Soooo, that was enthralling. And by enthralling, I mean it the same way I feel when watching cars crash into each other. The game was essentially over in the first 20 seconds when 18 touchdowns were scored, but seeing as I actually have to create content based on the game, I upgraded the vodka to anti-freeze. I feel like this is the same strategy implemented by any local pizza places that gave out free toppings for each Falcons touchdown. That… was a poor business decision.
BREAKING: Roger Goodell to suspend the Atlanta Falcons six games for violently abusing the Bucs.
Annnnd there you have it folks. I just really think Atlanta’s scheduling of an FCS team will hurt their bid for a spot in the playoffs. And while the Buccaneers are trying to be the Raiders, they’re not there yet. Close though. Oh so very close. It’s okay Tampa, a lot of people don’t try hard at their job.
Buccaneers – 14, Falcons – 56
Matt Ryan – 21/24, 286 YDS, 3 TD and 1 CAR, 2 YDS. Lord have MRSA!
Steven Jackson – 14 CAR, 54 YDS, 1 TD. Bucs couldn’t even tackle Steven Jackson and his walker. And is it just me, or does it look like Jackson is more concerned with knocking out defenders than running the ball?
Devonta Freeman – 11 CAR, 12 YDS and 1 REC, 7 YDS, 1 FUM. Had a chance for some garbage-time work and didn’t really do much of anything with it. While I don’t think Steven Jackson can survive the season, the more I see of Freeman, the less excited I am about him.
Julio Jones – 9 REC, 161 YDS, 2 TD. Julio Jones is good?
Harry Douglas – 2 REC, 14 YDS, 1 TD. Looked great at the onset of the game, and then quickly injured his foot, but only because I wrote he was going to be the biggest benefactor from Roddy White being inactive. Thanks! Nothing is known as of this writing, but he couldn’t put any weight on that specific foot, so if there are any doctors out there, please be sure to let us know. And if there are any chefs out there, send food to my mouth.
Devin Hester – 1 REC, 25 YDS, 1 CAR, 20 YDS. (97 RYDS, 1 TD) That was an awfully big field for an Arena Football game last night…
Mike Glennon – 17/24, 121 YDS, 1 TD and 3 CAR, 19 YDS. Of course everyone really likes Mike Glennon; no one doesn’t like the giraffes.
Josh McCown – 5/12, 58 YDS, 1 INT. Tampa Bay’s first half highlight? An injured hand…
Bobby Rainey – 11 CAR, 41 YDS and 7 REC, 64 YDS, 2 FUM. I apologize to the other Rainey owners for jinxing him by my activation decision.
Vincent Jackson – 2 REC, 15 YDS, 1 TD. I’m just going to bench Vincent Jackson until McCown is replaced. Or release him. I haven’t decided yet.
