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2014 Fantasy Football
The Stats Machine: Week 14, DeAndre The Giant
In many leagues, the playoffs have begun. I hope The Stats Machine was able to help you make it this far. Now it is up…
- malamoney
- December 6, 2014
- 28
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Betting with Beddict, Week 14: Ryan Fitzpatrick Rises Like the Phoenix
Greeting and salutations! Tis I, Beddict, back from a Thanksgiving vacation full of oiled up women and turkey basters galore. I come to you rejuvenated…
- LT Murray IV
- December 6, 2014
- 29
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Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 14: Stills D.R.E.
It's Week 14, which means in the majority of non-MFL leagues, it's playoff time. For some, it's been a must-win week for awhile now, but…
- waterloo
- December 6, 2014
- 56
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Handcuff Report, Week 14: Grice Lightning
Can I tell you that due to the title of this post, I get some of the kinkiest followers on Twitter? Let's just say I…
- Geoff
- December 5, 2014
- 21
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IDP Rankings, Week 14: All Bets Are Off
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.0% (2nd out of 21 Experts, 59.8% Highest, 46.0% Lowest). Week 14 marks either last the week of the regular season or…
- Kevin Kumpf
- December 5, 2014
- 16
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Not 8-8
So that's a wrap folks. All the 8-8 jokes... they're over, done, the end is here. The Cowboys have won their ninth game of the…
- Jay
- December 5, 2014
- 53
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Streamers, Week 14: Over the Hill
Hellooooo! I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving weekend. I'll go out on a limb and say that you're only reading this if you got into…
- Nico
- December 4, 2014
- 18
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Rankings, Week 14
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.90% (27th out of 129 Experts, 60.60% Highest, 49.80% Lowest). Week 13 Results: 58.40% (73rd out of 129 Experts, 71.40% Highest, 48.40%…
- Jay
- December 4, 2014
- 98
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Who Are These Guys, Week 14: Extra! Extra! Reed All About It!
For the past 13 weeks, I have presented you with fantasy football lineups that your league mates might set for you if you got drunk,…
- malamoney
- December 3, 2014
- 47
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Battle Flex, Week 14: Insert Your Johnson/Woods Jokes Here… I Mean…
With the playoffs beginning this week, I want to begin by giving all of you who made the playoffs a big over-the-net high five. *slaps…
- J-FOH
- December 3, 2014
- 25
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DraftKings: Shades Of His Former Shady-ness
When previewing matchups on DraftKings, it gets a little too easy to be lazy. Just roster the guys with the green OPRK, avoid the guys…
- Sky
- December 3, 2014
- 48
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Waiver Wired, Week 14: Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!
The Internet nearly broke this week when the Cleveland Browns announced they were going to start rookie Johnny Manziel at quarterback... or so we think.…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- December 2, 2014
- 19
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KC’s Review, Week 13: The Playoffs Are Here
At this point, you are either in your league’s playoffs, or you’re not…. You either won this week and secured your spot, or have already…
- KC
- December 2, 2014
- 5
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Oh, Jets. Never change.
So let me get this straight. The Chargers beat the Jets 31-0. The Dolphins beat the Chargers 37-0. So apparently by Monday Night Football calculations,…
- Jay
- December 2, 2014
- 70
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Regression, These Are the Cardinals. Cardinals? Meet Regression
While it's a bit too tempting to take time in the lede to discuss what was the "potential Super Bowl match-up" of the year between the Packers…
- Jay
- December 1, 2014
- 39
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Sunday Games, Week 13: The Thanksgiving Itis
With all the Thanksgiving Day games in the books, the leftovers (see what I did there?) seem like a downgrade match-up wise. But judging from…
- Jay
- November 30, 2014
- 54
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The Stats Machine: Week 13, Catch It Like Beckham
I know Beckham's one handed super catch has gotten more attention than humanly possible this week, but the Stats Machine still wanted to give him…
- malamoney
- November 29, 2014
- 28
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Handcuff Report, Week 13: When the Blount Smoke Settles
Good afternoon my fellow Razzballers! Hopefully you're slowly recovering from your tryptophan and gravy hangovers, and weren't trampled in the wee hours of the morning…
- Geoff
- November 29, 2014
- 30
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Romo Breaking Off a Little Preview of December
As Grey pointed out yesterday, I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving. It's my favorite holiday of the year, mostly because I cook,…
- Jay
- November 28, 2014
- 32
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Rankings, Week 13 & Updated Rest of Season Rankings
Rest of Season Rankings have been updated, and can be found here. 2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.90% (20th out of 129 Experts, 59.90% Highest, 49.00% Lowest).…
- Jay
- November 26, 2014
- 110
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Battle Flex, Week 13: All The Wright Moves
Happy busiest bar day of the year! Every year, your local bars will fill up the night before Thanksgiving with people coming home for the…
- J-FOH
- November 26, 2014
- 21
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Who Are These Guys, Week 13: Jarvis and Blounthead
I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! And I could also use a few players to help me win my fantasy…
- malamoney
- November 26, 2014
- 20
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DraftKings: Alex Smith… Officially A Thing
If you don't remember from last week, and since most people don't remember what they had for breakfast I wouldn't be surprised, we discussed that…
- Sky
- November 26, 2014
- 113
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Waiver Wired, Week 13: Avoiding the Turkeys on Thanksgiving Week
It’s the week of Thanksgiving and hopefully your team is thankful for a shot to make the playoffs, if you haven’t already sewn a berth…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- November 25, 2014
- 30
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Hit it or Quit it, Week 13: Boom Goes the Dynamite
Welcome back, my lovelies! I hope the fantasy Gods have been as good to you this week as they have been to me! Yours truly…
- Jennifer
- November 25, 2014
- 20
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KC’s Review, Week 13: It’s All About the Broncos…
Broncos, Broncos, Broncos (in my annoying Brady Bunch Marcia, Marcia, Marcia voice), once again top the fantasy football world. It has been 12 weeks of…
- KC
- November 25, 2014
- 2
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Shrimpboat Sean
So, what a wonderful evening of football we were treated to. Not only did we get our (delayed) fill of the "ridiculously unnecessary game of…
- Jay
- November 25, 2014
- 75
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One of the Better Catches I Have Ever Seen
Last night, Odell Beckham had 10 receptions for 146 yards and two touchdowns. Oh, yeah, he also did this... That was the best one-hander since…
- Jay
- November 24, 2014
- 57
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Sunday Games, Week 12: Dangeruss In Danger
With the record amount of snow falling in and around the northern lake areas (also my nickname for your mom's private parts), we've lost the…
- Jay
- November 23, 2014
- 90
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The Stats Machine, Week 12: The(on) Gray Joy
Perhaps more recently known as Reek, Theon Greyjoy is the heir of Lord Balon Greyjoy of the Iron Islands in the ever popular Game…
- malamoney
- November 22, 2014
- 47
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Betting With Beddict, Week 12: High and Mighty
Overall: 71-58-1, Locks: 7-1 Greetings! Beddict here, weak and heavily medicated. For you see, I banged my chin on a flawless white marble kitchen countertop…
- LT Murray IV
- November 22, 2014
- 18
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Start ‘Em & Sit ‘Em Week 12: Rowdy Roddy White
Man, I didn't have my best week last week. I guess it kind of evened things out from a few weeks ago when I seemingly…
- waterloo
- November 22, 2014
- 8
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Handcuff Report, Week 12: A Salute To Ahmad Bradshaw
With the fantasy football gods feasting on the blood, bones, and ligaments of running backs almost weekly, how did Ahmad Bradshaw make it this long?…
- Geoff
- November 21, 2014
- 37
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Smokey Says, Week 12: Salute Your Shorts
Some of you may remember the show from the 90's about Camp Anawanna. The few of you that don't know it, or are too young…
- Smokey
- November 21, 2014
- 14
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RAIDAHS Preserve the Sacred 2008 Lions Record
To totally honest with you folks, I really didn't want to watch this game. From time-to-time, this happens. Mainly it's whenever the Buccaneers, Jaguars, Washington's…
- Jay
- November 21, 2014
- 43
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 12: Why Does Colin Kaepernick Suck?
Greetings!! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, back again to praise those players who went above and beyond in pleasing their fantasy owners. It's also a place…
- LT Murray IV
- November 20, 2014
- 43
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Streamers, Week 12: Homeboyer
We're going to have an abbreviated streamer post this week. Sorry guys and 4 gals, but it does mean fewer boring stats! Last week, we took…
- Nico
- November 20, 2014
- 9
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IDP Rankings, Week 12: The Stunt Double Series
What's up all you IDP junkies? It's J to the F-O-H here to cover Kevin while he is off in Argentina working on Kevin Jr..…
- J-FOH
- November 20, 2014
- 25
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Rankings, Week 12
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.80% (24th out of 129 Experts, 60.00% Highest, 48.80% Lowest). Week 11 Results: 52.10% (64th out of 130 Experts, 67.60% Highest, 42.60%…
- Jay
- November 20, 2014
- 81
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Battle Flex, Week 12: Can’t Keep Runnin’ Back Away
I must admit on some occasions I went out like a punk and a chump or a sucka or something to that effect The Pharcyde,…
- J-FOH
- November 19, 2014
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