I Scream, You Stream, Week 11: California Love… for Miami
November 17, 2016 | 2016 Fantasy Football, 2016 Roster Strategy | 1 Commentby: MB
Welcome to the Razzball streamer article!  I’m coming to you live from my brand new laptop, and let me tell you, compared to my old lap top, it’s incredible. I feel like I went from a Ford Fiesta to a Tesla. So I know that I have expressed my annoyance in the past with Cris Collinsworth and how he commentates on Sunday Night Football. That will never happen again... 
Steve Smith is one of my favorite wide receivers of all-time. Randy Moss is probably numero uno, but that's another article for another day. 997 receptions, 14,349 yards, 78 touchdowns, and eight seasons with over 1,000 yards. Oh, he's also taken four punts and two kickoffs back to the house and he has 387 rushing yards with two touchdowns on 57 carries. While Moss was created with a 6'4" 210 pound frame and programmed to utilize all the buttons on the Xbox controller, Smith did everything with a 5'9" 195 pound physical frame. The dude is/was a packet of M-1000s that could run, jump, catch, and pummel defenders. There are so many GIFs that I want to post but here are some of my favorites... (
Rinse and repeat. Rinse and repeat. The monotony of repetition quickly bores me. For the last ten weeks I have been writing the same post. Different players, same game. Well today I'm saying f-ck it and I'm zigging when I normally zag. They've sent in a run play, but I'm calling an audible and throwing the ball down field. If I'm putting my cards on the table, the last four times I've done this I've thrown three incomplete passes and an interception.
For those that are actually looking for my weekly waiver wire lineup of misfits, I'd hate to disappoint. These guys combined for 177.94 points. I was going to say that they combined for 206.24 points and see if any of you actually bothered to check my math. I'm betting that no one would have caught on. 
Greetings! Well, well, well, what has the doctor pulled out of the musty pudenda of FantasyPros, but yet another Lord Beddict top-five finish. I do this not to gloat (NEVER!), but to enlighten you to the fact that this is all not just some game to me. I take the NFL more seriously than I now take the risk of getting and/or giving STD's, and if you've witnessed my unsheathed rapier, then certainly you'd know that it's first coated in layer of hand sanitizer, then swaddled with saran wrap, fitted in sausage casing, followed by a bubble wrapping and a blue whale magnum, all before crevice entry. But, honestly, I have loved this sport immensely for more years than I care to count, and as my hair greys and my forehead wrinkles, it gives me some (very little) peace of mind knowing that my brobdingnagian love of the sport finally paid some dividend in my life. And to think, I've been waking up in cold sweats in the middle of a nightmare where I'm just falling into nothing, screaming at the top of my lungs in terror, asking myself why I've wasted so many hours of my life on this meaningless shit. Waking up to text my therapist, begging her to help me find some purpose in this life before being hit by a semi-truck on my five thousand dollar bike or having my penis and scrotum ripped to many, many, large pieces by a great white shark. But it seems all those what I thought were useless hours, I could have spent focusing on my real job, saving relationships or just living a decent life, actually paid off in a major way. What a time to be alive.
I am Tehol Beddict and this is Disgrace/Delight. Take Heed!!! 
The Bears have been trash this season. Now they have a possible Jordan Howard injury and an Alshon Jeffery suspension which creates a FAAB spending opportunity. I can't say for certain whether we should pick up Bears running backs Jeremy Langford or Ka'deem Carey because I can't say whether Howard is injured. My take on whether John Fox is truthful is "Nah, he ain't ever been". I'm with Howard on this one and that means the Jeffery suspension is our primary interest. It puts at least two players in the spotlight, Cameron Meredith and Eddie Royal. Marquess Wilson is also interesting if he's going to play. Time to look at the waiver wire and spend some FAAB. 
Well, after that barn burner on Thursday Night Football, I'm not sure the NFL can live up to my expectations. I mean, it's not every week when you get to watch a team journey about 2,000 leagues under rock bottom, but the Browns appear to be the hero we need, not the one we deserve. And if your levels of misanthrope and despondence are running low, the Bears against the Bucs, Rams versus the Jets, and Texans at the Jags have got you covered. There are some interesting games today though, if you're into that sort of thing (really?) with the Cowboys visiting Pittsburgh and a Super Bowl rematch between the Seahawks and Patriots. There probably won't be any mistaken calls at the goal line involving Marshawn Lynch, but never underestimate Seattle's offense to not ef things up. They've become quite good at it, and I'm quite sure that Bill Belichick has noticed, while also trolling all the Dion Lewis fantasy owners out there. Just chewing gum and walking at the same time I suppose. Though, this is coming from a guy who endorsed a Cheetos Puff for president, so I'll consider anything he says as "dubious" for now.
Be sure to check out our Start and Sits for today’s games 
My apologies for the quick and short and sudden intro, but I have hit a "creative writer's block" when it comes to the intro for the week. Alas, I do not have any stories to tell and rapidly tie back to fantasy football. Hopefully it works for next week.
So let's just jump right into it, cool? Alright. 