This looks like a stroke. Someone should call a doctor at some point, yes?
Well, Thursday Night Football was once thought of as an offensive onslaught of the mind, soul, and body early in the season. At least, that's how it accosted me with all those 50-point blow-outs and Phill Simms repeating "Well JEEEEM" ad nauseum. Then there was a two-week reprieve where normal football things occurred. This, obviously, was against nature itself. We now have some kind of ridiculous regression going on, and in the specific case of last night's game, the Bills and Dolphins entire first half consisted of "let's drive as close to the goal line without scoring a touchdown". Spoiler Alert: The Dolphins came out on top in that intriguing game of chicken with twice as many field goals as the Bills... with two field goals. But hey, if you managed to fight off a brain aneurysm to watch the second half, you were rewarded with two Miami touchdowns, Kyle Orton doing very Kyle Orton things, and the refs doing their own homage to the Thursday Night Football derp.2014 In-Season Accuracy: 58.20% (25th out of 129 Experts, 60.30% Highest, 48.80% Lowest).
Week 10Â Results: 57.20% (68th out of 130 Experts, 66.90% Highest, 48.40% Lowest).
| Accuracy | Rank | Experts | Highest | Lowest | Score +/- | Rank +/- | |
| Week 1 | 61.80% | 22 | 134 | 66.10% | 48.20% | ||
| Week 2 | 54.00% | 35 | 135 | 61.30% | 42.10% | -7.80% | -13 |
| Week 3 | 57.40% | 88 | 128 | 67.10% | 44.30% | 3.40% | -53 |
| Week 4 | 56.50% | 48 | 128 | 61.10% | 42.80% | -0.90% | 40 |
| Week 5 | 56.50% | 70 | 131 | 69.40% | 47.00% | 0.00% | -22 |
| Week 6 | 56.30% | 27 | 133 | 63.10% | 41.50% | -0.20% | 43 |
| Week 7 | 59.70% | 33 | 132 | 64.30% | 46.50% | 3.40% | -6 |
| Week 8 | 56.30% | 67 | 130 | 64.80% | 45.20% | -3.40% | -34 |
| Week 9 | 60.30% | 23 | 131 | 66.00% | 46.10% | 4.00% | 44 |
| Week 9 | 57.80% | 68 | 130 | 66.90% | 48.40% | -2.50% | -45 |
| Totals | 58.20% | 25 | 129 | 60.30% | 48.80% |
And now, your Week 11 Rankings…
Note: These STANDARD and PPR rankings are for this week’s slate of games only. Please, blog, may I have some more?