NFL Network gets a great game with the undefeated Bears going up against the Dan Marino led Dolphins. Are you ready!? What’s that? Cutler vs. Thigpen, and Cutler is afraid of lights? Oh, um, at least we get to hear the dulcet ruminations of Matt Millen and Joe Theisman! Hmmm? They are like listening to Snookie sing that song from Bodyguard? Oh, well, at least everyone gets to see NFL football tonight! Huh? You say that not every cable provider carries NFLN? That doesn’t make sense. Ok, well, at least we can bask in the warm glow of the love between Tony Parker and Eva Longoria!