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2015 Fantasy Football
Packin’ in the Rain
In what was an oft-rainy night an Lambeau Field (IF ONLY IT WERE SNOW, WE'D ALL EXPLODE), our long national nightmare finally ended. No, Alex…
- Jay
- September 29, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 3: Chiefs vs. Packers
After giving away a win to Peyton Manning and the Broncos last week, the Chiefs look to move to 2-1 against the Packers who are…
- Jay
- September 28, 2015
- 32
2015 Fantasy Football
Big Ben Down
Ben Roethlisberger was forced from yesterday's game against the Rams when Mark Barron fell onto his leg, bending it awkwardly. While my initial reaction was…
- Jay
- September 28, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 3: Broncos vs. Lions
In what is an interesting match-up, if only because we rarely get to see it (I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF IT), the Broncos travel to Detroit…
- Jay
- September 27, 2015
- 16
2015 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 3
With the Late Games schedule lacking a bit, uh, what's a good word to use here? Ooomph? Yeah, ooomph. I suppose the prime time game would…
- Jay
- September 27, 2015
- 23
2015 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 3
With no other "marquee" match-ups for the early slate of games this Sunday, I suppose I'm pigeon-hole'd into discussing the always "just about mediocre" rivalry…
- Jay
- September 27, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
The Benchwarmers, Week 3: Loss Prevention
So, Week 3 is upon us and if you read my post last week, then surely you won your league already, right? That’s how it works…
- Doug
- September 26, 2015
- 5
2015 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 3: RAWLS is Not an Acronym
Greetings! Again… ughhhhh, I'm exhausted after competing in a First Tee golf tournament yesterday, but the show must go on. I can hardly walk, for my…
- LT Murray IV
- September 26, 2015
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2015 Buy/Sell
The Stats Machine, Week 3: If The Shoe Fitz
As I mentioned last week, it won't be until after week 4 that The Stats Machine (TSM) begins including opposing defenses into its algorithm. It…
- malamoney
- September 25, 2015
- 19
2015 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 3: A Little Amish Rifle Isn’t Foles Gold
It's going to get harder and harder to stream quarterbacks starting this week, as the injury plague is officially upon us. Here's hoping that Drew…
- waterloo
- September 25, 2015
- 26
2015 Fantasy Football
NFC East Fever! CATCH IT!
I was promised derp, and boy did we get some derp. Sure, it took an insufferable amount of time to receive said derp (three-and-a-half quarters),…
- Jay
- September 25, 2015
- 56
2015 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 3: Washington vs. Giants
As has been a reoccurring theme this season (and all of last year if you were hanging out with us), the NFC East is known…
- Jay
- September 24, 2015
- 18
2015 Fantasy Football
The Injury Report, Week 3: Drew Brees and a Plethora of Injuries
Time for RotoLance to rise, and give useful information about players trying to rise and grind through injuries, and grind. Last week, Dez Bryant owners…
- RotoLance
- September 24, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
The Max Factor: Trouble in Manningdom
Well, I’m confused. This past weekend’s outcome were just weird. Some trash won, other garbage teams looked average; I don’t know what to make of…
- Max
- September 24, 2015
- 27
2015 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 3: Hammerin’ Hank
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 2 69.50% 1 out of 20 69.50% 47.80% Top 5% Week 1 62.7% 8 out of 20 72.6%…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 24, 2015
- 18
2015 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 3: Retrospectives with Ryan Mathews
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 2 53.4% 85 out of 135 65.2% 46.2% Top 65% Week 1 56.8% 54 out of 137 62.8%…
- Jay
- September 24, 2015
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2015 Daily Fantasy
Who Are These Guys?, Week 3: You Never Had Your Carr
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that…
- malamoney
- September 23, 2015
- 30
2015 Buy/Sell
Smokey Says: Let Me Introduce You to My Number Two
To the dismay of everyone reading, this I will not be talking about weird things or books about how everyone poops. Protip: Everyone does though.…
- Smokey
- September 23, 2015
- 24
2015 Daily Fantasy
FanDuel, Week 3: A Bridge Over Water
Week 2 is in the books. After a week filled with injuries (don't matter in DFS), dramatic finishes, and 108-yard kickoff return touchdowns, it is time…
- Zach
- September 23, 2015
- 4
2015 Fantasy Football
Disgrace and Delight, Week 3: The Philadelphia Schmiegel’s
Greetings! I've just now pulled myself out of the filthy pit of wretchedness that losses from MY Seattle Seahawks and MY Buffalo Bills placed me…
- LT Murray IV
- September 23, 2015
- 133
2015 Fantasy Football
Through the Wire, Week 3: The QB-pocalypse
We're only two weeks into the season Razzscallions and the QB-pocalypse is upon us. Much to the dismay of many a fantasy player, several top…
- Geoff
- September 22, 2015
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2015 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: SuperCAM
If you didn't see Cam Newton flip over a defender, get hit in the back while in the air, then stick the landing... kind of...…
- Son
- September 22, 2015
- 60
2015 Fantasy Football
Colts the New Jets
In what was another snore fest that Monday Night Football can sometimes (almost all the time) be known for (at least as much as Thursday…
- Jay
- September 22, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Jets vs. Colts
Breaking News: There is a report coming out that states Drew Brees has a torn rotator cuff and will miss the rest of the season.…
- Jay
- September 21, 2015
- 71
2015 Fantasy Football
The Cowboys Won the Battle But Lost the War…
Well folks, I promised NFC East derp yesterday afternoon, but the derp levels that were given are almost too much to bear, even a day…
- Jay
- September 21, 2015
- 75
2015 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Seahawks vs. Packers
In what is probably one of the most anticipated match-ups involving teams that made the playoffs last season, the Seahawks travel to the legendary (ALLEGEDLY)…
- Jay
- September 20, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 2
Countless times you and I have spoken about the NFC East derp levels, only because these levels are affecting our lives faster and more pronounced than…
- Jay
- September 20, 2015
- 41
2015 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 2
Going into Week 2, one could pick from a plethora of story lines to choose from. As the one who dictates such things for your…
- Jay
- September 20, 2015
- 91
2015 Roster Strategy
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 2: Johnny Manziel, The Return of the King
Greetings! After witnessing Peyton the redeemer, AKA Peyton the Elder, DECIMATE the once proud hearts of Kansas City Chiefs fans, I have two questions for…
- LT Murray IV
- September 19, 2015
- 84
2015 Fantasy Football
The Benchwarmers, Week 2: The Better Version
Is the phrase, “Back in Black” work here? I’m currently wearing a white t-shirt, but oh well. This is the first of a weekly series…
- Doug
- September 18, 2015
- 22
2015 Buy/Sell
The Stats Machine, Week 2: Heck of an Eifert
I think I have an obsession with stats, and I'm not sure if it is a good thing or a sickness. Every time I look…
- malamoney
- September 18, 2015
- 16
2015 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 2: Tyrod Taylor Rubs the Lotion on the Skin
And we are back for another week of the fantasy season. How badly did you overreact this week? If you have Dez Bryant, here's a…
- waterloo
- September 18, 2015
- 22
2015 Fantasy Football
That’s so Chiefs
If you had judged this game by the first three quarters and half of the fourth, you might have thought that Monday Night Football had…
- Jay
- September 18, 2015
- 59
2015 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Broncos vs. Chiefs
We've now moved on from the first week of football, with all the time in between being spent exhausting profound energy on armchair analysis of who…
- Jay
- September 17, 2015
- 53
2015 Fantasy Football
The Injury Report, Week 2: Dez Bryant Puts Broken Foot in Mouth
Some players are just known for certain things. Dez Bryant's "thing" is being passionate. Whether it's yelling at a teammate or celebrating a victory, he…
- RotoLance
- September 17, 2015
- 27
2015 Buy/Sell
The Max Factor: The Eagle Has Landed
I’ve never seen a more competitive and well balanced group of teams in the NFL than this year. 2015 is going to be the year…
- Max
- September 17, 2015
- 8
2015 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 2: Let’s Talk About Snaps
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 1 62.7% 8 out of 20 72.6% 42.7% Top 40% 2014 57.0% 3 out of 20 58.4% 48.1%…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 17, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 2: Do the Deux
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 1 56.80% 54 out of 137 62.80% 46.30% Top 40% 2014 58.10% 31 out of 125 60.70% 50.60%…
- Jay
- September 17, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys?, Week 2: Dalton and the Double Deuce
In 1989, James Dalton gave us three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside…
- malamoney
- September 16, 2015
- 39
2015 Buy/Sell
Smokey Says: Head West for Blowouts
Everyone likes running back depth, Jay likes it [Jay's Note: Can confirm, I do like it.], Tehol loves it smothered in onions and soy sauce. You…
- Smokey
- September 16, 2015
- 42
