ narrow victory over Tom Brady in the Battle of the Legends and Tua Tagovailoa’s tight win over Josh Allen and his once-invincible Bills in the “Sweat Bowl” down in Miami. Amidst all the wild action, let’s shine a light on some of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?If your Week 2 was anything like what fans of Baltimore, Cleveland, and Las Vegas experienced, then you’re waking up on Tuesday in the depths of despair. Fortunately, the season is young and there’s plenty of time to right the ship once the page is turned. Unfortunately, the waiver wire isn’t all that enticing this week, and there’s an armadillo turning my backyard into the next Holes remake. However, if you’re a relentless quarterback streamer or in a two-QB league, there are some intriguing options for you this week — not to mention some serious finds at the wide receiver position should your league mates not have gobbled them up yet. If you’re in a waiver order-based league and not in dire need, this is a week to stand as firm as Snoop Dogg’s buttcheeks in the TSA line. In deeper formats and leagues utilizing FAAB, proceed with caution. I wouldn’t use more than 15-20% on even the top names listed, although you could validate up to 25-30% if you’re so desperate your season-long competitiveness calls for it. Hopefully, you’re not in that position this early. Onward we go!
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tennessee Titan rookie quarterback Malik Willis captivated football fans during his final game of the NFL preseason. Willis threw some darts, scrambled like crazy, and was refreshing to a Tennessee Titans fanbase that has sought out a franchise quarterback for over a decade now. However, the Titans have a complicated and, quite frankly, depressing history […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello readers, we have reached the final rookie rankings list for the 2022 draft. I hope some of you still find this list useful in your rookie drafts, or perhaps that initial post-draft fab run. I have gone a little deeper with this list and included 65 players. Good luck to you on your season […]
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