Here are the players and the order of those players:
Quarterbacks, some aren’t hacks.
- Philip Rivers (SD @ STL)
- Peyton Manning (IND @ WAS)
- Drew Brees (NO @ TB)
- Tony Romo (DAL @ MIN)
- Aaron Rodgers (GB vs. MIA)
- Tom Brady (NE vs. BAL)
- Eli Manning (NYG vs. DET)
- Kyle Orton (DEN vs. NYJ)
- Jay Cutler (CHI vs. SEA)
- Ben Roethlisberger (PIT vs. CLE)
- Brett Favre (MIN vs. DAL)
- Matt Schaub (HOU vs. KC)
- Joe Flacco (BAL @ NE)
- Vince Young (TEN @ JAC)
- Donovan McNabb (WAS vs. IND)
- Josh Freeman (TB vs. NO)
- Matt Ryan (ATL @ PHI)
- Mark Sanchez (NYJ @ DEN)
- Kevin Kolb (PHI vs. ATL)
- Matt Cassel (KC @ HOU)
- Shaun Hill (DET @ NYG)
- Chad Henne (MIA @ GB)
- Alex Smith (SF vs. OAK)
- David Garrard (JAC vs. TEN)
- Jason Campbell (OAK @ SF)
- Sam Bradford (STL vs. SD)
Running Backs, don’t lack sacks
- Frank Gore (SF vs. OAK)
- Chris Johnson (TEN @ JAC)
- Rashard Mendenhall (PIT vs. CLE)
- Adrian Peterson (MIN vs. DAL)
- Ray Rice (BAL @ NE)
- Michael Turner (ATL @ PHI)
- Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG vs. DET)
- LeSean McCoy (PHI vs. ATL)
- Arian Foster (HOU vs. KC)
- Maurice Jones-Drew (JAC vs. TEN)
- Steven Jackson (STL vs. SD)
- Jamaal Charles (KC @ HOU)
- LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ @ DEN)
- Ryan Torain (WAS vs. IND)
- Matt Forte (CHI vs. SEA)
- Ryan Mathews (SD @ STL)
- Jahvid Best (DET @ NYG)
- Michael Bush (OAK @ SF)
- Joseph Addai (IND @ WAS)
- Ronnie Brown (MIA @ GB)
- Felix Jones (DAL @ MIN)
- Shonn Greene (NYJ @ DEN)
- BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE vs. BAL)
- Brandon Jacobs (NYG vs. DET)
- Brandon Jackson (GB vs. MIA)
- Marshawn Lynch (SEA @ CHI)
- Thomas Jones (KC @ HOU)
- Mike Tolbert (SD @ STL)
- Peyton Hillis (CLE @ PIT)
- Knowshon Moreno (DEN vs. NYJ)
- Christopher Ivory (NO @ TB)
- Ricky Williams (MIA @ GB)
- Ladell Betts (NO @ TB)
- Willis McGahee (BAL @ NE)
- Marion Barber (DAL @ MIN)
- Mike Hart (IND @ WAS)
- Carnell “Cadillac” Williams (TB vs. NO)
- John Kuhn (GB vs. MIA)
- Danny Woodhead (NE vs. BAL)
- Jason Snelling (ATL @ PHI)
- Justin Forsett (SEA @ CHI)
- Darren Sproles (SD @ STL)
- Chester Taylor (CHI vs. SEA)
- Danny Ware (NYG vs. DET)
- Derrick Ward (HOU vs. KC)
- Jerome Harrison (PHI vs. ATL)
- Earnest Graham (TB vs. NO)
- LeGarrette Blount (TB vs. NO)
- Laurence Maroney (DEN vs. NYJ)
- Deji Karim (JAC vs. TEN)
- Keiland Williams (WAS vs. IND)
Wide Receivers, catch the fever(s)
- Miles Austin (DAL @ MIN)
- Reggie Wayne (IND @ WAS)
- Andre Johnson (HOU vs. KC)
- Roddy White (ATL @ PHI)
- Hakeem Nicks (NYG vs. DET)
- Brandon Marshall (MIA @ GB)
- Randy Moss (MIN vs. DAL)
- Anquan Boldin (BAL @ NE)
- Malcom Floyd (SD @ STL)
- Brandon Lloyd (DEN vs. NYJ)
- DeSean Jackson (PHI vs. ATL)
- Greg Jennings (GB vs. MIA)
- Wes Welker (NE vs. BAL)
- Marques Colston (NO @ TB)
- Calvin Johnson (DET @ NYG)
- Mike Williams (TB vs. NO)
- Percy Harvin (MIN vs. DAL)
- Hines Ward (PIT vs. CLE)
- Santana Moss (WAS vs. IND)
- Mike Wallace (PIT vs. CLE)
- Johnny Knox (CHI vs. SEA)
- Donald Driver (GB vs. MIA)
- Austin Collie (IND @ WAS)
- Kenny Britt (TEN @ JAC)
- Steve Smith (NYG vs. DET)
- Santonio Holmes (NYJ @ DEN)
- Pierre Garcon (IND @ WAS)
- Michael Crabtree (SF vs. OAK)
- Jeremy Maclin (PHI vs. ATL)
- Eddie Royal (DEN vs. NYJ)
- Roy Williams (DAL @ MIN)
- Braylon Edwards (NYJ @ DEN)
- Dwayne Bowe (KC @ HOU)
- Nate Burleson (DET @ NYG)
- Jabar Gaffney (DEN vs. NYJ)
- Mike Sims-Walker (JAC vs. TEN)
- Danny Amendola (STL vs. SD)
- Louis Murphy (OAK @ SF)
- Nate Washington (TEN @ JAC)
- Derrick Mason (BAL @ NE)
- Robert Meachem (NO @ TB)
- Kevin Walter (HOU vs. KC)
- Lance Moore (NO @ TB)
- Davone Bess (MIA @ GB)
- Brandon Tate (NE vs. BAL)
- Mike Thomas (JAC vs. TEN)
- Mario Manningham (NYG vs. DET)
- Devery Henderson (NO @ TB)
- James Jones (GB vs. MIA)
- Chris Chambers (KC @ HOU)
- Devin Hester (CHI vs. SEA)
- Darrius Heyward-Bey (OAK @ SF)
- Deion Branch (NE vs. BAL)
- Damian Williams (TEN @ JAC)
- Dexter McCluster (KC @ HOU)
- Brian Hartline (MIA @ GB)
- Josh Morgan (SF vs. OAK)
- Mike Williams (SEA @ CHI)
- Laurent Robinson (STL vs. SD)
- Earl Bennett (CHI vs. SEA)
- Craig Davis (SD @ STL)
- Brandon Gibson (STL vs. SD)
- Josh Cribbs (CLE @ PIT)
- Anthony Armstrong (WAS vs. IND)
- Deon Butler (SEA @ CHI)
- Mardy Gilyard (STL vs. SD)
Tight Ends like light winds
- Antonio Gates (SD @ STL)
- Dallas Clark (IND @ WAS)
- Vernon Davis (SF vs. OAK)
- Zach Miller (OAK @ SF)
- Tony Gonzalez (ATL @ PHI)
- Jason Witten (DAL @ MIN)
- Aaron Hernandez (NE vs. BAL)
- Dustin Keller (NYJ @ DEN)
- Brent Celek (PHI vs. ATL)
- Tony Moeaki (KC @ HOU)
- Kellen Winslow (TB vs. NO)
- Chris Cooley (WAS vs. IND)
- Heath Miller (PIT vs. CLE)
- Marcedes Lewis (JAC vs. TEN)
- Visanthe Shiancoe (MIN vs. DAL)
- Brandon Pettigrew (DET @ NYG)
- Greg Olsen (CHI vs. SEA)
- John Carlson (SEA @ CHI)
- Michael Hoomanawanui (STL vs. SD)
- Jeremy Shockey (NO @ TB)
- Andrew Quarless (GB vs. MIA)
Defenses swing for the fences
- Pittsburgh Steelers (PIT vs. CLE)
- New York Giants (NYG vs. DET)
- Chicago Bears (CHI vs. SEA)
- San Diego Chargers (SD @ STL)
- Tennessee Titans (TEN @ JAC)
- Green Bay Packers (GB vs. MIA)
- San Francisco 49ers (SF vs. OAK)
- New York Jets (NYJ @ DEN)
- New Orleans Saints (NO @ TB)
- Philadelphia Eagles (PHI vs. ATL)
- Dallas Cowboys (DAL @ MIN)
- Minnesota Vikings (MIN vs. DAL)
- Baltimore Ravens (BAL @ NE)
- Seattle Seahawks (SEA @ CHI)
- Kansas City Chiefs (KC @ HOU)
- Atlanta Falcons (ATL @ PHI)
- Oakland Raiders (OAK @ SF)
- Miami Dolphins (MIA @ GB)
- New England Patriots (NE vs. BAL)
- Houston Texans (HOU vs. KC)
- Indianapolis Colts (IND @ WAS)
Kickers, yeah, they’re annoying
- Nick Folk (NYJ @ DEN)
- Rob Bironas (TEN @ JAC)
- David Akers (PHI vs. ATL)
- Nate Kaeding (SD @ STL)
- Robbie Gould (CHI vs. SEA)
- Neil Rackers (HOU vs. KC)
- Mason Crosby (GB vs. MIA)
- Stephen Gostkowski (NE vs. BAL)
- Matt Bryant (ATL @ PHI)
- Ryan Longwell (MIN vs. DAL)
- Jeff Reed (PIT vs. CLE)
- Josh Scobee (JAC vs. TEN)
- Lawrence Tynes (NYG vs. DET)
- Adam Vinatieri (IND @ WAS)
- Sebastian Janikowski (OAK @ SF)
- Matt Prater (DEN vs. NYJ)
- Garrett Hartley (NO @ TB)
- Billy Cundiff (BAL @ NE)
- Ryan Succop (KC @ HOU)
- David Buehler (DAL @ MIN)