Jay Cutler was booed and booed some more by the Bronco faithful last night and I cried at least six tears, one for each of Cutler’s incompletions.  I’ll give Cutler some credit; he played well under adversity.  Not that Denver has much of a defense.  I was thrown a bit by Chris Collinsworth’s investigative reporting of Jay Cutler hooking up with Greg Olsen and his wife for a threesome.  Now I don’t condone deviant sexual behavior in my draft picks but I will overlook it for Mr.

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If you’re like me (and let’s not kid yourself, you definitely want to be like me) over the last month you’ve probably heard all the fantasy advice clichés you can stand. You’ve ranked your players, you’ve tiered your positions, you’ve identified your sleepers, and you’ve done a silly number of mock drafts while at work, but now as draft day approaches you’re getting nervous.

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There are a lot of football players in the NFL.  So many that if you tried to fit them into a clown car you’d have to have a monster sized blender and even then I just don’t see it happening.  So fitting 50 NFL players on this little screen was no small feat.  If you are extremely on top of things, you may notice that Thomas Jones skipped from the top 50 post into this one.  And Ray Rice flew from this post in the future and is now in the top 50 post.  It’s all very complicated and I have my people on it, but suffice it to say, Jones dropping, Rice rising.

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We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere.  To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2009 fantasy football questions regarding their team.  We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require less energy consumption (for us anyway).  The 2009 Bengals Fantasy Football Preview comes courtesy of Cincy Jungle.

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I have no idea what that title is about, but I’m guessing it could be a reenactment of someone passing a kidney stone.  Putting these tiers together wasn’t quite that hard, but I’ll pretend that it was.  These 2009 PPR Fantasy Football Tier Rankings were the work of many sleepless nights while being whipped incessantly (don’t judge!).  I wasn’t sure if I should give .5 or 1 point per reception, but many of the questions posed by commentors were for .5 so being the people friendly person that I am I went with .5.  This makes the rankings not change dramatically, but they do change.  For one thing, Kevin Faulk is relevant and not just in punny team names like Faulk You!

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2nd year WR David Clowney, wasn’t clowning around in the Jet’s first preseason game in 2009. The Virginia Tech product hauled in 3 catches (2 very snazzy snags) for 102 yards. With Laveranues Coles out of the picture, and Jerricho Cotchery taking over the #1 WR duties, an impressive preseason may move Clowney into a starting position opposite Cotchery.

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