I just snuck out of a court ordered gambling rehab facility to write this post, so I’ll have to be brief. After I was arrested for stealing old ladies’ purses from the retirement home down the block to fund my string of Arizona Cardinals’ Super Bowl wagers (a 50:1 lock!), the judge sentenced me to 6 month’s of in-patient rehab. Since I’ll be releasing my weekly fantasy football rankings each Thursday morning for the duration of the season, I’ve decided to throw in some bonus bold Thursday Night Football predictions along with my expertly handicapped pick for the contest (I picked my favorite Sunday game this week since Thursday was cancelled):

Cincinnati Bengals (+8) at Indianapolis Colts

Forecast: The ghost of A.J. Green heads to Indy this weekend to train with Philly Rivers. You see, Rivers has developed an elite shot put academy where he’s training his 19 children to become shot put champions. Green, in search of a new profession, has signed on as their newest recruit. Around lunchtime on Sunday Coach Rivers will take a break to play some football. In a battle of hyped rookies, Joe Burrow will be sacked 16 times in the blow out loss while Jonathan Taylor tames the timid Bengals defense with 220 rushing yards and 3 touchdowns. Colts 42, Bengals 17

Wager:  Colts -8 (4 Units)

2020 Season: 0-5 (-4.95 Units) 

Anyway, here’s my fantasy football rankings for week 6 which will be frequently updated until Sunday kickoff:

*If you’d like more robotic weekly rankings with projections, check out Rudy’s Pigskinonator which is available on a 7 -day free trial and then only $17.95 for the full season.

 

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Chud
Chud
2 years ago

Great work as always!

10 team 2 QB start league. Main roster below:

QB: LJackson/RWilson/Tannehill
RB: MSanders/Robinson/JTaylor/Edmonds/Fournette
WR: ARob/Metcalf/Galladay/Parker/Cooks
TE: Waller

Would u trade my LJackson /J.Robinson/Fournette for his MDavis/McCaffrey/Burrow?

Thanks!

Hamtime
Hamtime
2 years ago

14m deep league, shallow FA pool:

1. Dropped Logan Thomas for Gronk, but slightly regretting it. Would you rather go with Irv Smith (although Atl game could be in doubt)

2. Picked up Perine. Better stash than Hill or malcom brown?

Thanks !

Hitzone
Hitzone
2 years ago

12 team non Ppr keep 3

Trade my mattison/Lindsay/3rd round pick for aj brown/Preston Williams/8th

Trade my mixon/mattison/7th for aj brown/boyd/3rd

hitzone
hitzone
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

really solid at rb
Zeke, Mixon, CMC, Harris, Lindsay, Edmonds, Mattison, Moss, Perine

Feel like Mixon has a bell cow role and his schedule gets a lot easier 8-16. Going to change my return to a 2nd instead of third or should I cancel that?

miles proudfoot
miles proudfoot
2 years ago

Thank you for the rankings once again. I’m looking forward to the 2027 draft to select one of his 19 children as my QB. Bronny Rivers?

Start Engram (Wash) or Tonyan (TB)? Your rankings say Engram and Wash D is poor, but can’t decide. Thanks!

Eli Man Penguin Boy
Eli Man Penguin Boy
2 years ago

let’s see (coin flip) if random goes with you 3 weeks in a row and if a pattern exists, lose.
wow, i flipped it so high it went to the back of my mantle, and did go with you again.

random (season): 0-2
against (season): 2-0

this week:
random: IND -8
against: CIN +8

Mike
Mike
2 years ago

Would you trade Russell Wilson for Clyde-Edwards Helaire? It’s a redraft league, single QB, 1/2 PPR. I have Josh Allen to replace Wilson. And Clyde would move Kenyan Drake to my Flex, to compete with AJ Brown, Melvin Gordon and Crowder for weekly starts in the Flex. Or would you just stick with the QB depth or seek a better trade?

OldMilwaukeePounders
OldMilwaukeePounders
2 years ago

Yo DT!

Would you consider dropping AJ Green for Preston Williams?

My WR core is: McLaurin, Slayton, Green, Higgins, Gabriel Davis, Shenault, Reagor (IR)

Thanks, man!

Scott
Scott
2 years ago

Keeper league, trade David Johnson for Justin Jefferson?

Buster Moon
Buster Moon
2 years ago

Keep up the great work!

M. Williams or Gallup?

RICE
RICE
2 years ago

Hey DT!

Choose TWO of the below to hold as an upside bench/handcuff please.

10 Team / H2H / 0.5ppr

Brian Hill
Latavius Murray
Mark Ingram
Jerrick McKinnon

Thanks in advance!!!

DANA WATERS
DANA WATERS
2 years ago

PPR I have 3 flex spots avail with….. Mark Andrews…. AJ Brown…. Jamison Crowder…. OBJ …. CD Lamb …. & Robert Tonyan avail…..which 3 would you play this week

howie2978
howie2978
2 years ago

8 Team H2H 0.5PPR

I currently have Robinson II and Godwin as my WRs, Taylor and Gaskin as my RBs, and I have Sanders as Flex.

I’ve also got Fuller and Lamb on the bench.

Would you start either Fuller or Lamb over any of those guys above? How much do you trust Godwin this week if he plays?

Thanks again!

Dan
Dan
2 years ago

Which side do you like here in a PPR league…

D.J. Moore/Jeudy for Woods and Jamaal Williams.

I can live without Jeudy and am in desperate need of a win. Question is, will Woods be that much further ahead than Moore the ROS? The expert consensus seems to think so but it doesn’t seem so obvious to me.

Thanks!

Crime Dog
Crime Dog
2 years ago

What’s up DT. I asked you a similar question the other day and you said get more.

Theilan for Devantae Parker and Marquise brown? PPR

I’m currently starting Golden Tate (or whatever is similar on the wire) each week, so either Brown or Parker would replace them.

Crime Dog
Crime Dog
2 years ago
Reply to  Crime Dog

could also maybe get bob woods and Shanault for Theilan

Would you do either of these deals if you owned thielan and if both, which one first.

Crime Dog
Crime Dog
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Thanks DT this is helpful. You’re the biggest proponent of sell high on Thielan so if you say so then I’m def. going to try to get more or just hold.

CP
CP
2 years ago

who to start in 1/2 ppr flex out of damien harris, tee higgins, or michael gallup? Thanks

scoboticus
scoboticus
2 years ago

Engram with a great match up this weekend. If he falls flat, time to give up on him right?

Chet
Chet
2 years ago

Hey DT!

Would you drop any of the following for Jamison Crowder?

Terry McLaurin
DJ Moore
Justin Jefferson

I’m thinking long and hard about DJ Moore.

Thanks

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
2 years ago
Reply to  Chet

jefferson i’d do for crowder easily. crowder’s floor is 10 targets to jefferson’s 5 targets so far since jefferson got snaps. i’m assuming PPR here, this is closer if standard. dj moore vs jefferson is even closer, but MIN’s coaches sometimes just don’t have cousins throw nearly at all. out of all of these the only one who could easily post like a 2-20 game would be jefferson. his ceiling is also probably highest, but it’s also very unlikely he actually hits that ceiling at any given time (the @ SEA matchup was awesome, and didn’t work out to that much)

Chet
Chet
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Thanks, DT and Cheese! Someone grabbed Crowder, so maybe it’s for the best. It is a standard league (not PPR).

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
2 years ago

12 teamer PPR with 6 pt TD throws, 6 pt bonuses for going over 100 rush or caught yards or 300 thrown yards, return yards worth same as scrimmage. weekly reset waivers, got both of claypool/marv jones (wanted to get hooper for kelce backup but somebody with TE on bye over waivered him). now with: (this team lost barkley, we are a keep 1)
QB (1): AAron (off bye, this is good for ROS)
RB (2): AAron, d-mont, hines, j-will, ingram, j-jax (pretty sweet that i “lost out” on dern jo but got j-jax last week in waivers)
WR (2): woods, parker, shenault (seems an easy start this week if chark’s out), hardman, claypool (of course if shenault isn’t starting this seems easy start, probably is if d.johnson is out anyway), marv jones
TE (1): kelce
1 flex
K (1): ARI kicker
DEF (1): LAR

1. best roster usage on that marv jones spot?

TE backups out there: gronk, brate (i know their snap %’s from week 5, gronk easily wins those, but he truly is per snap a blocker so far, no matter if that appeared to be a joke or not, at least when compared to brate’s targets per snap), akins (he gets these snaps not fells when he’s healthy), burton

QB backups out there: cousins, mayfield, wentz, lock,

team D backups (LAR possibly entering territory of not wanting to drop, this league scores large on team D’s and LAR are tied with TB at 5th per game at 15.6 per game): CLE (13.2 avg, never lower than 8), WAS, BUF, NYG, NO, GB, TEN,

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
2 years ago

LAR doesn’t have a bad matchup till their weeks 9 (bye) and 10 (SEA). these are the week 9’s for those above teams:
WAS vs NYG
TEN vs CHI
GB @ SF
NYG @ WAS
HOU @ JAX

kelce’s bye is week 10 though, so outside of injuries or something else i’d not be able to keep LAR and not start them AND have a backup TE by week 10.

William Hung
William Hung
2 years ago

Dobbins or Hines in .5 PPR?

keeperleaguehelp
keeperleaguehelp
2 years ago

2 qb league: keeper league (you can keep 3 players for a maximum of 3 years)
trade taglovailoa, ($4) JK dobbins ($11) and Baker mayfield for Drew Brees, Matt Ryan, Emanneuel Sanders.

my team:
qb- watson/ mayfield
rb- sanders/ freeman/ harris / dobbins
wr- hopkins/ robinson/ chark/ mike williams/ fulgham
te- andrews
IR- saquon barkley $25 to keep

keeperleaguehelp
keeperleaguehelp
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

thank you!

yea i think i agree. that’s why I respect and enjoy an “objective” evalution from the razzball team.

my other keeper options are saquon barkley at $25, andrews $1, chark $2, miles sanders $11. my plan was to keep sanders, barkley and dobbins for my 3 next year.

again, appreciate the insight. only other thing I could think is swap out emmanuel sanders for either antonio gibson/ david johnson/ fournette and taking tua out of the deal? idk… owning baker has been a rough go for me but I may have to swallow my pride and march on. I’m becoming skeptical of tua ever playing this year…

thanks!

sportivetricks
sportivetricks
2 years ago

Mr Teeth! Thank you, as always, for your rankings. You are my go-to on FFB advice.

So, out of my three top drafted RBs, one is on a bye this week, another is on IR, and the third is Kenyan bleeping Drake. Luckily, I cuffed him with Edmonds weeks ago, and the consensus of ‘sperts seems to be that the Edmonds will be the lead back, if not this week, then in just one or two more. Indeed, in my league, Edmonds already put up the better score last week.

But I’ve got to start 2 RBs this week and going by rankings I should start both of the ARI backs. That feels risky to me, though, since the way the game unfolds could leave me skunked at both RB slots. My only other options would be iffy spare parts guys you have ranked in the 30s like Adrian Peterson.

So question #1, should I go with both ARI backs this week or just one?

Question #2L if I do go with just one of Drake and Edmonds, my brain and everyone’s rankings tell me that it should be Drake . . . but my gut says Edmonds is going to put up the bigger total again. Actually, your rankings speak for themselves and have answered this question, so this is more an invitation to comment.

Thank yas!!!!!

sportivetricks
sportivetricks
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Thank you sir!

howie2978
howie2978
2 years ago

Hey there, 8 team H2H 0.5PPR

I was just offered Justin Jefferson and Robert Tonyan for my Will Fuller and DeVante Parker. I’ve been streaming TEs so pretty interested in getting Tonyan and I think I have the WR depth to give up both Fuller and Parker.

Also, I need a TE streamer this week since I dropped Hurst to bring Godwin back from IL. I’m looking at either Engram (W) or Irv Smith (FA), but not sure who to drop. I’m thinking Gibson, but that would leave me pretty thin at RB. Trading for Tonyan would definitely help here.

My WRs: Godwin, Robinson II, Fuller, OBJ, Parker, Lamb.
My TEs: Dropped Hurst to bring back Godwin from IL so none currently on my roster, although I’m waiting for Engram to come off waivers. Irv Smith also available.
RBs: Taylor, Sanders, Gaskin, Gibson, Drake

As always, thanks for your time!

howie2978
howie2978
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Worth taking a look. Coincidentally the guy with Tonyan also has Kelce so I figured he’d part with Tonyan more easily. It’s been a weird 8 team league…almost every team is carrying 2 or 3 TEs, which makes weekly streaming pretty rough. I’m still banging my head against the wall for dropping Gesicki for Hurst for week 5.

Thanks!

Shopgurrrl
Shopgurrrl
2 years ago

Hey DT!

Looking to add some depth because of all the injuries and COVID madness in my 12-team 0.5 PPR.

What’s your ROS outlook on Emmanuel Sanders (esp. with Thomas back), Henry Ruggs III, and Mike Williams? All are available on waivers.

Also, is there any value to speculative pickup of La’Mical Perine, or should I stage an intervention and cut Adam Gase out of my life?

Shmayleb
Shmayleb
2 years ago

Hey DT,

10 Team PPR here. Here’s who I have.

QB: Lamar Jackson
RB: Aaron Jones, Kenyan Drake
WR: Cooper Kupp, Jamison Crowder
TE: Tonyan
DST: Ravens
K: Zane Gonzalez

I’m torn at FLEX. On my bench I’ve got: Higgins, Singletary, Fulgham, McKinnon, D’Ernest Johnson, Brandin Cooks, and Keenan Allen on the BYE.

Who would you suggest I play at Flex this week? I’m tempted to put Edmonds in because of his upside and move Drake to either Flex or my bench due to his lack of production (even though the opportunities are definitely there).

Need some more eyes on this one! Thanks!

Shmayleb
Shmayleb
2 years ago
Reply to  Shmayleb

Oh! And to clarify, I also have Chase Edmonds on my bench…thinking of starting him at flex

bobsnyder4210
bobsnyder4210
2 years ago

Good stuff, DT. I’m taking the over on 16 sacks on Burrow.

Help? Both are no-frills 1/2 ppr, 10-team…

1. Starting Stafford, Godwin, Woods, Henry, Mostert and Jonnu…Pick a flex: D Parker, Da Johnson, DJ Moore, Shenault…Johnson for floor, Parker for upside?

2. Underdog 1-4 team that has lost Barkley and Ekeler (Injury) and Ryan (Suckitude); starting Dalton, Woods, R Anderson, Hunt, Robinson and Jonnu…need a flex with upside: Drake, Boyd, Fulgham, or DJ Moore. (I have Chark too but I assume he’s out or a decoy this week.)

Thanks, man!

Russowl
Russowl
2 years ago

10 team non-PPR 10 points bonus at 100 rushing or receiving yards
I need two wide receivers and two for the flex

Julio Jones
Scary terry
Odell Beckham
Devante parker
Antonio Gibson
Phillip Lindsay

Thanks again donkey teeth

CP
CP
2 years ago

would you go with hardman or lindsay in 1/2 ppr at flex? thanks!

Eli Man Penguin Boy
Eli Man Penguin Boy
2 years ago

minshew or one of these ROS: carr, dalton.

scoboticus
scoboticus
2 years ago

Wow. Adam Thielen who?