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2016 Fantasy Football
Rankings Revisited, Week 3
Period Rank % QB RB WR TE K DST Week 3 22 out of 139 15.8 41 18 62 21 7 32 Week 2 96…
- Jay
- September 29, 2016
- 2
2016 Buy/Sell
Who Are These Guys?, Week 4: Artificial In-Siemian-ation with Small Wood
I always thought AI stood for artificial intelligence, especially with my background in engineering. Little did I know that it shared its abbreviation with the…
- malamoney
- September 28, 2016
- 36
2016 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 4: Carry On My Langford Son
If you have been following our weekly Handcuff Reports and reading them carefully (as I am sure you have been), you may have noticed this…
- mikeMaher
- September 28, 2016
- 23
2016 Buy/Sell
Disgraces and Delights, Week 4: Luck be a Lady… In England?
Greetings! Young Lords and Lordettes, we are almost a quarter of the way through the NFL season! I cannot believe it. I haven't fully enjoyed…
- LT Murray IV
- September 28, 2016
- 100
2016 Fantasy Football
Working the Wire, Week 4: Listening to Pryor Wisdom
I'm no sage. And, as Jay always points out, I'm no expert. I can't see the future, and I can't accurately predict the outcome each…
- M@
- September 27, 2016
- 90
2016 Fantasy Football
World Wide FAAB, Week 4: Pryor Offenses
Two things before I get into this week's FAAB acquisitions, which include The Terrelle Pryor Show and Wendell Smallwood's supremacy over Ryan Tinytwig (err, Mathews).…
- RotoLance
- September 27, 2016
- 29
2016 Fantasy Football
Welcome to the Derpdome
Well, that was something. And if you think I'm referring to the Presidential debate instead of the game, I'd say, why not both? And while…
- Jay
- September 27, 2016
- 155
2016 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 3: Falcons vs. Saints
I'm pretty sure I could compare tonight's Monday Night Football game to that of the first Presidential debate pretty closely, but I get kinda stuck…
- Jay
- September 26, 2016
- 12
2016 Fantasy Football
Bears Trying for the Picnic Basket, Getting the Casket
Contrary to most people, Fantasy Football actually reinforces my belief in a higher power. Because in my opinion, the statistical probability that the Bears would…
- Jay
- September 26, 2016
- 94
2016 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 3: Bears vs. Cowboys
I talked about this on the pod a little bit, but when you look at this game, you really wonder why the hell it's in…
- Jay
- September 25, 2016
- 28
2016 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 3
For some reason this week, there's a somewhat-crowded slate of games... I'm not sure on the science of this, the when, the how, the meaning…
- Jay
- September 25, 2016
- 2
2016 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 3
Well, seeing as how Thursday Night Football once again lowered the bar in terms of "quality", more specifically, in terms of "nap quality was good…
- Jay
- September 25, 2016
- 96
2016 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 3: The Zeke-a Virus
Well that was a weird week. When Corey Coleman outscores both Antonio Brown and Odell Beckham, and Justin Hardy outscores Julio, you know it's time…
- Zach
- September 24, 2016
- 41
2016 Dream League
Dream League, Episodes 3 & 4: If At First You Don’t Succeed “Try Again” & Moe’s Knows
Do you remember how amazing Bo Jackson was? He was dominant, the next big thing, and then... his knee exploded and he never recovered. Career…
- JRod
- September 24, 2016
- 3
2016 Fantasy Football
Rudy’s Zag Picks, Week 3
Rudy is the man behind our Pigskinonator and DFSBot football projections and is also behind the baseball 'bots (Streamonator, Hittertron, etc.) and NFL/MLB player pages. This…
- Rudy Gamble
- September 24, 2016
- 9
2016 Fantasy Football
Podcast: Tehol Still Be Driven’ Driven’
A little late, a little more driving, but we're back and better than ever! I think. Maybe not. But Tehol and I got a lot…
- Jay
- September 23, 2016
- 14
2016 Deep Leagues
Deep Impact, Week 3: Burton For a Squirtin’
Welcome back everybody to this week’s edition of “Derp Imprints”, our recurring series at Razzball where we take a look at our favorite merchandise with…
- Alex Lee
- September 23, 2016
- 20
2016 Buy/Sell
By the Numbers, Week 2: Easy Breesy
Welcome back to the Week 3 edition of By The Numbers. I'm writing this from one of my favorite cities on the entire world -…
- Mike Honcho
- September 23, 2016
- 6
2016 Buy/Sell
Beyond the Numbers, Week 3: Todd Gurley’s Looking Squirrelly
What’s up Razzballers (or Razzballas if you’re not one for the “Hard R”) and welcome to this week’s edition of Beyond the Numbers! Looks like…
- Dominic Hall
- September 23, 2016
- 10
2016 Fantasy Football
Bring Back the Oilers
Houston. I hate to be the one, but you are not very good... And I know I can be a bit hyperbolic when it comes…
- Jay
- September 23, 2016
- 77
2016 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 3: Texans vs. Patriots
Hunh, that's weird. A prime time Patriots game not against the Colts or Broncos? No Tom Brady still? Gronk still questionable? A third-string quarterback starting?…
- Jay
- September 22, 2016
- 22
2016 Fantasy Football
I Scream, You Stream, Week 3: Where the Big Dak’s Swing
Welcome back to the streamer article. We scored some touchdowns last week and some week 1 names turned in better performances in week 2. I…
- MB
- September 22, 2016
- 6
2016 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull, Week 3: Golden Tate
It has not been a good start for owners of Golden Tate. Not only does he have a stat line of 9 receptions on 16…
- Son
- September 22, 2016
- 12
2016 Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 3
Just in case you missed it (aka, didn't scroll down a few inches... that's what she said), I delved into my rankings in a new…
- Jay
- September 22, 2016
- 156
2016 Fantasy Football
Rankings Revisited, Week 2
As you all know, we are part of the FantasyPros Accuracy Rankings series, a site dedicated to tracking all the Fantasy "experts" of the world…
- Jay
- September 22, 2016
- 2
2016 Buy/Sell
Disgraces and Delights, Week 3: Mariota Raids Oakland
Greetings! I come to you, live from the waterbed of a vixen, freshly slain, lying next to me, quivering in a frothing pool of sweat…
- LT Murray IV
- September 21, 2016
- 58
2016 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 3: Injuries Off the Jerick-ter Scale
Well, that got ugly fast. And I’m not just talking about this week’s Jaguars - Chargers game. That was an entirely different level of ugly. This week…
- mikeMaher
- September 21, 2016
- 30
2016 Buy/Sell
Who Are These Guys, Week 3: Fozzy Wozzy Was A Panther
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? I think that's how that goes. Here's my version.…
- malamoney
- September 21, 2016
- 57
2016 Fantasy Football
Working the Wire, Week 3: Call in the Replacements
We all knew the NFL was a brutal sport. That's nothing new. Yet, we're often so surprised when injuries happen. Guys like Carson Wentz can…
- M@
- September 20, 2016
- 83
2016 Buy/Sell
Hit it or Quit it, Week 3: A Fozzy Whittaker is Better Than a Dirty Sanchez
Welcome back, my Horde, to another edition of your weekly vice, Hit it or quit it. Well, it looks like I managed to make it…
- Jennifer
- September 20, 2016
- 23
2016 Fantasy Football
World Wide FAAB, Week 3: Quincy Enunwa
Knowledge of the player base is not one of my specialties as a fantasy football analyst. I have to confess I didn't know who Quincy…
- RotoLance
- September 20, 2016
- 36
2016 Fantasy Football
Gruden Knows from Wentz He Came
Seriously, for those of you who missed it, I spent the entire game trying to formulate ways on filing a restraining order against Jon Gruden…
- Jay
- September 20, 2016
- 151
2016 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Eagles vs. Bears
Tonight's game is kinda of a matchup between teams that are sorta-kinda similar, but not. How informative! Yes, you could say that about every team…
- Jay
- September 19, 2016
- 54
2016 Fantasy Football
Sam Bradford: Because We’re Serious About Winning Now
In what could have been a wonderful work of satire in today's title, last night's Sunday excursion into Minnesota's new football stadium may have upended…
- Jay
- September 19, 2016
- 105
2016 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Packers vs. Vikings
You know, at first glance, you wonder why we're watching a prime time game featuring the Vikings. At least, that was my reaction on our…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 38
2016 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 2
A pretty crowded afternoon slate today, highlighted by the Jaguars vs. Chargers game. Haha, just kidding. Also, not sure how I would type out a…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 38
2016 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 2
Despite my complaints last week about some of the opening matchups being akin to choking on benzos (the Bills versus Ravens game still brings me into a yawn-state right…
- Jay
- September 18, 2016
- 79
2016 Buy/Sell
Beyond the Numbers, Week 2: Stay Sharpe
Welcome to the first edition of Beyond the Numbers! Hope you guys like it here. Feels a little funny writing an article seemingly in direct contradiction…
- Dominic Hall
- September 17, 2016
- 8
2016 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 2: Mister Anderson…
What a great week of football last Sunday, huh? For me, Sunday turned into a six-hour RedZone session, and truth be told, it was fantastic.…
- Zach
- September 17, 2016
- 56
2016 Fantasy Football
Football Player Pages Now Live!
Following up on last week's launch of weekly in-season NFL projections - aka the Pigskinonator - we are psyched to announce that we now have fantasy football…
- Rudy Gamble
- September 16, 2016
- 3
