I just snuck out of a court ordered gambling rehab facility to write this post, so I’ll have to be brief. After I was arrested for stealing old ladies’ purses from the retirement home down the block to fund my string of Arizona Cardinals’ Super Bowl wagers (a 50:1 lock!), the judge sentenced me to 6 month’s of in-patient rehab. Since I’ll be releasing my weekly fantasy football rankings each Thursday morning for the duration of the season, I’ve decided to throw in some bonus bold Thursday Night Football predictions along with my expertly handicapped pick for the contest:

Arizona Cardinals (+3) at Seattle Seahawks 

Forecast: Kyler Murray. That’s it, that’s the forecast. What, you want more? Sorry, I’m a little distracted; I spent all day trying to figure out how to inject Kyler Murray highlights into my veins. Actually, I spent the first hour of the day trying to figure that out and then the next 10 hours in the emergency room. Turns out it’s “not safe” to insert an HDMI cable into your forearm. Psssh. The medical professionals recommend I continue to ingest my Kyler highlights thru the eye holes only. What do doctors know? I have big plans for rectal consumption of Thursday night’s game where Kyler will show off his culinary skills making Russell Wilson look like my Aunt Mildred who can’t even cook a frozen pizza. The Cardinals will come out of Thursday alone in first place in the NFC West, just another step toward that Lombardi Trophy I predicted Kyler would hoist back in the preseason. Cardinals 31, Seahawks 21 

Wager:  Cardinals ML +140 (1 Unit)

2020 Season: 2-8 (-3.65 Units) 

Anyway, here’s my fantasy football rankings for week 11 which will be frequently updated until Sunday kickoff:

*If you’d like more robotic weekly rankings with projections, check out Rudy’s Pigskinonator which is available on a free trial and then only $17.95 for the full season.

 

  1. Comatose says:
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    You’re pretty high on Duke Johnson this week. He burned me last week. Can I really trust him over Woods or Chark in PPR? And where does Alex Collins move if Carson is out tonight?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      He burned me last week too but it was a weird game, I’d trust him over those two but it’s close. Collins would move up a little but I think it might be Hyde getting the bulk now that he’s healthy.

  2. Louis says:
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    Please Pick 2 WR half PPR: crowder, meyers, fulgham or evans?

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      Evans and Meyers

  3. Russowl says:
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    Non-PPR league 10 pt bonus at 100 rushing or receiving yards
    Could you rank these Te rest the season
    Goedert,Engram,H. Henry, J Cook

    • Russowl says:
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      Also would you rather roster Le’Veon Bell or Dobbins

      • Donkey Teeth

        Donkey Teeth says:
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        Bell, ugh.

    • Russowl says:
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      Also would you rather own Le’Veon Bell or Dobbins rest of season?
      One more Dobbins or Hines rest of the season?

      • Donkey Teeth

        Donkey Teeth says:
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        Dobbins over Hines for me still. I don’t trust Hines workload to stay consistent.

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      Engram, Henry, Cook, Goedert

  4. Russowl says:
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    Also would you rather own Le’Veon Bell or Dobbins rest of season?
    One more Dobbins or Hines rest of the season?

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      Answered above

  5. Thesportsguy says:
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    Decision for tonight’s game…scoring unique, 1 pt for 15 yards..TD are 6 plus .1 per yard in distance..so TD count more than typical league

    2 RB, 3 WR and a flex

    Zeke, GIO, and Edmonds
    Evans, Keenan, Ridley, Jaegor

    Basically need 6 of 7…

    Think I have to play Edmonds tonight and then decide sunday based on injury status for Ridley and Mixon…any reason to think differently?

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Agree, play Edmonds and reassess. Don’t love him with Drake back but if you don’t have any other options then no other choice. And I don’t have him and Reagor all that far apart for this week anyway.

  6. toolshed says:
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    Carson is looking to be out tonight. Hyde practiced in full and has no inj designation. If Carson is out, would you use hyde over henderson? .5 ppr

    Alex Collins was sent back to practice squad. Thx

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      Yeah I’d go with Hyde

    • Aaron J Poisel says:
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      Sneaky plays: K Johnson (WILL get a chunk of opportunities, ) M Hall (see teammate K Johnson,) D Robinson (money says he’ll fetch 8+ targets, ) Algolor (gamescript!), Cole (Jags’ game flow will glow again, ) Mims (only second time this season all WRs on Jets will play healthy and with Flacco,) Perriman (see Mims,) Raegor (new #1 in Philly– 16+ PPR pts, easily, ) and L Thomas (6-8 targets, I’m betting, vs Cincy.)

      • Donkey Teeth

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        Agreed, all decent dart throws.

        Let me know if you’re interested in writing a sneaky starts piece on the site…

  7. Fizz says:
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    Would you trade Boyd or Thielin for Zeek it desperate for an RB? .5 ppr

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      Yes, I’d do either but preferably trade Boyd and keep Thielen. Should be able to get more for Thielen…

  8. Hitzone says:
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    12 team slnon ppr league

    Playing for survivor pool $ this week (150$)…each week lowest scoring remaining team is eliminated. Guy I’m playing is heavy favorite, with Hopkins/Lockett. If they have a big night collectively would you drop one of burrow or tannehill for Winston?

    My starters
    QB Burrow vs Wash
    RB Swift, Elliott
    WR Davante, Jefferson, Higgins
    TE Gronk or Goeddert
    Flex Gio/Mixon
    Def Wash vs Cin

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      Yes, I’d swap Burrow out for Jameis this week.

      • Hitzone says:
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        Too much Cin exposure for this week…was what o was thinking. 2020 where you drop a QB 1 for Jameis right before playoffs

        • Donkey Teeth

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          Haha exactly

  9. Nightpandas says:
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    Donkey

    Can’t wait for this game tonight….

    12 team std 2nd flex position

    I’m leaning Hines but he is way down your list…guys in front of him have burned me this year: Dobbins Robbie Anderson Crowder…still in the Dobbins camp?

    My other starters: Kamara Hunt Gibson Boyd Jefferson

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Hey pandas,

      Nah I’m not trusting Dobbins or Hines, equally uninterested. I’d go with Anderson…

  10. Russowl says:
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    Okay I have four tight end as I stated earlier yes 4 lol we have extra been spots so I don’t mind keeping them and playing matchups engram, Henry,cook and Godert. I was going to start goedert this week. But with Swift having a concussion would you drop one of them to pick up kerryon Johnson or also have Le’Veon Bell on my bench to drop

    • Donkey Teeth

      Donkey Teeth says:
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      I’d lose Cook for Kerryon. Goederts fine too if you prefer Cook…

      • Russowl says:
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        Ok I dropped cook for kerryon . Bernard comes off waiver tomorrow I have 5th waiver so have a chance . Was going to drop bell for him but now ceh is sick. Would you drop e sanders,lindsay, Jt ,Parker ,kerryon or bell for Bernard ?

        • Donkey Teeth

          Donkey Teeth says:
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          Lose Sanders for him

          • Russowl says:
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            I dropped Sanders To add Dobbins . would you drop Dobbins or One of the above to put in a waiver for Bernard ?

            • Russowl says:
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              Think I’m just gonna drop Saint D insteadAnd find another defense later in the week .thanks donkey

              • Donkey Teeth

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                Good move

  11. Bobby Thistle Is Watching says:
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    Tannehill (Ravens)
    Tua (at Broncos)
    Cousins (v Cowboys)
    Bridgewater (v Lions)

    Who would you prefer in standard scoring league?
    Context: tied for first, playing first place team with projections very close. No pressure, but everything is on the line lol

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Haha. I’d go with Tannehill…

  12. Christian Harmon says:
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    Thoughts on why so high on Hilton & low on Josh Reynolds? Deciding between 2 in .5 ppr atm!

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Competition mostly. I think Hilton is about to breakout and the Woods/Kupp duo is due for a big game…that said they aren’t all that far apart for me still.

  13. Eli Man Penguin Boy says:
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    hey you know where to go for free snap counts, footballoutsiders JUST NOW (like since yesterday, literally) went to paywall), that was the only one that was free.

    random season: 3-4
    against season: 5-2

    this week:
    random: SEA -3
    against: SEA -3

    • Donkey Teeth

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      Rudy has them on our player pages here, it’s pretty great. Not sure if you need the tolls subscription to see them though.

      Pro football reference has them also if you go to the scores tab and select the game you want.

      • Eli Man Penguin Boy says:
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        i already pay rudy’s troll toll (i’m kidding it’s worth it). forgot he had those though, it’s most important for IDP guys, i wanted to see how much snaps dj reed SEA CB got last week for a 20 teamer where i added him last week. it’s not just about s.griffin (the CB) being out i wanted to see how his snaps lined up with q.dunbar and anybody else at DB for SEA. i ended up leaving him in when i saw griffin ruled out yet again (also have him in this 20 team start real life IDP full set (3 LB, 2 DT, 2 DE, 2 S, 2 CB). he had monster week 11, 29, last 3 weeks before this all without s.griffen (30.27, 10, 20) in this league. finding CB that score even close to that is a big deal and only 2 waiver claims i used all year were on good ones (l.ryan right after draft, he actually plays S, which is huge at CB, and s.griffin right before he got hurt). i also stashed k.king GB in IR slot and have m.davis LAC starting this week with ryan on bye.

        – i’m guessing on rudy’s you can find them week by week or just in total, or both?

        • Eli Man Penguin Boy says:
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          my ass i just now noticed dunbar is on IR (that’s why he wasn’t listed in the inactives). dj reed was an easy and clear play this week and any week at min till griffin is back (which shouldn’t be long, he’s been out a while); this was done earlier in the day.

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