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2014 Fantasy Football
Hit it or Quit it, Week 9: Andre “Ain’t No John” Holmes
Welcome back, my lovelies! Once again, we find ourselves all cozied up together, commiserating on our busted a*s rosters, re-evaluating every life decision we ever…
- Jennifer
- October 28, 2014
- 26
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KC’s Review, Week 8: Your Quarterback Might Just Be the Reason You Won (or Lost)
After this week in the NFL, I feel like I might need to shed my old-school thinking that a quarterback is not worthy of a first-round…
- KC
- October 28, 2014
- 14
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The Possible Road to 8-8 Begins
While the game as a whole was a close scoring affair that went into overtime, looking at it from the micro view, the first half…
- Jay
- October 28, 2014
- 144
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MNF, Week 8: Washington Football Team vs. Cowboys
This is the most random assortment of anything that I have ever seen... While I would normally expect this game to be somewhat close because…
- Jay
- October 27, 2014
- 32
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The “Brandon Marshall: Motivational Speaker” Experiment has Ended
In what was an embarrassing display of defense, especially for the Bears, or even the Buccaneers, the Patriots took advantage of the brand new and…
- Jay
- October 27, 2014
- 65
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SNF, Week 8: Packers vs. Saints
Who dat? More like what the f*ck is dat. The Packers have seemingly been able to survive a slow start, winning four straight after starting 1-2.…
- Jay
- October 26, 2014
- 24
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Week 8 Late Games: Clash of the Iggles
Hey guys, you can call off the search party now. I found Kid Rock. All is well. Despite having a spectacularly unreliable offense at times,…
- Jay
- October 26, 2014
- 54
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Week 8 Early Games: The Gingerbread Man
In an epic battle between crab cakes (YAY) and skyline chili (BOO), the Ravens will bring their AFC North leading record of 5-2 to Cincinnati,…
- Jay
- October 26, 2014
- 78
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The Stats Machine, Week 8: Golden Showers
I've made some changes to the Stats Machine (TSM) this week in hopes to present more accurate data. While this is a weekly post that…
- malamoney
- October 25, 2014
- 58
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Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 8: Walk This Way with Run DMC
Don't worry, I'm not going to recommend that you listen to the Run DMC cover of the classic Aerosmith song in your Adidas jump suit…
- waterloo
- October 25, 2014
- 88
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Handcuff Report, Week 8: C.J. Spiller and the Great Pumpkin
C.J. Spiller can't catch a break man. Is there anyone else in the NFL as unlucky as Spiller? He's like the Charlie Brown of professional…
- Geoff
- October 24, 2014
- 62
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I Wish I Drafted Omaha
"I need a new helmet. OMAHA. Yeah, that's right, my head's growing at a rapid rate. OMAHA. ROMO. ELWAY. OMAHA. New helmet on one! SET.…
- Jay
- October 24, 2014
- 153
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TNF, Week 8: Chargers vs. Broncos
Except for 2010, the Chargers or Broncos have won the AFC West every year since 2004, and the other team finished second in seven of…
- Jay
- October 23, 2014
- 39
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 8: Jerick McKinnon is the Future
Oh wise and powerful Elder Gods, I beg of you to release me from this bondage of constant anguish that my fantasy players have brought…
- LT Murray IV
- October 23, 2014
- 76
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Streamers, Week 8: King of the Tannehill
To be honest, Florida kinda sucks. Not the state of course... just the football teams. [Jay's Note: Oh, I can make plenty of cases for…
- Nico
- October 23, 2014
- 12
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Smokey Says, Week 8: I’d Be Lying, But You’re Starting the Wrong Ryan
So this week, we go to the quarterback position. Why? Because I sorta say so, and I'm the one typing. Show of hands, how many people…
- Smokey
- October 23, 2014
- 26
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IDP Rankings, Week 8: Rest In Poz
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 59.3% (4th out of 20 Experts, 61.9% Highest, 43.9% Lowest). I hate to start off with yet another injury, but the loss…
- Kevin Kumpf
- October 23, 2014
- 28
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Rankings, Week 8
Special Note: JB Gilpin has returned! Sorta-kinda. You should know that he runs Razzball Basketball and was kind enough to have me on the podcast…
- Jay
- October 23, 2014
- 152
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Battle Flex, Week 8: Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
Pulling a title from the great run that Eddie Murphy had on Saturday Night Live reminds me of the sense of humor we need to…
- J-FOH
- October 22, 2014
- 85
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Who Are These Guys, Week 8: Impostors?
Last week, I had the ALCS on the television as I was researching some fantasy fantasy football on my MacBook Pro, and something funny happened.…
- malamoney
- October 22, 2014
- 22
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Ambulance Chasers, Week 8: No Crying Over Spiller Milk
There are three things that are certain in life: Death, taxes and fantasy football injuries. Like clockwork, the injury bug struck again this weekend, as…
- waterloo
- October 22, 2014
- 19
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DraftKings: To The Lynch, Wench!
If you know anything about me, or at least have read more than a few articles, you'll know that I have a few movies in…
- Sky
- October 22, 2014
- 122
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Waiver Wired, Week 8: The Byes Are Coming!
Normally, I start with a little opening about the week and dive into the picks for the waiver wire. This week, I’m going to go…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- October 21, 2014
- 40
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Hit it or Quit it, Week 8: A Good Palm(er) for Your Johnson
Welcome back, my lovelies! Here we are again, hooptie-ridin’ into Week 8. Yours truly managed to go a solid 4-2 this past week, which was…
- Jennifer
- October 21, 2014
- 12
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KC’s Review, Week 7: Rams Did a Good?
I have to say, I love a good underdog story (maybe I have watched “Rudy” too many times), but I always find myself rooting for…
- KC
- October 21, 2014
- 5
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Steelers Last Only Three Minutes, Wish I Could Do That
While it's easy to say that this game didn't end in a very competitive fashion, it would have been far easier to say that this game…
- Jay
- October 21, 2014
- 161
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MNF, Week 7: Texans vs. Steelers
The word coming out of Pittsburgh is that the Steelers aren't about to panic, but it should be noted this is what people usually say…
- Jay
- October 20, 2014
- 20
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The C-hawxcalypse is Upon Us
I thought trading away Percy Harvin was going to solve all your problems? Well, I guess trading away one of your best weapons doesn't…
- Jay
- October 20, 2014
- 107
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SNF, Week 7: 49ers vs. Broncos
If I could describe this game in two words, they would be: Brett Favre. Or, as some pronounce it: Brett Fahhhhhhrvve. And if I could…
- Jay
- October 19, 2014
- 45
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Week 7 Late Games: Derp Level Rising
Despite coming off a pretty thrilling victory over last year's Super Bowl champs, the Cowboys won't convince me of anything until they actually do some…
- Jay
- October 19, 2014
- 31
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Week 7 Early Games: Jets Now Officially In “Win Now” Mode
While I would have normally highlighted other potentially entertaining match-ups like the Bengals vs. Colts or the Panthers vs. Packers, or maybe even the Browns vs. Jaguars (HAHA,…
- Jay
- October 19, 2014
- 135
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The Stats Machine, Week 7: The Stats In The Hat
"The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play. So we sat in the house, and made it a Stats Machine day..." With six weeks…
- malamoney
- October 18, 2014
- 22
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Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 7: This Week Isn’t A Brees
If you decided to buck the industry trend this year and draft a quarterback early, there's a 66 percent chance you are happy. Sure, Aaron Rodgers…
- waterloo
- October 18, 2014
- 71
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Breaking: Seahawks trade Percy Harvin to Jets. Wait. What?
Hunh? Yeah, that was my exact reaction. And I would have typed this up sooner, but it's Friday and my typing gets noticeably slower when…
- Jay
- October 17, 2014
- 69
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Handcuff Report, Week 7: Handcuffs To The Handcuffs
In what has become a seemingly weekly occurrence the most interesting handcuff in the land happens to be playing in the Thursday Night Game. I…
- Geoff
- October 17, 2014
- 40
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All in Jest
An enthralling Thursday Night Football game? What is this dark wizardry you speak of? In a game that immediately started off with a Patriots touchdown…
- Jay
- October 17, 2014
- 75
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TNF, Week 7: Jets vs. Patriots
As Rex Ryan continues to countdown the weeks to unemployment, the Patriots must again try to overcome adversity with left guard Brian Winters and running…
- Jay
- October 16, 2014
- 46
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 7: Austin Davis Blows Beddict’s Birthday
I will forever despise Austin Davis for what he did to me on Monday Night football. I speak not of the touchdown pass he threw…
- LT Murray IV
- October 16, 2014
- 79
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Streamers, Week 7: Hoyer Expectations
Johnny Football? Remember that guy? Of course you do! Well, you do if you watched the NFL Draft… or if you’ve watched that 4-lettered sports…
- Nico
- October 16, 2014
- 25
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Smokey Says, Week 7: Counting Crow(ell)
Just imagine, if there were multiple crows in a group, that piece would be murder on Jacksonville. Oh hello there, didn't notice you reading this.…
- Smokey
- October 16, 2014
- 36
