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2014 Fantasy Football
Week 9 Early Games: Cardinals 6-1. Wait, What?
That's right folks. One of the best teams in the NFL (tied with Denver for the league's best record) is none other than the Seattle Seahawks,…
- Jay
- November 2, 2014
- 96
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The Stats Machine, Week 9: Arian Nation
The Stats Machine and I are still riding our Halloween highs. Pro tip: Don't get low. Also, TSM would like to point out the following: Based on…
- malamoney
- November 1, 2014
- 33
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Betting with Beddict, Week 9: RG3 Will Bring you Riches Beyond your Wildest Dreams
Overall: 48-42-1, Locks: 4-1 Greetings!! Tis I, Beddict, your favorite chicken lover and gambling extraordinare. Hopefully, you've kept up with my picks the past two…
- LT Murray IV
- November 1, 2014
- 48
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Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 9: The Book of Eli
Writing the Start 'Em and Sit 'Em is usually pretty easy, if I'm being honest. You never want to say to start DeMarco Murray and…
- waterloo
- November 1, 2014
- 62
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Handcuff Report, Week 9: Handcuff Blind Date
I planned on writing this post about how no one knows who their starting running backs are anymore. How they're a bunch of no names.…
- Geoff
- October 31, 2014
- 24
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Saints Celebrate Their First Bi-Annual Road Victory
Let us pray. The wait is finally over folks. Despite a shaky start by our lord and savior, Breesus Christ, the true nature of the…
- Jay
- October 31, 2014
- 67
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TNF, Week 9: Saints vs. Panthers
In what will be a showdown for the ages, with the context of said showdown being for first place in the dumpster fire known as…
- Jay
- October 30, 2014
- 24
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 9: Larry Fitzgerald Backhands Naysayers with the Hand of the Gods
Greetings! Welcome to another titillating edition of Disgrace/Delight. Tough week for your boy, as I dropped $130 and $160 in two money leagues with the…
- LT Murray IV
- October 30, 2014
- 49
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Streamers, Week 9: Chillin’ Out Maxin’ Recappin’ All Cool
Good Afternoon, my three loyal friends! We're midway through the season, and I wanted to take a chance to analyze our streamer performances over the…
- Nico
- October 30, 2014
- 21
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Smokey Says, Week 9: Ever Meet a 5’7″ Hawk?
Well, if you have, I am surprised that you weren't abducted and brought to a quaint little nest just south of Parma... So. here in Week…
- Smokey
- October 30, 2014
- 8
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IDP Rankings, Week 9: Let’s Talk About Offense
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 59.3% (4th out of 22 Experts, 62.3% Highest, 42.6% Lowest). In this space we typically just talk defense, and for good reason.…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 30, 2014
- 34
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Rankings, Week 9 & Updated Rest of Season Rankings
Rest of Season Rankings have been updated, and can be found here. 2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.90% (33rd out of 122 Experts, 60.70% Highest, 47.80% Lowest).…
- Jay
- October 30, 2014
- 106
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Battle Flex, Week 9: Donte’s Inferno
I'm going in a different direction this week, and staying out of the running back game. I'm going to battle four wide receivers at once,…
- J-FOH
- October 29, 2014
- 66
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Who Are These Guys, Week 9: Trick or Treat
All Hallow's Eve is nearly upon us, and I hope you have your costume picked out. I've got a few late nights ahead of me…
- malamoney
- October 29, 2014
- 37
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Ambulance Chasers, Week 9: You Down with RG3?
Because Monday night's game went exactly as we all thought, right? The Washington (enter name here) football team defeated the first-place Dallas Cowboys in primetime. …
- waterloo
- October 29, 2014
- 11
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DraftKings: Colts Secondary Done Bought The Farm, Eli, Eli, OH
Ugh, do I have to, Fantasy Gods? Why must you torture me so? What did I ever do to you to deserve this? You touch…
- Sky
- October 29, 2014
- 106
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Waiver Wired, Week 9: Doug is No Longer Our Favorite Martin
This week sets up to be one of the most complex and challenging one on the waiver wire of the entire season. There are a…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- October 28, 2014
- 33
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Hit it or Quit it, Week 9: Andre “Ain’t No John” Holmes
Welcome back, my lovelies! Once again, we find ourselves all cozied up together, commiserating on our busted a*s rosters, re-evaluating every life decision we ever…
- Jennifer
- October 28, 2014
- 26
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KC’s Review, Week 8: Your Quarterback Might Just Be the Reason You Won (or Lost)
After this week in the NFL, I feel like I might need to shed my old-school thinking that a quarterback is not worthy of a first-round…
- KC
- October 28, 2014
- 14
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The Possible Road to 8-8 Begins
While the game as a whole was a close scoring affair that went into overtime, looking at it from the micro view, the first half…
- Jay
- October 28, 2014
- 144
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MNF, Week 8: Washington Football Team vs. Cowboys
This is the most random assortment of anything that I have ever seen... While I would normally expect this game to be somewhat close because…
- Jay
- October 27, 2014
- 32
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The “Brandon Marshall: Motivational Speaker” Experiment has Ended
In what was an embarrassing display of defense, especially for the Bears, or even the Buccaneers, the Patriots took advantage of the brand new and…
- Jay
- October 27, 2014
- 65
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SNF, Week 8: Packers vs. Saints
Who dat? More like what the f*ck is dat. The Packers have seemingly been able to survive a slow start, winning four straight after starting 1-2.…
- Jay
- October 26, 2014
- 24
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Week 8 Late Games: Clash of the Iggles
Hey guys, you can call off the search party now. I found Kid Rock. All is well. Despite having a spectacularly unreliable offense at times,…
- Jay
- October 26, 2014
- 54
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Week 8 Early Games: The Gingerbread Man
In an epic battle between crab cakes (YAY) and skyline chili (BOO), the Ravens will bring their AFC North leading record of 5-2 to Cincinnati,…
- Jay
- October 26, 2014
- 78
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The Stats Machine, Week 8: Golden Showers
I've made some changes to the Stats Machine (TSM) this week in hopes to present more accurate data. While this is a weekly post that…
- malamoney
- October 25, 2014
- 58
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Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 8: Walk This Way with Run DMC
Don't worry, I'm not going to recommend that you listen to the Run DMC cover of the classic Aerosmith song in your Adidas jump suit…
- waterloo
- October 25, 2014
- 88
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Handcuff Report, Week 8: C.J. Spiller and the Great Pumpkin
C.J. Spiller can't catch a break man. Is there anyone else in the NFL as unlucky as Spiller? He's like the Charlie Brown of professional…
- Geoff
- October 24, 2014
- 62
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I Wish I Drafted Omaha
"I need a new helmet. OMAHA. Yeah, that's right, my head's growing at a rapid rate. OMAHA. ROMO. ELWAY. OMAHA. New helmet on one! SET.…
- Jay
- October 24, 2014
- 153
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TNF, Week 8: Chargers vs. Broncos
Except for 2010, the Chargers or Broncos have won the AFC West every year since 2004, and the other team finished second in seven of…
- Jay
- October 23, 2014
- 39
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 8: Jerick McKinnon is the Future
Oh wise and powerful Elder Gods, I beg of you to release me from this bondage of constant anguish that my fantasy players have brought…
- LT Murray IV
- October 23, 2014
- 76
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Streamers, Week 8: King of the Tannehill
To be honest, Florida kinda sucks. Not the state of course... just the football teams. [Jay's Note: Oh, I can make plenty of cases for…
- Nico
- October 23, 2014
- 12
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Smokey Says, Week 8: I’d Be Lying, But You’re Starting the Wrong Ryan
So this week, we go to the quarterback position. Why? Because I sorta say so, and I'm the one typing. Show of hands, how many people…
- Smokey
- October 23, 2014
- 26
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IDP Rankings, Week 8: Rest In Poz
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 59.3% (4th out of 20 Experts, 61.9% Highest, 43.9% Lowest). I hate to start off with yet another injury, but the loss…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 23, 2014
- 28
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Rankings, Week 8
Special Note: JB Gilpin has returned! Sorta-kinda. You should know that he runs Razzball Basketball and was kind enough to have me on the podcast…
- Jay
- October 23, 2014
- 152
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Battle Flex, Week 8: Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
Pulling a title from the great run that Eddie Murphy had on Saturday Night Live reminds me of the sense of humor we need to…
- J-FOH
- October 22, 2014
- 85
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Who Are These Guys, Week 8: Impostors?
Last week, I had the ALCS on the television as I was researching some fantasy fantasy football on my MacBook Pro, and something funny happened.…
- malamoney
- October 22, 2014
- 22
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Ambulance Chasers, Week 8: No Crying Over Spiller Milk
There are three things that are certain in life: Death, taxes and fantasy football injuries. Like clockwork, the injury bug struck again this weekend, as…
- waterloo
- October 22, 2014
- 19
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DraftKings: To The Lynch, Wench!
If you know anything about me, or at least have read more than a few articles, you'll know that I have a few movies in…
- Sky
- October 22, 2014
- 122
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Waiver Wired, Week 8: The Byes Are Coming!
Normally, I start with a little opening about the week and dive into the picks for the waiver wire. This week, I’m going to go…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- October 21, 2014
- 40
