Three words Jim Bob Cooter. Why do I begin this week's edition of Through The Wire with the name of the Lions newly promoted Offensive…
With Halloween this weekend, the country has been consumed with ranking their favorite sweets. The divergent opinions and tastes are what make life beautiful and…
Another week, and unfortunately another huge injury. On Sunday, Arian Foster tore his Achilles’ tendon and is out for the season after coming back only…
Okay, I'll say it: That was an entertaining football game with a lot of great plays and it didn't suck at all, something I'd never…
Trying to figure out rankings in the NFC East is no job for amateurs. And let's just say I'm no expert. First, you have Washington…
The Panthers? In prime time? WEIRD. I had just assumed that any prime time game featuring an AFC South team would be a battle between…
Because of the bye period (which sounds like a LIT-History course at a San Francisco community college) and a frighteningly exciting game (for those of…
Ah, back to London again. This time, it's the legendary Bills franchise going against what many to believe to be one of the most historic stalwarts of the NFL:…
Greetings! I'd like to start by informing you that my doctor prescribed me Wellbutrin, which is a mild anti-depressant, but can also help with A.D.D.…
I took the week off last week, and it was for a good reason, mind you. I didn't play any DFS, but I did play…
Last week. The Stats Machine had a chance to rest its algorithms and recharge its data structures. This week, it's ready to pinpoint last week's…
This week, like always featured many good players, many shockingly good players, some busts, Eddie Lacy, and Philip Rivers. Good job to those DFS players…
This was the only game highlight worth showcasing. Seriously. I could have watched Fear Factor re-runs and come away with the same general feelings that…
It's been well documented that the dumpster fire the 49ers transformed themselves into this offseason has been a resounding success and ahead of schedule thus…
Jeremy Maclin (concussion) missed practice on Wednesday. Occasionally you see a player suffer a concussion on Sunday and return to practice by Wednesday. At another…
I am BACK! I apologize for my absence last week, as I had some personal issues come up. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. Tehol would. Man, the…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 6 62.6% 2 out of 21 65.2% 26.9% Top 10% 2015 58.5% 3 out of 20 60.4% 50.0%…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 6 54.0% 84 out of 131 65.2% 45.7% Top 65% Week 5 54.4% 37 out of 130 59.7%…
Last week The Dillon Panthers, my team in the Razzball Writers League, scored 168.64 points, making quick work of Jay's team and elevating me to an astounding…
So, I always take on the week's views of who I think you should roster that not everyone else is noticing, or really not paying…
Greetings! There ain't no rest for the wicked, so I must push forward even while desiring nothing more than a hot bubble bath and a…
Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to discuss a problem that affects us all. That problem is Peyton Manning. Let's imagine for a moment that…
In 2012, safety Donte Whitner said Colin Kaepernick’s nickname was Jafar from Aladdin. Works for me. But Jafar was the villain. And Kaepernick is a hero. He…
Luckily there are no major injuries this week that would kill fantasy football owners. Minor injuries? Sure, but that’s what I’m here for. To tell…
Everyone have their Philadelphia-patented projectiles ready? Good. Let's go. Let me just establish right off the bat, I did this. I'm the one who asked…
As any Razzball reader would attest, to me, these NFC East games are always considered to be beautiful bundles of absolute derp. The last prime time…
Good god, what was that? In what, dare I say, was a pretty good football game for a majority of the time (let's just agree to not…
In what used to be an interesting rivalry back when it when it was Tom Brady against Peyton Manning, the new iteration of Tom Brady…
Well, despite my completely abnormal and masochistic homerism of my Chargers, I do try (really!) not to focus them unless it's absolutely unavoidable. That allows…
I usually dedicate this space for what is the marquee match-up of the time slot. True, I dictate those decisions, so there's a measure of bias,…
Greetings! What an exceptional birthday week I just received! I'd like to start by thanking the Elder Gods with continuing to bless me with great…
Last week I tried to lure Jay into a Chargers trap. The results left me thinking, I just wasn't trying hard enough. It made me…
Like always, this week entailed some shock, some disappointments, and some anger and confusion. I'd like to reach out to anyone who played Jamaal Charles on Sunday. I…
Hey, you guys remember when the Saints destroyed Hurricane Katrina? They basically put a bounty on it and once it made landfall, it was quickly…
Ah yes, the required prime time NFC South showdown that's required at least twice a year, featuring mediocracy at it's finest, and always ending with…
Is there still such a thing as an ACL injury after effect? Adrian Peterson famously rushed for over 2000 yards the year following a December…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 5 51.7% 9 out of 21 62.8% 33.0% Top 50% 2015 57.7% 5 out of 20 59.6% 49.7%…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 5 54.4% 37 out of 130 59.7% 41.9% Top 30% Week 4 56.4% 12 out of 135 59.9%…
I won my fantasy baseball league this year and am using the winnings to take my wife and two year old daughter to see Mickey…
Let's just have another article about the waiver wire dandies that are the Kansas City Chiefs running back situation, seems original! The Google hit limit…