We haven't reached the end of the 2015 Fantasy Football Season yet, nay, we are still smack dab right in the middle of it, but I…
Why can't Chiefs fans have anything nice? First they get broken down Joe Montana and Marcus Allen, then they lose Derrick Thomas, and now this?…
So obviously the big news from this past weekend is the loss of Jamaal Charles for the rest of the season. The Chiefs running back…
There's a gonna be some prospecting come waiver wire day this week. The allure of gold drove many in the 1800's to pack up their…
Greetings! What a splendid treat it is to fill in for my esteemed editor and boss, Jay (Wrong) the Elder blessed! Let us pray that…
I think everyone knows of my (now patented!) unbiased Chargers fandom when it comes to the pleasurable sport of football. I find solace in my…
Well, I guess someone forgot to remind us that Jamaal Charles bi-annual end-of-season injury was due. Looking to go up 24-3 in the third quarter…
I would normally blame NBC for not flexing out of a football game no one really wants to watch outside of their home markets, but…
While I would normally highlight a marquee match-up during the late game slate, there really are none. The Cardinals and Lions is semi-intriguing, if only…
The first month of the season is already gone (or I guess more accurately, one quarter), but however you'd like to describe the passage of…
What's the saying again? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Or, should I say, Foles me once and twice. …
In order to provide the most accurate rankings it was essential that I instruct The Stats Machine to recalculate the first three weeks' results, accounting…
Homies, I'm home! Greetings! I come to you live from Kathmandu, at a retreat where other Elder God chosen worshipers come to participate in peyote smoking,…
You know what I love around here... Jay. If I even mention the Chargers, I get an editors note. [Jay's Note: True.] Like if I…
FINALLY!!! The defense has come to The Stats Machine! For the past many weeks I have been promising an updated algorithm in which opposing the…
What a weird week. I'm not talking about how the Falcons Devonta Freeman was the only player last week to score more points than Chiefs Kicker…
In a surprising turn of events for Thursday Night Football, this game was actually semi-entertaining. I'm saying "semi" because I don't want to get too…
In a legendary battle between Matt Hasselbeck (with the added bonus of recovering from a viral infection, which I'm just assuming is called "getting old")…
Some dude in black hit Steve Smith's back. And he was off to a great start this year. For some reason I wasn't watching the…
Put your helmets on (this is for your safety). I don't need to actually wear one, becuase helmets are for squares and homeless roller-bladers. It…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 4 54.3% 15 out of 21 59.9% 31.5% Top 75% 2015 59.2% 5 out of 19 61.9% 50.1%…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 4 56.4% 12 out of 135 59.9% 41.1% Top 10% Week 3 59.1% 18 out of 134 65.0%…
Greetings! I hope you're all enjoying that missed call from the Seahawks Monday Night Football game as much as I am. I've been witnessing a…
Apparently there is some discrepancy as to what exactly a "kissing cousin" is. Am I even allowed to end a sentence with the word "is"? [Jay's…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile 2015 56.4% 23 out of 132 59.4% 48.3% Top 20% 2014 58.1% 31 out of 125 60.7% 50.6% Top…
I'd like to begin this week's post with a big shout out to the homie Dolphins owner Stephen Ross. Good looks on firing Philbin my…
So like my team (the best team in the league of course) the Patriots had their bye on Week 4, so did I. But now…
What is a pocket rocket? A miniature motorcycle meant for racing? A pair of aces in poker? A small vibrating dildo? If you answered #3,…
This game was like my sex life in that I missed half of it, had no idea what was going on, and didn't particularly care…
A last minute intake of Skittles wasn't enough to fix Marshawn Lynch's hamstring this past weekend, so the Seahawks will be hosting the Lions for…
In what was a interesting-because-it-was-close-but-sorta-kinda-boring-anyways Sunday Night Football game, Dallas once again proved that they are two different teams depending on which half it is.…
Welcome to another Sunday Night Football game, this time featuring the Dallas Cowboys versus the Denver Broncos. Wait, what's that you say? The Broncos aren't…
In a match-up that has featured some really good games, both during the regular season and the playoffs, today's game will try it's hardest to…
I had always thought that spreading the sport of football to Great Britain was seemingly a waste of time. Finally, I can say that the…
So, my friend from college sent me a photo today of a T-shirt. Now, I don't know if it's because he saw my lineup fail…
Please Note: Most lineups in most formats, including Daily Fantasy, will lock at 9:30 AM EDT (6:30 AM PDT) tomorrow because of the London game. Don't…
Welcome to the first RCL update of the year! Please come in, say hello, have some of the complimentary beverages, and peep at how you stack…
Just one more week until the defense makes an impact on The Stats Machine. With four weeks in the books, I believe that will be…
What a very interesting week. Big Ben could be out multiple weeks, Latavius Murray had a great game, Ryan Mathews had a great game when…
During last night's live thread, I queried: Which Michael Vick would show up? The “watch me earn salary I’m going to do nothing to justify” Vick,…