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2015 Fantasy Football
Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 1: The Elders Have Spoken
Greetings! Totally awesome Thursday Night Football, right? A wretched performance by T-Pain, Bob Kraft's trout-ass trotting around the field like a prized gelding, the Steelers…
- LT Murray IV
- September 12, 2015
- 60
2015 Fantasy Football
We’re Going Streaming, Week 1: Super Mariota
It's crazy, right? The NFL season is here. Your drafts and auctions are done, so it's just time to set your lineups for Week 1…
- waterloo
- September 11, 2015
- 19
2015 Buy/Sell
Smokey Says: Mr Hankey, the Eagles DEF is Poo
Well hello again friends and enemies. We embark on another year of fantasy usefulness here at Razzball, and as always, I am here to shed…
- Smokey
- September 11, 2015
- 17
2015 Fantasy Football
A Gronking to Remember
Even though the pregame show lasted about as long as a soccer game does (with all the appropriate New England circle-jerking, including, but definitely not…
- Jay
- September 11, 2015
- 87
2015 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 1: Steelers vs. Patriots
Technically it's Sunday Night Football on Thursday, but since that makes no sense whatsoever, I'm just going to call it what it is, and that's…
- Jay
- September 10, 2015
- 82
2015 Fantasy Football
The Injury Report, Week 1: An Introduction to the Report
Welcome to the introductory edition of the Injury Report. The Injury Report will be your chance to get caught up on the latest player injury…
- RotoLance
- September 10, 2015
- 11
2015 Daily Fantasy
FanDuel, Week 1: Picks, Pricing, and Preview
Ladies and Gentleman. Boys and Girls. It is almost Week 1 of the regular season, and I just cannot wait. Can you smell that? That smell of pigskin,…
- Zach
- September 10, 2015
- 11
2015 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 1: Don’t Overthink Things
2014 Accuracy: 57.00% (3rd out of 20 Experts, Range: 58.40% - 48.10%). After months and months of analysis, mock drafts, and ultimately the actual draft,…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 10, 2015
- 37
2015 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 1: And So It Begins
2014 Accuracy: 58.10% (31st out of 125 Experts, Range: 60.70% - 50.60%). That's right my friends, we made it. Another football season is about to begin, and…
- Jay
- September 10, 2015
- 122
2015 Buy/Sell
Disgraces and Delights, Week 1: Elder God Chosen, Elder God Blessed
The NFL regular season starts Thursday. Oh what a glorious daaaaaay. Ohhhhh, kickin off the NFL season, the Tehol Beddict waaaaaaaaay. Oh yeah, I just…
- LT Murray IV
- September 9, 2015
- 86
2015 Buy/Sell
The Max Factor: Run DMC, RUUUUUUUN
I’m done talking about who I’m crushing over or who should be drafted later on after half the league has turned to auto-draft. I get…
- Max
- September 9, 2015
- 20
2015 Buy/Sell
Hit it or Quit it, Week 1: I Wanna Be-on Dion
Welcome back, boys and girls, ex-cons and degenerates, to another edition of Hit it or Quit it, with yours truly. I know you have all…
- Jennifer
- September 9, 2015
- 35
2015 Buy/Sell
Who Are These Guys?, Week 1: Mitchell Friedman
If you read the title to this post and said to yourself, "Who the heck is Mitchell Friedman", then I have done my job in…
- malamoney
- September 9, 2015
- 22
2015 Fantasy Football
Podcast: The Season is Finally Here
And so it begins. While this is the eleventh podcast of our "season", this shall be known, henceforth, as the first podcast of the NFL…
- Jay
- September 9, 2015
- 70
2015 Fantasy Football
Through the Wire, Week 1: Wavier Adds, Speculative Grabs
Salutations my loyal Razzscallions, and welcome to Razzball's in-season coverage. Hopefully you found the place alright. After all, it is the internet and you don't…
- Geoff
- September 8, 2015
- 98
2015 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Skittles Stock
"Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem.…
- Son
- September 8, 2015
- 7
2015 Fantasy Football
The Official 2015 Razzball Picks
It’s official because we don’t deal in unofficial. Whatever that means. Which is nothing, if you’re wondering. But it does make this post feel more…
- Jay
- September 8, 2015
- 113
2015 Fantasy Football
RCL Update: The Writer’s League
Well, with the RCL drafting phase almost over for all leagues, there's one last update before the seasons starts, so why not make it a…
- Jay
- September 7, 2015
- 40
2015 Daily Fantasy
FanDuel Daily Fantasy Football Strategy
Hi guys, my name is Zach, and I am going to be writing a post a week (except for this one), breaking down the best options per…
- Zach
- September 7, 2015
- 11
2015 Fantasy Football
Welcome to the 2015 Razzball Fantasy Football Season
We made it folks. Yesterday was the last Sunday without regular season football for a long time, and I can’t wait to get this season…
- Jay
- September 7, 2015
- 44
2015 Fantasy Football
Why is Everyone Sleeping on this Sleeper?
NFL.com defines a fantasy football sleeper as “a late-round pick or waiver-wire selection who exceeds his statistical expectations and becomes a prominent option in fantasy…
- Son
- September 4, 2015
- 110
2015 Fantasy Football
Jimmy Garoppolo’s Mom is Gonna Be Pissed
I’m looking at this as less of a victory for Tom Brady and more of a defeat for Roger Goodell. And, of course, the aforementioned…
- Jay
- September 4, 2015
- 138
2015 Buy/Sell
2015 Disgraces and Delights: Rookies
Greetings! Doing two posts a week, back-to-back, can be quite stressful, especially considering I'm attempting to give you nothing but my pure unadulterated best. Sometimes…
- LT Murray IV
- September 3, 2015
- 78
2015 Fantasy Football
Sleeper: Owen Daniels
Hey guys, just finished pouring some maple syrup on my eggs and pancakes. I hope you all can stomach the sweetness my posts have to…
- Max
- September 3, 2015
- 4
2015 Fantasy Football
LeSean McCoy’s Injury Status Gets a Bit Shady
See what I did there with the title? Yes you did. Yesterday, there were some concerns that the Bills' LeSean McCoy may not be ready for Week…
- Jay
- September 3, 2015
- 87
2015 Fantasy Football
IDP Lightning Round
It's been over a month since I posted my initial IDP rankings, and the only constant since then has been change. I've updated the rankings…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 2, 2015
- 42
2015 Fantasy Football
RCL Update: The NFL Regular Season Approaches
We've had an amazing run so far boys and girls. And by boys and girls, I mean men and women. And by men and women,…
- Jay
- September 2, 2015
- 77
2015 Fantasy Football
2015 Disgraces and Delights: Beddict’s Top 200 Overall
Greetings! I'd like to start by praising the Elders for giving me the strength and durability of a Kardashian furburger, allowing me to put in…
- LT Murray IV
- September 1, 2015
- 97
2015 Fantasy Football
Ninety Six Picks and a Jordy Ain’t One
First allow me to send my condolences to any of you that have already had your draft and in said draft you drafted Jordy Nelson.…
- malamoney
- September 1, 2015
- 34
2015 Fantasy Football
The Age of RG-3 Closes, Let the Epoch of KC-1 Begin
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Okay. Not really. And so it was, and so it shall be, which was proclaimed long ago when the Washington Football Team traded what…
- Jay
- September 1, 2015
- 62
2015 Draft Strategy
Risk Management, Part 2: Surprising Injury Risks
You can read part one here. Here's two players. Player A played in 66 games in 5 years since becoming a starter, an average of…
- RotoLance
- August 31, 2015
- 19
2015 Fantasy Football
Podcast: The Pre-Preseason Episode
I'm still not sure why I called this pod the "pre-preseason" episode, but I'm sure it had something to do with the season fast approaching.…
- Jay
- August 31, 2015
- 61
2015 Draft Strategy
Put Your Money Where Your Points Are
As promised, I have completed my homework for this year's upcoming auctions and am back to share the results. In part 3 of my "Points…
- malamoney
- August 28, 2015
- 72
2015 Buy/Sell
Sleepless in Seattle
Deja vu is "the phenomenon of having the strong sensation that an event or experience currently being experienced, has already been experienced in the past,…
- Son
- August 28, 2015
- 28
2015 Draft Strategy
Razzball Rankings Versus Yahoo
We are here today to point out the differences between the Razzball rankings and those that Yahoo has released to the masses. (Not to be…
- Jay
- August 28, 2015
- 80
2015 Fantasy Football
2015 Disgraces and Delights: Quarterbacks
Greetings! Forgive me I'm not up to date on current sporting events, for Twitter, whom I fully depend on for all news and information, locked my…
- LT Murray IV
- August 27, 2015
- 93
2015 Fantasy Football
2015 Fantasy Football War Room
Gentlemen and four Ladies, I know what you’re all thinking, “Who is this man-child showing off his above-average arsenal of hair products? Is this Grey…
- Nico
- August 27, 2015
- 7
2015 Draft Strategy
Razzball Rankings Versus ESPN
We are here today to point out the difference between the Razzball rankings and those that ESPN has released to the masses. The first difference…
- Jay
- August 27, 2015
- 59
2015 Draft Strategy
It’s Fab to be FAAB
If your league does not employ FAAB, then your commish must be a Commie! The traditional waiver wire process usually entails "rewarding" the last place…
- Son
- August 26, 2015
- 36
2015 Draft Strategy
Return of the Stats Machine
A long time ago (about a year) in a galaxy (Razzball) far, far way... Guess who's back, back again. The Stats Machine's back, tell a friend.…
- malamoney
- August 26, 2015
- 33
