Articles – Fantasy Football
2015 Buy/Sell
The Stats Machine, YTD Rankings
In order to provide the most accurate rankings it was essential that I instruct The Stats Machine to recalculate the first three weeks' results, accounting…
- malamoney
- October 10, 2015
- 3
2015 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 5: Bathing in Russell Wilson’s Holy Water
Homies, I'm home! Greetings! I come to you live from Kathmandu, at a retreat where other Elder God chosen worshipers come to participate in peyote smoking,…
- LT Murray IV
- October 10, 2015
- 57
2015 Fantasy Football
RCL Update, Week 5: Are We Having Fun Yet?
You know what I love around here... Jay. If I even mention the Chargers, I get an editors note. [Jay's Note: True.] Like if I…
- J-FOH
- October 9, 2015
- 13
2015 Buy/Sell
The Stats Machine, Week 5: The Most Electrifying Stats
FINALLY!!! The defense has come to The Stats Machine! For the past many weeks I have been promising an updated algorithm in which opposing the…
- malamoney
- October 9, 2015
- 37
2015 Daily Fantasy
FanDuel, Week 5: A Swift Brees
What a weird week. I'm not talking about how the Falcons Devonta Freeman was the only player last week to score more points than Chiefs Kicker…
- Zach
- October 9, 2015
- 6
2015 Fantasy Football
That Was So Very Houston of the Texans
In a surprising turn of events for Thursday Night Football, this game was actually semi-entertaining. I'm saying "semi" because I don't want to get too…
- Jay
- October 9, 2015
- 82
2015 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 5: Colts vs. Texans
In a legendary battle between Matt Hasselbeck (with the added bonus of recovering from a viral infection, which I'm just assuming is called "getting old")…
- Jay
- October 8, 2015
- 18
2015 Fantasy Football
The Injury Report, Week 5: The Empire Strikes Steve Smith’s Back
Some dude in black hit Steve Smith's back. And he was off to a great start this year. For some reason I wasn't watching the…
- RotoLance
- October 8, 2015
- 14
2015 Buy/Sell
Smokey Says, Week 5: Poppin’ Willie’s
Put your helmets on (this is for your safety). I don't need to actually wear one, becuase helmets are for squares and homeless roller-bladers. It…
- Smokey
- October 8, 2015
- 10
2015 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 5: The (Cow)Boys are Back in Town
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 4 54.3% 15 out of 21 59.9% 31.5% Top 75% 2015 59.2% 5 out of 19 61.9% 50.1%…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 8, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 5: The First Quarter
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 4 56.4% 12 out of 135 59.9% 41.1% Top 10% Week 3 59.1% 18 out of 134 65.0%…
- Jay
- October 8, 2015
- 124
2015 Buy/Sell
Disgrace and Delight, Week 5: Peyton the Elder
Greetings! I hope you're all enjoying that missed call from the Seahawks Monday Night Football game as much as I am. I've been witnessing a…
- LT Murray IV
- October 7, 2015
- 118
2015 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys?, Week 5: Kissing Cousins
Apparently there is some discrepancy as to what exactly a "kissing cousin" is. Am I even allowed to end a sentence with the word "is"? [Jay's…
- malamoney
- October 7, 2015
- 19
2015 Fantasy Football
2015 Rest of Season Rankings
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile 2015 56.4% 23 out of 132 59.4% 48.3% Top 20% 2014 58.1% 31 out of 125 60.7% 50.6% Top…
- Jay
- October 7, 2015
- 149
2015 Fantasy Football
Through the Wire, Week 5: Cousins and Juniors
I'd like to begin this week's post with a big shout out to the homie Dolphins owner Stephen Ross. Good looks on firing Philbin my…
- Geoff
- October 6, 2015
- 106
2015 Fantasy Football
The Benchwarmers, Week 5: Randling All These Injuries
So like my team (the best team in the league of course) the Patriots had their bye on Week 4, so did I. But now…
- Doug
- October 6, 2015
- 13
2015 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Pocket Rocket
What is a pocket rocket? A miniature motorcycle meant for racing? A pair of aces in poker? A small vibrating dildo? If you answered #3,…
- Son
- October 6, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
Supreme Chancellor
This game was like my sex life in that I missed half of it, had no idea what was going on, and didn't particularly care…
- Jay
- October 6, 2015
- 68
2015 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football, Week 4: Lions vs. Seahawks
A last minute intake of Skittles wasn't enough to fix Marshawn Lynch's hamstring this past weekend, so the Seahawks will be hosting the Lions for…
- Jay
- October 5, 2015
- 22
2015 Fantasy Football
Can Romonobyl Happen if Romo Isn’t in the Game?
In what was a interesting-because-it-was-close-but-sorta-kinda-boring-anyways Sunday Night Football game, Dallas once again proved that they are two different teams depending on which half it is.…
- Jay
- October 5, 2015
- 81
2015 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 4: Cowboys vs. Saints
Welcome to another Sunday Night Football game, this time featuring the Dallas Cowboys versus the Denver Broncos. Wait, what's that you say? The Broncos aren't…
- Jay
- October 4, 2015
- 7
2015 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 4
In a match-up that has featured some really good games, both during the regular season and the playoffs, today's game will try it's hardest to…
- Jay
- October 4, 2015
- 24
2015 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 4
I had always thought that spreading the sport of football to Great Britain was seemingly a waste of time. Finally, I can say that the…
- Jay
- October 4, 2015
- 90
2015 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 4: This Carr Passes Inspection
So, my friend from college sent me a photo today of a T-shirt. Now, I don't know if it's because he saw my lineup fail…
- waterloo
- October 3, 2015
- 2
2015 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 4: The Age of Latavius
Please Note: Most lineups in most formats, including Daily Fantasy, will lock at 9:30 AM EDT (6:30 AM PDT) tomorrow because of the London game. Don't…
- LT Murray IV
- October 3, 2015
- 119
2015 Fantasy Football
RCL Update, Week 4: We Got Ranks!
Welcome to the first RCL update of the year! Please come in, say hello, have some of the complimentary beverages, and peep at how you stack…
- J-FOH
- October 2, 2015
- 28
2015 Buy/Sell
The Stats Machine, Week 4: Green Means Go
Just one more week until the defense makes an impact on The Stats Machine. With four weeks in the books, I believe that will be…
- malamoney
- October 2, 2015
- 60
2015 Daily Fantasy
FanDuel, Week 4: Green with Envy
What a very interesting week. Big Ben could be out multiple weeks, Latavius Murray had a great game, Ryan Mathews had a great game when…
- Zach
- October 2, 2015
- 2
2015 Fantasy Football
Let the Eliteness Wash Over You
During last night's live thread, I queried: Which Michael Vick would show up? The “watch me earn salary I’m going to do nothing to justify” Vick,…
- Jay
- October 2, 2015
- 88
2015 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 4: Ravens vs. Steelers
In what will be the official debut of "Don't Give a Sh*t Era" Michael Vick, the 0-3 Ravens travel to Pittsburgh to see if their…
- Jay
- October 1, 2015
- 43
2015 Fantasy Football
The Injury Report, Week 4: Ben Roethlisberger’s (Sort of) Broken Knee
Last week I may have said something like "the worst part is we don't know how these injuries will affect the players' performances". Then Chris…
- RotoLance
- October 1, 2015
- 36
2015 Buy/Sell
The Max Factor: Brown, Bell, and Ben
We are starting to get more parity between teams. My 8-8 dream is dead. #$*%. I’ll get over it. Injuries are the most frustrating part…
- Max
- October 1, 2015
- 6
2015 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 4: Another Borland?
Period Accuracy Ranking High Low Percentile Week 3 50.40% 10 out of 20 60.60% 37.00% Top 50% 2015 60.9% 3 out of 19 62.7% 49.5%…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 1, 2015
- 19
2015 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 4: A Return to Normalcy
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 3 59.1% 18 out of 134 65.0% 42.1% Top 15% Week 2 53.4% 85 out of 135 65.2%…
- Jay
- October 1, 2015
- 157
2015 Daily Fantasy
Who Are These Guys?, Week 4: I’m a Free Man
I really wish Devonta's last name was Soulman. I'm a soul man would have been a much better title and then I could have linked…
- malamoney
- September 30, 2015
- 38
2015 Buy/Sell
Smokey Says, Week 4: Duke Gives ‘Em the Shocker
When at the bottom, where else is there to go but up? Well, I guess for the quitters, you can just wallow for a bit,…
- Smokey
- September 30, 2015
- 19
2015 Buy/Sell
Disgrace and Delight, Week 4: The Rodfather is Here, Kiss the Ring
Greetings! What a time to be alive! We've all been allowed to witness the glorious gift of the Elder Gods, Tyrod Taylor, make gizzards out…
- LT Murray IV
- September 30, 2015
- 161
2015 Fantasy Football
Through the Wire, Week 4: Karlos the Jackal
Ahhhhh Fantasy Football, how I loathe you. Gentlemen and four ladies, we're living in a world where Larry Fitzgerald, Dion Lewis, and Tyrod Taylor have…
- Geoff
- September 29, 2015
- 157
2015 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: M&M’s
After the conclusion of the 2014 NFL season, the clock was on for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who “won” the right to select No. 1…
- Son
- September 29, 2015
- 16
2015 Buy/Sell
Love to Hate, Week 4: Eifert in Your General Direction
Hello Razzball! This is the first in a series of weekly articles written by yours truly that will be looking into each of the week's…
- Brandon
- September 29, 2015
- 50
