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2014 Fantasy Football
And the 2014 Razzball Commentator League Champion Is…
Everyone. Well, not really, and the real winners (prize winners) will be revealed after the jump, but I just want to send a shout out…
- Jay
- February 9, 2015
- 5
2014 Fantasy Football
Super Bowl Round-Up: Patriot Schadenfreude Scheduled for Next Year, I Suppose
Well, this year's Super Bowl certainly wasn't last years, that's for sure. Obvious statement is obvious. Overall, it was actually a better game that I…
- Jay
- February 3, 2015
- 2
2014 Fantasy Football
Super Bowl XLIX: Powerful Enough to Remove the Word “Deflate” from the English Language? Maybe.
The long wait is over friends. Yes, we had plenty of time to talk ad nauseum about deflated balls, and truth be told, I'm quite…
- Jay
- February 1, 2015
- 3
2014 Fantasy Football
Pro Bowl Round-Up: Andy Dalton Pro Bowler, World Nears End
So here we are, continuing our weird no-man's land period for fantasy football news and analysis. We're not quite far enough into the off-season to start…
- Jay
- January 26, 2015
- 1
2014 Fantasy Football
Championship Sunday Round-Up: Let the Narratives Begin!
So, after taking a few days to wait for the dust cloud of Championship Sunday to clear, we now have our Super Bowl teams; the Seattle…
- Jay
- January 21, 2015
- 5
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings and Picks, Championship Sunday
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 58.10% (31st out of 125 Experts, 60.70% Highest, 50.60% Lowest). Accuracy Rank Experts Highest Lowest Score +/- Rank +/- Week 1 61.80%…
- Jay
- January 17, 2015
- 4
2014 Fantasy Football
The Stats Machine: Just The Stats Man!
The 2014 fantasy football season is over Johnny. It's over! So now let's take a few moments to talk about the players that The Stats…
- malamoney
- January 14, 2015
- 0
2014 Fantasy Football
Divisional Weekend Round-Up: The Calvin Johnson Rule Strikes Again
Welp, what the refs giveth, the refs take away. Something like that. And so it goes for the Cowboys, who saw their season come to…
- Jay
- January 12, 2015
- 5
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings and Picks, Divisional Weekend
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 58.10% (31st out of 125 Experts, 60.70% Highest, 50.60% Lowest). Accuracy Rank Experts Highest Lowest Score +/- Rank +/- Week 1 61.80%…
- Jay
- January 10, 2015
- 6
2015 Fantasy Football
Way-Too-Early Top-100 Rankings for 2015
[Jay's Note: The Official 2015 Razzball Fantasy Football Rankings will come out in several months, but Michael has been awesome enough to give you guys…
- waterloo
- January 8, 2015
- 9
2014 Fantasy Football
Wild Card Weekend Round-Up: How Elite is Joe Flacco?
It's been commonplace around here to poke a bit of fun at Joe Flacco's expense, and I have to admit, it probably starts with me. Look,…
- Jay
- January 5, 2015
- 7
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings and Picks, Wild Card Weekend
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 58.10% (31st out of 125 Experts, 60.70% Highest, 50.60% Lowest). Accuracy Rank Experts Highest Lowest Score +/- Rank +/- Week 1 61.80%…
- Jay
- January 3, 2015
- 7
2014 Fantasy Football
So Long, Regular Season. It’s Been Adverb Adjective.
So let me get this straight... there are three AFC North teams in the playoffs? No, I don’t care for this much AFC North in…
- Jay
- December 29, 2014
- 11
2014 Fantasy Football
Sunday Games, Week 17: A Penny for Your Watts
While last week marked the end of the fantasy seasonfor many of you, this week will mark the end of the real football season (and…
- Jay
- December 28, 2014
- 7
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 17
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 58.10% (31st out of 125 Experts, 60.70% Highest, 50.60% Lowest). Week 16 Results: 56.20% (70th out of 122 Experts, 65.60% Highest, 45.30%…
- Jay
- December 27, 2014
- 10
2014 Fantasy Football
NFC Plays, Week 17: Why Are You Still Playing?
What's up Razzicans! If you are still here, you are either still playing or just can't let us go. If it's the latter, then all I…
- J-FOH
- December 26, 2014
- 8
2014 Fantasy Football Rankings
AFC Plays, Week 17: Your Commissioner is a Sadist
This post is short and to the point. Who's playing, who's sitting, and who's status do you need to monitor leading up to game time…
- Geoff
- December 26, 2014
- 1
2014 Fantasy Football
DraftKings: Pop A Kap In Dat GPP
I know, I need a bath now too. Here it is, week 17. The final slate of games and it's actually a full one; no…
- Sky
- December 26, 2014
- 8
2014 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys, Week 17: Murray Christmas
T.Y. Hilton did not play on Sunday due to hamstring injury. LeGarrette Blount sat out with a bum shoulder. And in San Diego, Ryan Mathews was…
- malamoney
- December 24, 2014
- 0
2014 Fantasy Football
Impressive Prime Time Win for Bengals. Wait, What?
Thus marks the end of Monday Night Football for the 2014 NFL Season. I can't say it was a great catalog of games, but when…
- Jay
- December 23, 2014
- 17
2014 Fantasy Football
The End is Near
You know, I don't really hate giving the lede to the NFC South, and if you've been spending any time here at Razzball, you know that…
- Jay
- December 22, 2014
- 20
2014 Fantasy Football
This is Nacho Division Anymore
Well, I think it's official. From this point forward, all Thursday Night Football should be played only on Saturdays. In what could arguably be called two…
- Jay
- December 21, 2014
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2014 Fantasy Football
The Stats Machine, Week 16: Nine Inch Kniles
Last week, Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins attempted to put himself on the same pedestal as Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder in an interview…
- malamoney
- December 20, 2014
- 6
2014 Fantasy Football
Betting With Beddict, Week 16: Ryan Lindley, Prepare to Grab Your Ankles
Last Week: 9-5-2, Season Record: 94-69-4 Greetings! I come to you humbled and begging your forgiveness after my lock of the week pushed this past week,…
- LT Murray IV
- December 20, 2014
- 19
2014 Fantasy Football
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 16: Matty Ice Ice Baby
Jay's updated his Week 16 Rankings for tonight's games: the Eagles vs. Washington, and Chargers vs. 49ers. Check them out here! It's fantasy championship week.…
- waterloo
- December 20, 2014
- 38
2014 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 16: The End…
Let me begin by thanking all of you for reading this drivel I produce on a weekly basis. Hopefully you've found it helpful, informative, and…
- Geoff
- December 19, 2014
- 5
2014 Fantasy Football
RCL Update, Week 16, Championship Week: This Is The End
If you have been paying attention to me, you might be wondering what I am doing over here with the RCL update. Oh you haven't noticed…
- J-FOH
- December 19, 2014
- 16
2014 Fantasy Football
It Was the Best of Games, It Was the Worst of Games
So, I'll be honest... I'm not quite sure if what I saw last night was an okay game or a boring one. True, we are…
- Jay
- December 19, 2014
- 41
2014 Fantasy Football
Disgraces and Delights, Week 16: Dez Bryant, the Modern Day William Wallace
Beddict: Sons of Razzball, I am Tehol Beddict. Razzball Reader: But Tehol Beddict is seven feet tall! Beddict: Yes, I've heard. He has an ass like Hercules, kills men…
- LT Murray IV
- December 18, 2014
- 11
2014 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 16: Last Call
Good afternoon to my very few dedicated followers. I regret to inform you that this will be my last streamer post of the year... I…
- Nico
- December 18, 2014
- 6
2014 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 16: Keep It Simple
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.0% (3rd out of 20 Experts, 58.4% Highest, 48.1% Lowest). If you're still reading these posts, you either made your Championship game,…
- Kevin Kumpf
- December 18, 2014
- 16
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 16
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 58.30% (26th out of 127 Experts, 60.70% Highest, 50.40% Lowest). Week 15 Results: 64.10% (24th out of 128 Experts, 68.20% Highest, 53.50%…
- Jay
- December 18, 2014
- 81
2014 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys, Week 16, Un-BEAR-able
There would be no other proper way to begin this rant than by saying the four words that are screaming to be ejected from my…
- malamoney
- December 17, 2014
- 22
2014 Fantasy Football
DraftKings: Randle’s So Cheap, It’s Almost Like Shoplifting
It seems like so long ago at this point but you remember when Joseph Randle made headlines? No, no silly, not for how he played…
- Sky
- December 17, 2014
- 53
2014 Fantasy Football
Waiver Wired, Week 16: Is Your Team Hitting DeMarco?
If you're reading this column, one of the following things must be true: A. You have a team in the championship game and are looking…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- December 16, 2014
- 19
2014 Fantasy Football
Hit it or Quit it, Week 16: A Couple of Shockers and a Harry Douglas
Welcome back, my lovelies! Here we are at Week 16 already! Wow, this time has really flown by this season. Okay, maybe not, but I…
- Jennifer
- December 16, 2014
- 6
2014 Fantasy Football
KC’s Review, Week 15: I Hate This Part
I hate goodbyes. I hate when Sundays end. I hate when I hear Carrie Underwood singing “You’ve been waiting all week for Sunday Night.” No,…
- KC
- December 16, 2014
- 0
2014 Fantasy Football
Competent Saints or Just Terrible Bears? Yes.
The continuing saga of the dumpster fire (outside an abortion clinic) known as the NFC South surely has captivated all of us here at Razzball…
- Jay
- December 16, 2014
- 23
2014 Fantasy Football
It’s That Damn Beckham! He’s So Hot Right Now!
Odell Beckham Jr. is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell…
- Jay
- December 15, 2014
- 62
2014 Fantasy Football
Sunday Games, Week 15: Romocember is Just Getting Started
Last week, I presupposed that a child named "Playoff Implications" grew up, joined the Army, and was promoted to "Major". While that's probably a sexy example…
- Jay
- December 14, 2014
- 111
