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2014 Fantasy Football
The Marshall Plan
I would say the Marshall Plan was a smashing success in an attempt to combat Soviet Communism back in 1948. Why Chicago was trying to…
- Jay
- September 23, 2014
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2014 Fantasy Football
MNF, Week 3: Bears vs. Jets
Uhhhhh... are you pointing at me? That look feels like sexual assault... The tale of how these teams fared last week couldn't be more opposite than actual Jets…
- Jay
- September 22, 2014
- 15
2014 Fantasy Football
Razzball Radio, Week 3: NFL Sunday Recap
Be sure to head on over to Razzball Radio to access the rest of our football and baseball media library!
- Nick The Podcast Host
- September 22, 2014
- 0
2014 Fantasy Football
Every Fantasy Player You Own is Either Injured or Doing Poorly
So, if you don't know what to make of this year so far, join my club. I just started it, but looking at the numbers...…
- Jay
- September 22, 2014
- 119
2014 Fantasy Football
SNF, Week 3: Steelers vs. Panthers
I honestly can't tell you why the Steelers are getting the Sunday Night Football treatment, it's like this is 2008 or something, especially on a…
- Jay
- September 21, 2014
- 24
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 3 Late Games: Super Bowl Rematch? I Had No Idea.
If you've been able to survive the narrative process for this game, which started back when 2014 NFL Schedule was released, we've finally made it.…
- Jay
- September 21, 2014
- 4
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 3 Early Games: Remember That One Time When Everyone Was Injured?
"When was that?" Well, you should remember, as it was only last week where 97% of the all ACL's in the NFL collectively exploded. I'm…
- Jay
- September 21, 2014
- 125
2014 Fantasy Football
Betting with Beddict, Week 3: Momma Said There’d be Days Like This
Welcome to the first official installment of Betting With Beddict. Exciting, I know. Last week, I included my picks for the week and was obliterated, going…
- LT Murray IV
- September 20, 2014
- 56
2014 Fantasy Football
The Stats Machine, Week 3: Sweep the Leg
When Daniel LaRusso unleashed the crane kick on John Lawrence at the end of the finals of the 1984 All Valley Karate Championships, not only…
- malamoney
- September 20, 2014
- 43
2014 Fantasy Football
Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 3: Thy Rodge and Thy Staff, They Comfort Me
Football fans will get to see an offensive explosion of biblical proportions when the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit to take on the Lions…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 20, 2014
- 52
2014 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 3: RunningBackalypse Now
Dear Running Backs, What the hell is going on? Seriously guys, not only are you getting injured at an alarming rate, but your off the…
- Geoff
- September 19, 2014
- 53
2014 Fantasy Football
Battle Flex, Week 3: An Injury Of Your Peers
Last week, I got a big fat punch of what's happening in my mouth with my flex picks. I don't think I've ever been as…
- J-FOH
- September 19, 2014
- 27
2014 Fantasy Football
When it’s Rainey, it Pours
Soooo, that was enthralling. And by enthralling, I mean it the same way I feel when watching cars crash into each other. The game was essentially…
- Jay
- September 19, 2014
- 116
2014 Fantasy Football
TNF, Week 3: Buccaneers vs. Falcons
Please? Imagine an alley my friends. And in that alley, imagine a dumpster. And, if you can, imagine a fire in that dumpster. Some would…
- Jay
- September 18, 2014
- 45
2014 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 3: Remember the Titans
Wow. Inspired much? Scenes like that can make grown men weep (not speaking from experience). Luckily for me, Razzball doesn’t take things that seriously… mostly…
- Nico
- September 18, 2014
- 21
2014 Fantasy Football
Mr. Mister Khiry Robinson
Welcome to the real world, where the Saints are 0-2 and 80's pop music cries, waiting to be recognized once again. Now, I am not one…
- Smokey
- September 18, 2014
- 48
2014 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 3: Where Did All the Players Go?
2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.9% (12th out of 133 Experts, 61.4% Highest, 49.9% Lowest). Week 2 Results: 54.0% (35th out of 135 Experts, 61.3% Highest, 42.1% Lowest).…
- Jay
- September 18, 2014
- 275
2014 Fantasy Football
Disgraces and Delights, Week 3: Toby Gerhart Stars as the Great White Dope
Greetings!!! Week two was hella crazy, ya'll; Adrian Peterson suspended for child endangerment, A.J. Green going down with a toe injury before making a single…
- LT Murray IV
- September 17, 2014
- 142
2014 Fantasy Football
Ambulance Chasers, Week 3: Charles No Longer in Charge
Rarely do we see a week so overabundant in the injury department. Millions of fantasy teams were brought to their knees (likely 'cuz they have…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 17, 2014
- 32
2014 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys?, Week 3
One of my favorite scenes from Major League is when the Cleveland locals are reading the list of players on the Indian's upcoming roster. Their…
- malamoney
- September 17, 2014
- 30
2014 Fantasy Football
DraftKings: Kissin’ Cousins
Muah! That's the sound I expect to hear from you when you start Kirk Cousins this week. I fully expect your lips to be on…
- Sky
- September 17, 2014
- 175
2014 Fantasy Football
Hit It or Quit It, Week 3: Dez’d and Confused
Welcome back, my lovelies, to this week’s rendition of Hit It or Quit It. Hopefully, this week’s article finds you with your MCL’s, ankles, knees,…
- Jennifer
- September 16, 2014
- 57
2014 Fantasy Football
Waiver Wired, Week 3: Don’t be in De-Knile about this Chief
It’s time to run to the waiver wire and put your claim in for Kansas City running back Knile Davis. Star running back and first-round…
- Andrew Nordmeier
- September 16, 2014
- 59
2014 Fantasy Football
Who’s Ready for More Tempo Clock?
Trent Richardson just experimenting with his new tactic of gaining yardage by getting tackled from behind. So apparently ESPN had their huge unveiling last night…
- Jay
- September 16, 2014
- 201
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MNF, Week 2: Eagles vs. Colts
Well, based on what happened yesterday, I'm surprised the NFL was able to field two teams with no replacement players. Tonight's match-up features a not-as-good-as-last-year-but-still-should-be-pretty-good…
- Jay
- September 15, 2014
- 22
2014 Fantasy Football
Razzball Radio, Week 2: NFL Sunday Recap
Be sure to head on over to Razzball Radio to access the rest of our football and baseball media library!
- Nick The Podcast Host
- September 15, 2014
- 0
2014 Fantasy Football
We Are All on the Oregon Trail of Fantasy Football, Let’s See What Happens
To be honest, I'm not really sure what to do with myself right now. As I'm writing today's recap (which will be yesterday's recap when you read this),…
- Jay
- September 15, 2014
- 111
2014 Fantasy Football
SNF, Week 2: Bears vs. 49ers
I AM SEVENMAN! Well, most of these games today were terrible, or required triage as the week 2 early morning games were brought to you…
- Jay
- September 14, 2014
- 45
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 2 Late Games: Chargers 12th Man Too Busy Surfing
True nightmare fuel. Who are these "Chargers" you speak of? Are we talking about my phone charger? Yeah, you're right, such faux bewilderment by me is…
- Jay
- September 14, 2014
- 31
2014 Fantasy Football
Week 2 Early Games: Your First Place Buffalo Bills
Sooo, not exactly what I would wear during hunting season... That's right ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the AFC East 1st place team--…
- Jay
- September 14, 2014
- 127
2014 Fantasy Football
Battle Flex, Week 2: Did Somebody Say Freshman Threeway?
I hope everyone had a great week one. I didn't. But let's not dwell on me, because I'm here for you. This week I'm tinkering…
- J-FOH
- September 13, 2014
- 52
2014 Fantasy Football
Getting STATy With It, Week 2: Welcome To The Stats Machine
Projections are like opinions, and you know what Dirty Harry said about opinions. "Well, opinions are like as*holes. Everybody has one." -Harry Callahan (Dead Pool,…
- malamoney
- September 13, 2014
- 32
2014 Fantasy Football
Deep Impact: Denard Robinson
Here is the next article in our series we are referring to as Deep Impact, where we at Razzball examine players who are tucked away…
- Jarrod
- September 13, 2014
- 4
2014 Fantasy Football
Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 2: Fire up Philly in Farmland
Thank god I don't do these posts till Saturday, because you wouldn't have liked my advice had I included Thursday night's players into my start/sits. Everyone…
- SethDaSportsMan
- September 13, 2014
- 89
2014 Fantasy Football
Breaking: Adrian Peterson Indicted, Gordon’s Suspension Possibly Reduced to 10 Games
Did he beat his kid until he was purple? Jesus. So, as if there hasn't been enough negative news going around these parts, apparently, the…
- Jay
- September 12, 2014
- 100
2014 Fantasy Football
Handcuff Report, Week 2: Tinder For Handcuffs
Unfortunately, or fortunately, I'm too old and married to have ever used Tinder. I hear the younger guys in my office quite often comparing conquests…
- Geoff
- September 12, 2014
- 41
2014 Fantasy Football
One Man’s Trash, Week 2: Time to Lock Him Up?
I hope everyone had a successful Week 1! This week is filled with some big name adds and drops. Hopefully your gamble will pay off,…
- Doc Matt
- September 12, 2014
- 13
2014 Fantasy Football
Nothing Wrong with a Nap Here
They don't call it the Charm City for nothing! God, these teams are both terrible. At least that's what I got from last night's game. I…
- Jay
- September 12, 2014
- 73
2014 Fantasy Football
TNF, Week 2: Steelers vs. Ravens
I have no idea what's going on here, but what ever it is, probably needs more doctor. Warning: This is a Ray Rice free zone.…
- Jay
- September 11, 2014
- 33
2014 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week Two: Just Don’t Get Hurt, Locker!
Hey everyone! I hope you accomplished nothing at work this week because you were rehashing your epic Week 1 fantasy victories! Don’t forget, everyone cares,…
- Nico
- September 11, 2014
- 25
