Welcome to the 2018 Fantasy Football Season everyone! Especially my fellow Razzballers, shot-callers, brawlers who be dippin' in Benz with the spoilers. Something-something-benjamins, by P.Diddy. Puff-Dids. Puffy-Dude. Whatever. Yeah, an old school reference, but I spend all day thinking about Drake thinking about Drake, so I wanted a change of pace. So there you have it. Ahem, rankings... it's time. I mean, it could have been any time, since it's a flat circle (alright, alright, alright), but this is the time for my rankings. And what makes my rankings so special? Well, my mom always said I was special, so there's that. And right after the jump I'll go over my gravitas in that regard, only because the root word of gravitas is "gravy" which we can all agree with is amazing. But before we get started, I wanted to emphasize that this amazing piece of content won't necessarily contain specific bits of analysis on my rankings. (Feel free to ask any question in the comments section though!) Don't worry, we'll be spending the preseason going over that, my loves, my hates, my infatuations but they restraining order probably because I love them too much... all of them. We'll go over how my rankings stack up against the triumvirate of Disney-owned (or soon to be owned) sport sites like ESPN, Yahoo, and CBS. We'll even go over my tiers (I'm a sensitive soul), all before the first official snap of the NFL. What I want to accomplish with this post is to not to just release my 2018 rankings, but also to get the ball rolling on what Fantasy Football is all about. (So DEEP.) If you're one of the above mentioned "Razzballers" or a Fantasy Football veteran (thank you for your service), you'll probably recognize a lot of what's to follow. But for those of you who are new visitors, the uninitiated, the initiated, and... actually I think I'm describing the League of Shadows, but whatever, think of this as a welcome guide, even moreso a "beginners guide" to the greatest (at creating ulcers) fantasy sport known throughout the human-explored galaxy. (I mean, we just don't know what the trending fantasy sport is in Alpha Centuri, do we?) The TL;DR is: Rankings, Beginners-Focused Content, Ur Mum. Here we go! Want to get the absolute most out of our site? While we're proud to offer my rankings free of charge and without any subscription requirements (one of the only few remaining sites with consistent success year after year to still do so) think about taking advantage of our Razzball Membership which includes 2018 Preseason Projections, Weekly Projections, Rudy's Player Ranker and all the DFS help you could ever need and much much more. Find out what that more is here! 

It is that time of year. Football is about a month and a half away from meaning something again and that means that our fantasy football drafts are just weeks away. I’ll be moving around these rankings from time to time, but I feel pretty good about these at this point in time. Please, blog, may I have some more?