Week 10: 8-5, Overall: 63-53-1, Locks: 6-1

Greetings! What up doe!? It is I, Beddict, returning to your warm embrace after another successful lock of the week call. Imagine how much dough I’d have if I bet my entire Razzball salary on each of my locks and kept letting it ride! Enough money to get my mom out the hood, with enough left over for a state of the art, chicken coop, for my loving Beatrice. This week, I’m going all in. Join me or sit back from afar, either laughing at my demise or throwing rose petals on the ground, I walk as the Elder God blessed grand champion of gambling ATS. Have you witnessed the ESPN dude’s record this year, or last year for that matter? Yeeesh! I’m already 0-1 this week after foolishly putting my faith in the Bills, but let’s not dwell on the past by talking about how disgraceful the Bills offense was, or even how Ryan Tannehill ended my fantasy life by missing Mike Wallace on two HUGE plays. Seriously, Tannehill is gutter trash when it comes to throwing the football deep. It sickens me to levels beyond human comprehension… but as I said, let’s not dwell on the past…WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!? F*CKING WHY!?!?!?!?!?

Let’s get it, ya’ll.

 

Lock of the Week: Philly @ Green Bay (-6) – If Mark Sanchize pulls of this upset, I will resign from Betting With Beddict, French kiss Sky, and show the whole world my c*ck (not the first time). Philly will have to run for over 200 yards to keep this game close. I expect a pile-driving of the likes we haven’t witnessed since Asa Akira was greased up by the legendary Johnny Sins. Witness!

Houston @ Cleveland (-3.5) – Trusting the Cleveland Browns to achieve a home victory over a struggling team, throwing out a QB who’s making his first career start, and whom is also missing their star running back is like trusting that Lindsay Lohan will get her life in order. You know, stop doing copious amounts of blow and getting ass-blasted by any and every actor/rich dude willing to take the risk of contracting an STD to say he smashed that beazle from Mean Girls.

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Long story short, I refuse to believe in Brian Hoyer. But this is a game the Browns should absolutely win on their home field, possibly by double digits. Cleveland has arguably the best secondary in the league this year, not the most advantageous circumstances for Mallet, who, again, is making his first career start.

Minnesota @ Chicago (-3) – The Elder Gods would personally have to show up at my front door, in their human forms of course, and somehow prove to me that Jay Cutler isn’t a more extreme waste of talent than Luke Perry, and then send Sarah Michelle-Gellar AND Jennifer Love-Hewitt over to fulfill all my I Know What You Did Last Summer fantasies that have refused to exit my thought process throughout the past… Jesus, how long ago did that movie come out? I can’t be this old… was I saying something about the game? Oh yes, as I was saying, the Elder Gods would have to do all those things for me to even consider betting on this game. But if you’re going to put an X-ACTO knife to my ball sack, I’ll take Da Bears, where everyone in the organization is playing/coaching/GM’ing for their job.

Seattle (+1.5) @ Kansas City – After the Hawks secured my lock of the week against the Giants, I’m getting back on the bandwagon. Kansas City doesn’t even have Donnie Avery or A.J. Jenkins! No, those aren’t the names of members of the Backstreet Boys, those are actual NFL receivers. A man nobody knows, Frankie Hammond, will be starting opposite of Bowe, and will no doubt be getting locked up like Jeremy or Jason London on a Saturday night. Everyone’s picking the Chiefs… don’t believe the hype.

Atlanta (-1) @ Carolina – Last week, on Monday Night Football, the Panthers had the look of one of the most pathetic squads in the entire sport. Newton is hurt and the weapons are a joke. P.S. – This is the Falcons last chance to stay in contention for the division and I believe they answer the call.

Cincy @ New Orleans (-7.5) – I used to believe Andy Dalton could put the Bengals on his back and make a Super Bowl run. Instead, Dalton is the one who’s been put on his back, naked, with his ankles behind his shoulder blades as opposing defenses take their turns… I should stop. New Orleans wins by 10.

Tampa Bay (+7.5) @ Washington – I’m starting RG3 in multiple leagues this week, so obviously I’m hoping for the kind of shootout I’d imagine happening if a blacked out Doc Holliday ran into a meth’d out Rambo. With Washington’s secondary getting burned and beaten more often than Karrine Steffans (AKA Superhead)’ va-jay-jay, I like both Vincent Jackson and Mike Evans to have outstanding performances.

Denver (-10) @ St. Louis – Whadddaya know, your Uncle Beddict was correct in saying Austin Davis was a bum, as he’s now been replaced by the legendary Shaun Hill. The Rams’ pass rush has been coming quicker than a 14-year-old Beddict, losing his virginity. But guess what? Peyton comes quicker…. errr, I mean, Peyton gets the balls out quicker than the Rams will be able to reach him, meaning no money-shots by the Rams on Sunday, unless there’s a flag involved.

San Fran (-4.5) @ New York Giants – Have you witnessed the Giants play football the past two weeks? Did you witness the Niners pulling out a must win game as soon as everyone stopped believing in them? Easy call here.

Oakland (+10.5) @ San Diego  Not feeling this game whatsoever, as the Raiders were just pig roasted and San Diego has been horrid, but is coming off the bye week. Jay probably couldn’t sleep all week, wondering if the Raiders will put the nail in the Chargers coffin, ending their season. [Jay’s Note: LOL.]

Detroit @ Arizona (Pick Em) – Let’s be clear: This game could go either way and there’s no way I’d actually bet on it… What am I talking about? I’d bet on high school badminton, if that’s all there was. I’m not a Jim Caldwell disciple in any shape or form, nor do I believe the Lions deserved to win all of the squeakers they’ve somehow pulled out. The Cardinals just find ways to win and I believe they’ll do it again this Sunday.

New England (+3) @ Indy – Changed my pick at the last minute after envisioning Belichick game planning for the past two weeks and Brady hate-sexing Giselle, imagining she was the reporters who are saying how much better Luck is than him. Another game I wouldn’t touch, but I’ll take the points here, guys/gals.

 

And there you have it. All comments and questions, whether you’re competing with me ATS, talking fantasy, or informing me how much I suck at life, will be answered in a timely fashion. To get in-depth game live game analysis ( You could call it that….) follow me on Twitter at @Tehol143. Enjoy your weekend and may the Elder Gods be with you.

  1. Lopes says:
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    Tehol, you should start charging people commission if they win a lot of money based off of your picks

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Lopes: that’s a genius idea. Im all for it

  2. Nick says:
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    No love for R Mathews? I’m split between him in a flex over McKinnon or even Sanu…

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nick: he should be solid. just hesitant after being out so long. I don’t have huge faith in Mckinnon doing anything crazy. Im good with matthews there

  3. Rin says:
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    Trade my ahmad bradshaw & either odell beckham , Kelvin benjamin or jordan matthews for le’veon bell?

    Or hold onto what I have?

    My rb’s; gio bernard, jeremy hill, ahmad Bradshaw, ben Tate, terrance west, tre Mason & jonas gray

    My wrs; demaryius thomas , Kelvin benjamjn, odell beckham, jordan matthews, martivis bryant.

    Or have him throw in one of his WRs or larry donnel ? His other TE is Graham.

    He’s loaded at Wr with steve smith, Vincent jsckson, Lafell, stevie Johnson, greg Jennings, sanu, wheaton & rob woods.

    My TE is jordan Reed & ertz too

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Rin: oh yea. make this move, Rin Tin Tinny. this is big move for you. I’d try to make it Matthews or Bryant with Bradshaw but do what you gotta do. you will be ready afterwards for title town. Jordan Reed is more than enough at TE and better than Donnell without question

      • Rin says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        Thanks for the response man; if this deal doesn’t end up happening;

        Would you rather trade one of my wrs to upgrade at RB? I’m trying to get alf Morris but not sure who to even send without it being an insulting offer then they close negotiations

        I was looking into alf Morris or rashad Jennings ; I tried jennings for my jordan matthews he declined saying he has too many wrs (he can drop some of his wrs)

        • LT Murray IV

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Rin: you’re receivers are far superior to his. he should be looking for an upgrade immediately. hmmm Morris would be interesting. would be nice to see if West is full time go going forward. same with Mason. if so , you’re totally fine. you’re fine anyway with bradshaw as 2 but I feel you.

          Morris would be nice solid option. Jordan Matthews doesnt have the track record to acquire a solid RB . you’d have to reach down for Benji or beckham to make that happen. For Morris, I’d highly consider it

  4. Nick says:
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    Ok Tehol, this is what i think im going with! NON-PPR league

    I need 2RB 3WR & a flex
    I have set now;
    RB1: Ingram
    RB2: R Jennings
    WR1 Cobb
    WR2 Beckham
    WR3 M Bryant
    Flex: Mathews

    I have K Allen (Just received in a trade for Edelman), Sanu, A Johnson & Mckinnon on my bench…not a bad lineup with Rodgers at QB, Donnell at TE & streaming SD D right?

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nick: sorry i didnt put it as a reply so making sure you saw this

  5. LT Murray IV

    Tehol Beddict says:
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    extremely solid bruh. although Martavius bryant is due a dud. just not sure if its this week or not. I’m not sold on jennings off the injury but if you like him better than matthews or Mckinnon I’m not gonna fight you on it.

    if Hayden is out for Raiders i would def start keenan allen over jennings thats just me tho. but this lineup is good and ready to win

  6. Barker says:
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    12 team league ppr

    Qb newton wr allen wayne rbs lacy ellington te bennett flex bradshaw
    Bn gordon mathews crabtree denard mason

    I want to get a qb for next week or this week for that matter and starting next week i will be starting gordon and allen/denard at the 2 wr slots
    Available qbs e manning mccown orton bridgewater carr
    Drop crabtree or wayne or mason for manning ?

    Also garcon was dropped should i drop mason for garcon?

    Thank you

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Barker: @Barker: Not huge on eli, at least for this week. McCown is interesting but I need to see another week. i have no problem with you dropping crabtree fro him tho. Id probably start newton this week over Eli.

  7. Dom B says:
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    Would you trade Andre Ellington since he plays SEA in the Playoff championship

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Dom B: tough call. trade him for who? for what position? i need specifics. doubt I’d trade him tho

    • FrankGrimes says:
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      @Dom B:
      that’s a clown question bro
      Seattle D ain’t shit this year besides you won’t get value in return unless
      there is some chump in your 8 team league

      • LT Murray IV

        Tehol Beddict says:
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        @FrankGrimes: Coming with HOT FIRE!!!

  8. FrankGrimes says:
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    I’d like to see who Beatrice picks every week as well.

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @FrankGrimes: she basically makes my picks. i put two pieces of grain 6 inches apart and have one for one of two teams and whichever one she picks if how my selections are made

  9. Bugeater says:
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    Another enjoyable read, even though I don’t wager on games. You remind me of a young Hunter S Thompson. Irreverent, topical, and completely unaffected by the mundane. Is “Where The Buffalo Roam” one of your favorite movies? Again, keep up the good work.
    Bug

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Bugeater: BUG!!!!! thank you , sir. I was told this one was a little riske and I suppose it got a little out of hand. glad u enjoyed it though, Bug. you’ve given me new inspiration. hope to see you next week

  10. Dom B says:
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    Out of these choose 2 WR and one Flex Charles Sims, Alshon Jeffrey, Kelvin Benjamin, Roddy White TY Hilton, Malcolm Floyd also ROS Odell Beckham Jr or Alshon Jeffrey

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Dom B: Alshon, Hilton, Benji.

      Beckham may get enough targets to surpass Jeffrey which is crazzzzzay

  11. Dom B says:
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    Would you trade Alshon Jeffrey and delaine walker for Julius Thomas leaving Roddy White as flex
    my roster

    QB – Aaron Rodgers – Packers
    RB – LeSean McCoy – Eagles
    RB – Andre Ellington – Cardinals
    WR – Alshon Jeffery – Bears
    WR – T.Y. Hilton – Colts
    TE – Larry Donnell – Giants
    PK – Steven Hauschka – Seahawks
    DEF – Baltimore Ravens – Ravens

    Bench:
    QB – Ben Roethlisberger – Steelers
    RB – Fred Jackson – Bills
    RB – Charles Sims – Buccaneers
    WR – Kelvin Benjamin – Panthers
    WR – Malcom Floyd – Chargers
    WR – Roddy White – Falcons
    TE – Delanie Walker – Titans

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Dom B: yea. you’d also have Benjamin. donnel isn’t cutting it

  12. Dom B says:
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    Would you trade kelvin Benjamin for golden Tate and Rashad Jennings

    QB – Aaron Rodgers – Packers
    RB – LeSean McCoy – Eagles
    RB – Andre Ellington – Cardinals
    WR – Alshon Jeffery – Bears
    WR – T.Y. Hilton – Colts
    TE – Larry Donnell – Giants
    PK – Steven Hauschka – Seahawks
    DEF – Baltimore Ravens – Ravens

    Bench:
    QB – Ben Roethlisberger – Steelers
    RB – Fred Jackson – Bills
    RB – Charles Sims – Buccaneers
    WR – Kelvin Benjamin – Panthers
    WR – Malcom Floyd – Chargers
    WR – Roddy White – Falcons
    TE – Delanie Walker – Titans

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Dom B: sure. u could use an insurance back

  13. Dom B says:
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    Better flex golden Tate or Rashad Jennings also ROS kelvin Benjamin or Golden Tate

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Dom B: tough call. Id go Tate but Jennings could easily have better game.

      If newton keeps starting id say Benjamin

  14. goodfold2 says:
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    now 46-38-2.
    DET pick (not with stanton, with palmer this would’ve been something else, stafford will get sacked a lot)
    DEN -10 (because, you know, the rams)
    CLE -3.5
    PHI +6 (these teams are close, to me)
    CHI -3
    SEA +1.5 (can’t believe they are a dog here, when SEA slows down charles a little, what, is smith gonna win this game?!)
    ATL -1
    TB +7.5 (with these 2 Defenses, nobody should be favored by that much, and just what is the total in this one, like 75?)
    NYG +4.5 (SF ain’t that good, they barely scored, at home vs RAMS a few games ago, yes they came back, against who though, NO D?)
    NE +3
    SD -10.5 (SD need to kill this game, of course they might not)
    NO -7.5
    lock up ATL i guess (eh, road game)

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @goodfold2: its on!!!!

      • goodfold2 says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: so far only 3 out of 10, with really only SD possibly covering of the late games, pick your PIT vs TEN spread.

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          @goodfold2: now 50-46-2, bad day today, 4-8.

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            @goodfold2: spread i found is PIT -6.5. TEN is trash team, so even though i’m getting murdered betting favorites this week , esp good size ones, i’m on PIT here.

  15. Dom B says:
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    Would you trade Lesean McCoy for Eddie Lacy

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      @Dom B: yup and it’s not close for me. Philly has no line, no quarterback. I’m trying to trade him & Benjamin for manning or Brees.
      Shady 2 rushing TD all year. That’s sad…

  16. Nick says:
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    drop andre johnson in non ppr for green bay (cant drop charger d til morning & gb might be gone by then.) its 10 team so i feel johnson has no value for me since i have cobb, beckham, m bryant, sanu & k allen

    • Nick says:
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      @Nick: or drop sanu? or wait & hope in the AM, I’m up by 6AM so good chance…

      • Nick says:
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        @Nick: or better yet, what about dropping sanu/a johnson for gray?

        • Nick says:
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          @Nick: or drop witten for him? I have Donnell

          • Nick says:
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            @Nick: never mind, Gray is gone :(

            I got GB defense for next week, although Colts are available v. the Jags, whats the better play next week/going forward?

  17. Nick says:
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    I need Martavis Bryant to get 13+ points to squeak out a win, what are the chances?

  18. Nick says:
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    Hey would you swap out Mason Crosby for say, Matt Bryant, Zuerlein, Bullock, Nugent, Novak, Santos or S Graham?

    Or despite Crosby’s brutal game, don’t blame it on him & hold?

  19. Nick says:
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    Defense week 11, I grabbed Green Bay. Role with them over these options???

    Colts v. Jags
    NE v Det
    Cleveland @ ATL
    Dallas @ NYG
    St. Louis vs. SD

  20. Harry Dunn says:
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    Who do you like early for Week 12? Thanks..

    1) Half PPR – Joique Bell, Tre Mason or Denard Rob
    2) Full PPR – Odell Beck or Josh Gordon

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