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The Shadow Coverage Report – Week 13

Team: Atlanta Falcons Opponent: New Orleans Saints WR1: Julio Jones Shadow Coverage Matchup: Marshon Lattimore Julio Jones vs. Shadow Coverage Opponent Games Rec Yards TDs…

  • Bobby LaMarco
  • December 5, 2020
  • 2
2020 Fantasy Football

Top 25 Tight End Rankings: Week 13

Hope that you had a good Thanksgiving whether you spent it with family, friends, or relaxing at home. I'm back again this week to bring…

  • B_Don
  • December 5, 2020
  • 4
RazzBowl

RazzBowl Recap — Week 12

"All aboard!" Stevens called out, standing at the rear of a semi-truck he had been using to drive the RazzBowl tournament participants across the country…

  • everywhereblair
  • December 4, 2020
  • 0
2021 Fantasy Football

Top 10 Dynasty Rankings for 2021 Fantasy Football

Last December when I released my top 25 and top 50 dynasty rankings for 2020, there were three rankings for which I was mocked most:…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • December 4, 2020
  • 67
2020 Fantasy Football

Sexy Flexies Week 13 – The Full Nelson

Its week 13 and in many leagues, this is either the final week of the regular season or the first week of the fantasy football…

  • JB Barry
  • December 3, 2020
  • 14
NFL Gambling

Teasers and Pleasers: Week 13 Best Bets

Welcome to Razzball's dedicated gambling column-Teasers and Pleasers! Each Thursday during the NFL season, at 11:00 am EST, TnP will post our top bets for…

  • Aaron Pags
  • December 3, 2020
  • 1
2020 Fantasy Football

Week 13 Fantasy Football Rankings: Donkey Teeth

It's a tradition as old as wearing a facial covering while using the public crapper or washing your hands like an obsessive compulsive garbage man:…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • December 3, 2020
  • 34
2020 Fantasy Football

Rest of Season Top 30 Quarterbacks — Week 13

Well, well, well. Week 12. Do I need to introduce what ended up being one of the weirdest weeks in NFL history? From a fantasy…

  • everywhereblair
  • December 2, 2020
  • 12
2020 Fantasy Football

Rest of Season Top 80 WRs Week 13

Your WR top 80 13.0 is here!  Even though week 12 hasn't ended yet, we're on to the final countdown. If you're 7-5 or better…

  • al_FF_red
  • December 2, 2020
  • 8
Fantasy Football Podcast

Fantasy Football Podcast: Week 12 Review And Dynasty Rankings Discussion

B_Don and Donkey Teeth are back to look back at the weird week that was week 12. Update after Monday Night: it looks as though…

  • B_Don
  • December 2, 2020
  • 2
Weekly Rankings

Week 13 Fantasy Football Rankings: MB

Are you in? Are you out? Do you have to grind one more week to make it in? I'm here to help you make that…

  • MB
  • December 2, 2020
  • 9
2020 Fantasy Football

Rest of Season Top 60 Running Back Rankings: Week 13

In a casual conversation with my future mother-in-law this past week, she adamantly described Derrick Henry as "sexy." Now, I'm no expert on the perceived…

  • Hobbs
  • December 1, 2020
  • 1
Fantasy Football Strategy

Waiver Sherpa Week 13

The week 13 waiver wire continues the streak of slim pickings for late season help. It's surprising that there has been so few notable adds…

  • al_FF_red
  • December 1, 2020
  • 2
2020 Fantasy Football

DK Goes Donkey Kong on Philly

If you're familiar with the backstory of Donkey Kong then you know that Mario is the villain of the series. Mario's an abusive owner in the game…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • December 1, 2020
  • 0
2020 Fantasy Football

Spray and Pray with Colt?

If you're reading this, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong. But, but, but....you are reading this, so that means you're still in contention for the…

  • Son
  • November 30, 2020
  • 18
2020 Fantasy Football

Henry Comes Up A TD Shy Of A Colt 45

As the Titans team bus cruised from the Indy airport to the team hotel, Afroman's Greatest Hits blared through the vehicle's sound system. Derrick Henry was tucked…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • November 30, 2020
  • 29
Fantasy Football Gameday

Week 12 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer

If you wouldn't mind taking a break from the treadmill that you are using to work off Thanksgiving dinner and all of the leftovers we…

  • MB
  • November 29, 2020
  • 55
2020 Fantasy Football

Under The Hood: When Life Gives You Meyers Lemons

I hope everyone's hands and feet are as swollen as mine after two straight days of binging on sodium laced food. Wait, did I really…

  • Roto-Wan
  • November 28, 2020
  • 13
2020 Fantasy Football

The Shadow Coverage Report – Week 12

Shadow Coverage Tracker WR Finish Total 1 15 2 8 3 8 4+ 25 Grand Total 56 Team: Arizona Cardinals Opponent: New England WR1: DeAndre…

  • Bobby LaMarco
  • November 28, 2020
  • 0
2020 Fantasy Football

Rest Of Season Top 25 Tight End Rankings: Week 12

Alright everyone, it's a hectic week with the holidays, so I could only find time to get you the rankings with no write ups this…

  • B_Don
  • November 28, 2020
  • 7
2020 Fantasy Football

Razzbowl Recap — Week 11

Deep in Razzball Headquarters -- probably somewhere in Donkey Teeth's third basement where he keeps his Jay Cutler jersey collection -- a phone rang. The…

  • everywhereblair
  • November 27, 2020
  • 0
2020 Fantasy Football

Sexy Flexies Week 12 – Gobbling up the Points

Happy Thanksgiving season to you and yours! We are in week 12 and if you're still reading this column that means you are likely still…

  • JB Barry
  • November 27, 2020
  • 6
Fantasy Football Strategy

Teasers and Pleasers: Week 12 Best Bets

Welcome to Razzball's dedicated gambling column-Teasers and Pleasers! Each Thursday during the NFL season (except Thanksgiving), at 11:00 am EST, TnP will post our top…

  • Aaron Pags
  • November 27, 2020
  • 5
2020 Fantasy Football

Houston Offense Is Fuller After Eating Lion D for Thanksgiving

As my Kerryon Johnson fathead and I prepared for our first Zoomsgiving on Thursday morning, I could feel the Excitement growing. Yes, I've named my…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • November 27, 2020
  • 63
Fantasy Football Gameday

Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Primer

It’s Thanksgiving! I hope your morning is going more smoothly than mine is, there’s nothing like waking up to a still frozen turkey that you…

  • MB
  • November 26, 2020
  • 27
2020 Fantasy Football

Rest of Season Top 30 Quarterback Rankings — Week 12

Who's ready for Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving means three things: Matt Stafford, the turkey and contentious political commentary. Wait, what's an Oxford comma again? OK, that was…

  • everywhereblair
  • November 25, 2020
  • 22
2020 Fantasy Football

Rest of Season Top 80 WR: Week 12

Your WR top 80 13.0 is here!  As a rule, injuries will always bump guys down. I am generally pessimistic that players will return on…

  • al_FF_red
  • November 25, 2020
  • 8
Fantasy Football Podcast

Fantasy Football Podcast: Week 11 Review – Burrow My Heart At Wounded Knee

B_Don and Donkey Teeth join you right before turkey day! While you're out doing the last minute shopping, grab your headphones and listen to the…

  • B_Don
  • November 25, 2020
  • 0
2020 Fantasy Football

Week 12 Fantasy Football Rankings: Donkey Teeth

I just snuck out of a court ordered gambling rehab facility to write this post, so I'll have to be brief. After I was arrested…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • November 25, 2020
  • 52
Weekly Rankings

Week 12 Fantasy Football Rankings: MB

Happy Thanksgiving week, y'all. You might be thinking that this post came out a little earlier than usual and you would be correct. You're so…

  • MB
  • November 24, 2020
  • 20
2020 Fantasy Football

Rest of Season Top 60 Running Back Rankings: Week 12

Frank Reich is a fine man. A good man, even. Sometimes, I sit around daydreaming, wondering what it would be like if he were my…

  • Hobbs
  • November 24, 2020
  • 11
Waiver Wire

Week 12 Waiver Sherpa

The week 12 waiver wire is about the same as the last few weeks. Most difference makers are already rostered and no major injuries opened…

  • al_FF_red
  • November 24, 2020
  • 11
2020 Fantasy Football

Goff Plays Coops and Roberts With The Tampa Secondary

If you're only into ground and pound games then read no further. There were a total of 79 rushing yards between both the Rams and…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • November 24, 2020
  • 12
2020 Fantasy Football

It’s Ryan Finley Time….Sigh

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo. My buddy and I looked at these silly looking dwarves singing and making candy. Then we looked at each other. Then…

  • Son
  • November 23, 2020
  • 6
2020 Fantasy Football

Taysom The Saint Will Live To Start A Latter Day

When Taysom Hill was a senior in high school he received all kinds of offers from big name college football programs, eventually committing to play for…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • November 23, 2020
  • 36
Fantasy Football Gameday

Week 11 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer

It is my favorite week of the football season! We are getting close to the fantasy playoffs, the standings are painting a clearer picture in…

  • MB
  • November 22, 2020
  • 31
Fantasy Football Strategy

Under The Hood: Chubble Telescope

The fantasy playoffs are so close you can smell them. Wait, no that's just me. Haven't taken my weekly shower yet. Anywho, you're hopefully preparing…

  • Roto-Wan
  • November 21, 2020
  • 1
Fantasy Football Strategy

The Shadow Coverage Report – Week 11

  Shadow Coverage Tracker WR Finish Total 1 13 2 7 3 7 4+ 25 Grand Total 52   Team: Houston Texans Opponent: New England…

  • Bobby LaMarco
  • November 21, 2020
  • 0
RazzBowl

Razzbowl Recap — Week 10

The Joey Wright was a king without a prince, even though the song 1999 pulsed in the background of the VIP section at Sticks, the only…

  • everywhereblair
  • November 20, 2020
  • 0
2020 Fantasy Football

Thursday Night Hyde’s The Fireworks Like A JPP July 4th

Remember Jason Pierre-Paul's infamous firework accident that resulted in a mangled hand, and eventually a club hand which he'd use to beat offensive linemen over…

  • Donkey Teeth
  • November 20, 2020
  • 60